A Much Worse Thing to Put Your Tongue On
Not Even On A Triple Dog Dare
There isn’t a type of dare that’s been invented that could get me to put my tongue on any part of a NYC subway car. But this kid did, as a reenactment of the famous stuck tongue scene in A Christmas Story.
He’s Right. I Can’t Believe It.
Bill Murray is like some sort of Celebrity Sasquatch. He supposedly appears before odd subsets of people, who swear he was there and can describe exactly what he looked like and what he did. Here’s what a night with him is (supposedly) like.
That Thomas Edison, What A Failure
I mean, besides the light bulb, the phonograph and the movie camera, what did that guy ever do right? Not these things.
For the Rest of Us
There’s a Festivus Google trick. Go try it or else you'll hear about it in the Airing of Grievances.