
Books You Lie About Reading

C'mon, You Didn’t Read That
You may own it and have it sitting prominently on a bookshelf, but you probably didn’t read it.
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Let’s Slow Things Down A Bit
Because they become amazing.
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I Am Jack’s Illustrated Sequel
Chuck Palahniuk is creating a follow-up to Fight Club, and he’s doing it as a graphic novel.
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I Hope the Elves Can Swim
The North Pole has melted.
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Now I Know You Love Me
From now on I’ll know that anyone that makes a nasty comment on The Missing Links are really just the biggest fans. A recent study reveals that the most unlikely of people leave the nastiest online comments.
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Dwell On Death
You’ll be hilarious.
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Go Directly to Jail
Whoever decided to change Monopoly in this way should not collect $200 (or whatever they’re paid). They should just go straight to the clink themselves.