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10 Extremely Creative Doughnuts That Will Make You Drool

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Today marks National Doughnut Day. While you may celebrate with your usual glazed or sprinkle variety, it might be worth branching out—doughnut shops around the country often have special flavors they are proud to call their own. Get inspired with some of the most extreme varieties we could find.

1. OLD DIRTY BASTARD

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Oregon’s Voodoo Doughnuts was one of the first shops to really start going crazy with their doughnut flavors. These days, they are well-known for their partnership with Rogue, creating beers based on doughnut flavors including Bacon Maple Ale and Chocolate, Peanut Butter and Banana Ale. But Voodoo still has its share of extreme doughnuts—including the Old Dirty Bastard, which is covered in chocolate frosting, Oreos and peanut butter. If you’re really hungry, try the Rapper’s Delight, a trio featuring the Old Dirty Bastard, the M&M-covered Marshall Mathers, and the Maple Blazer Blunt, a cone-shaped doughnut with an end dipped in maple frosting and red sprinkle embers.

2. BLUE SKY

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New Mexico’s Rebel Donut has a special menu item featuring blue rock candy based on the shop’s favorite show: Breaking Bad. Imagine how happy they were when Aaron Paul (a.k.a. Jesse Pinkman) came in to order a dozen of the Blue Sky donuts and even posed for a picture with the treats.

3. PSYCHOBUGZ

San Jose’s Psycho Donuts celebrated National Donut Day in 2012 by releasing two donuts topped with real insects. The Chirp Derp was a chocolate donut topped with bacon bits, bacon-cheddar crickets, and a drizzle of milk chocolate. The Worm Hole took a jalapeño and tequila donut and covered it with salted lime icing, a Key Lime drizzle, and a spiced moth larvae. (According to their menu, these doughnuts are no longer available.)

4. FOIE BOMB

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For 2013's National Doughnut Day, Psycho Donuts aimed to impress their gourmand audience with a foie gras mousse doughnut served with a pipette of honey, fig, and balsamic syrup. (Like psychobugz, the foie bomb is no longer available—but they still have plenty of crazy doughnuts to choose from.)

5. JAGER BOMB

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While the Jägermeister buttercream in this Jager Bomb doughnut by Rebel Donut might not get you drunk, it could at least give you a caffeine buzz with the Red Bull glaze. It certainly tastes better than the original cocktail.

6. MOJITO

Mint, sugar, and rum are great inside a cocktail glass, but even better when turned into a doughnut. Best of all, you can even make this tasty treat at home yourself with this recipe from Diethood.

7. DOUGHNUT SHOT GLASS LINERS

If you really want to let loose while still enjoying the goodness of doughnuts, skip the boozy fillings and instead use straight liquor. Just follow this tip by My Burning Kitchen and put a hollowed-out doughnut hole in your shot glass before pouring to enjoy full-strength alcohol with a sweet, doughnut-y finish.

8. DEAD ELVIS

Elvis’s favorite sandwich (made with peanut butter, bacon, bananas, and jelly) is pretty legendary, but when you switch out the bread for a custard-filled doughnut, that’s when you really get something fit for a king. If Elvis is secretly still around, you know he's made a few trips to Psycho Donuts to enjoy the Dead Elvis.

9. MANGO TANGO

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You know what makes a regular mango doughnut into something truly memorable? Just ask Voodoo Donuts and you’ll know the answer is always Tang. (Astronauts will love it.)

10. TEXAS-SIZE DOUGHNUT

It might not come in crazy flavors, but the Round Rock Donut from the Round Rock, Texas shop of the same name is certainly extreme enough to have earned its place here. That’s because this doughnut weighs in at over 2 pounds of doughnut-y goodness.

A version of this story originally appeared in 2013.

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6 Signs You're Getting Hangry
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Hangry (adjective): Bad-tempered or irritable as a result of hunger. This portmanteau (of hungry and angry) is not only officially recognized as a word by the Oxford English Dictionary, but it's also recognized by health experts as a real physiological state with mood-altering consequences.

That hangry feeling results from your body's glucose level dropping, putting you into a state of hypoglycemia, or low blood sugar. Glucose is the body's primary source of energy, so when you don't have enough, it affects your brain and other bodily functions, including the production of the hormones insulin and glucagon, which help regulate blood sugar. Check out the symptoms below to see if you've crossed over into the hanger danger zone.

1. IT TAKES EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER JUST TO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.

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Glucose equals energy, so when your blood sugar levels are low, you may start wishing you were back in bed with the shades drawn. If you start feeling sluggish or tired even though you’re well-rested, you might just need to eat something.

2. THE EASIEST ITEM ON YOUR TO-DO LIST SEEMS LIKE AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK …

It’s hard to concentrate when all you can think about is whether you're going to order the fish or beef tacos for lunch. The distraction goes beyond fantasies about food, though. The brain derives most of its energy from glucose, so when it's low on fuel, a serious case of brain fog can set in. Confusion and difficulty speaking are among the more serious symptoms you may experience when you're hangry.

3. … AND YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF WORD VOMIT.

Blame this on brain fog too. The gray matter in your noggin goes a little haywire when blood sugar is in short supply. That's why you may start stuttering or slurring your words. You might also have difficulty finding your words at all—it can feel like your mouth and brain are disconnected.

4. YOU’RE SHAKING LIKE A LEAF AND FEEL LIGHTHEADED.

Tremors and dizziness are both signs that you should pay closer attention to your body, which is screaming, "Feed me!" Once again, low blood sugar is often the culprit of trembling hands and feeling faint, and exhaustion and stress make the symptoms worse.

5. YOUR COWORKERS SEEM ESPECIALLY ANNOYING.

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You’re tense and irritable, and it’s starting to show. Hunger causes your body to release cortisol and adrenaline, the same hormones responsible for stress. This can put you on edge and lower your tolerance for other people’s quirks and irksome habits, which suddenly seem a lot less bearable.

6. YOU SNAPPED AT YOUR FRIEND OR PARTNER FOR NO GOOD REASON.

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Not only are you irritable, but you’re more likely to lash out at others because of it. The doses of adrenaline and cortisol in your body can induce a fight-or-flight response and make you go on the attack over matters that—if you had some food in you—would seem unimportant.

So what should you do if these descriptions sound all too familiar? Eat a snack, pronto—one with complex carbohydrates, lean protein, and healthy fats. The first one brings up your blood sugar level, and the other two slow down how fast the carbohydrates are absorbed, helping you to avoid a sugar crash and maintain a normal blood sugar level. Eating small meals every few hours also helps to keep hanger at bay.

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Alexa Can Now Help You Find a Wine Pairing
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Even if you enjoy wine regularly, you may not know exactly how you’re supposed to pair it with food. But you don’t have to be a sommelier to put together a good pairing at home. According to Lifehacker, you can just ask Alexa.

An Alexa skill called Wine Finder is designed to help you figure out which wine varietal would go best with whatever food you’re planning to eat. You just have to ask, “What wine goes well with … ”

Created by an app developer called Bloop Entertainment, the Amazon Echo skill features a database with 500 wine pairings. And not all of them are designed for someone working their way through Mastering the Art of French Cooking. The skill will also help you find the proper pairing for your more casual snacks. In one demo, the skill recommends pairing nachos with a Sauvignon blanc or Zinfandel. (Note that the latter also goes well with Frito pie.)

You can also ask it to find you the perfect wine to drink with apple pie and pizza, in addition to the meats, cheeses, and other wine-pairing staples you might expect. However, if you ask it what to pair with hot dogs, it says “water,” which is an affront to hot dog connoisseurs everywhere.

There are a few other wine-pairing skills available for Alexa, including Wine Pairings, Wine Pairings (two different skills), and Wine Expert. But according to user reviews, Wine Finder is the standout, offering more and higher-quality suggestions than some of the other sommelier apps.

It’s free to enable here, so drink up.

[h/t Lifehacker]

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