Unless you've been living on Mars, in a cave, with your fingers in your ears, you've probably heard that cult-hit Arrested Development is back! (Hey, if you're a real fan, you've probably watched it all by now!) In honor of this important moment in TV history, I bring you six moments from my favorite AD character: Tobias Funke.

Analrapist

That's an analyst AND a therapist.

Marriage Expert

Ultimate foot-in-mouth moment.

Well, Excuuuuuse Me

Tobias, the actor, is indignant.

Never Nude

An explanation for those raggedy cut-offs.

Mrs. Featherbottom

Tobias is willing to do whatever it takes to be close to his daughter Maeby. Including dressing in drag ...

Blue Myself

Tobias truly, truly wanted to be a member of the Blue Man Group.