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20 Artistic Takes on Disney Princesses

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Fans of Brave's heroine, Merida, have been up in arms the last week over a Disney redesign that left the princess looking skinnier, sexier, and more in line with the rest of the company’s animated princesses. While it was announced that Disney was backing away from the redesign, the newest word is that the new Merida was only created for a specific line of limited edition merchandise and that the company isn’t going to pull the design at all. Here are some other ways the Disney princesses may have been portrayed.

1. Sexy Sirens

J. Scott Campbell’s Fairytale Fantasies portray the beautiful princesses in a comic book style—including the exaggerated figures and skimpy clothing. The result is essentially a teenage boy’s fantasy version of the fairytales he was told as a child.

2. Princess In Panties

If you think Merida was over sexualized in the new Disney design, just wait until you see DeviantArt user Bianni’s series featuring princesses in their lingerie.

Note: While none of the images are outrightly explicit, they're still largely NSFW.

3. The Princesses Who Lost

From its bad-assed warriors to full-on zombies, Jeffery Thomas’ Twisted Princess series shows what would have happened to the princesses if the bad guys won: Some princesses fight to take back what was once theirs, while others turn into the black-hearted villains they once resisted.

4. Princesses Want Your Brains, Not Your Heart

Artist Witit Karpkraikaew did a series of Disney princesses as zombies and, as you might expect, the results are not pretty—though they are awesomely gory.

5. These Gals Can Save Themselves

One of the biggest complaints about Disney princesses is the fact that they always need a hero there to rescue them. Well, that’s not a problem when it comes to the princesses designed by DeviantArt user joshwmc. In fact, they could probably take you down without breaking a sweat.

6. Tattoos Filled With Tattooed Gals

Artist Timothy John Shumate drew up a whole series of tattoo flash designs featuring Disney princesses—many of which have tattoos of their own in the artwork. It’s only a matter of time before one of his designs ends up on someone’s skin and in one of our geeky tattoo roundups.

7. More Accurate Costuming

Disney artists take a lot of liberties with their creations, particularly when it comes to designing accurate clothing for their characters. Fortunately, Claire Hummel is here to set the record straight with historically accurate depictions of the famous princesses based on the time period the stories take place and the detailing in the Disney designs. I highly recommend visiting her site to check out the whole gallery, particularly her interpretation of the evil sorcerer Maleficent.

Humorously, Claire later did a historically accurate depiction of Maid Marian for April Fool’s Day, showing lovely Marian as an actual fox shredding off its fancy clothing.

8. One Fish, Two Fish…

What do princess mermaids wear for Halloween? While I’m sure the answer varies from mermaid to mermaid, this Dory costume by Amy Mebberson sure works great for Ariel.

9. Maybe They’re All The Same

Amy Mebberson does a lot of great geek art, but it’s hard to beat this take on all of the princesses as different incarnations of The Doctor. The best thing about this line-up is that he would finally get to be a ginger—twice even!

10. The Fifth Princess

Amy doesn’t limit her princess crossovers to just Doctor Who. Here is Ariel as a very cool, but still tough-looking version of Leeloo.

11. Sailor Princesses

Artist Drachea Rannak is primarily fascinated by Sailor Moon, but she’s willing to let characters from other franchises join in on the fun and has even done a whole series of princesses reworked as characters from the popular anime. While I prefer Mulan, they’re all quite good, so you really should check out her facebook pictures and pick out your own favorite princess from the series.

12. Different Slave, Same Result

Think Jabba would do any better if he took a different princess as his slave? DeviantArt user ArtistAbe points out that he’d better choose wisely or he’ll likely end up in the exact same situation he was in with Leia.

13. The Force Is Strong With These Girls

Artist Ralph Sevelius wondered what would happen if the Disney princesses took over Star Wars and the results are delightful, from Mulan as Boba Fett to Jasmine as Slave Leia. Rapunzel makes a particularly great Jedi; since her hair already glows and has such magical properties, it may as well work as her lightsaber as well.

14. Steampunk Dreams

DeviantArt user MecaniqueFairy has a whole collection of Disney characters, including villains, in their best steampunk attire. His take on Merida is particularly great in how much detail it features—notice the bear head carved into the crossbow.

15. They’re So Cute At That Age

You’ve seen the Muppet Babies, but have you ever seen the Princess Babies? DeviantArt user moonchildinthesky imagined what all the princesses would look like before they started kindergarten and the results are utterly adorable.

16. Semi-Formal Princesses

If prom is magical and fairy tales are magical, then the proms of Disney princesses must be teeming with magic—and adorably awkward couples as well. Deviantart user spicystewdemon took the time to imagine what the classic characters would look like at their senior proms and the results are just as beautiful and nerdy as you might expect.

17. After the Fairy Tale

Aside from her prom pictures, Spicystewdemon has done quite a few works based on Disney characters. One of her newest series features the princesses as moms, something Jasmine seems quite well adapted to here.

18. Disney University

So between the time they graduated high school and when they had kids, what were those crazy Disney kids up to? Why going to college, of course. And DeviantArt user Hyung86 gives us a great idea of what our favorite characters would be up to during their years of higher education. Unsurprisingly, Alice goes into art, Arthur gets into fencing and Prince Adam becomes the team quarterback who Belle fawns over.

19. Their Age Since Their Releases

While most of the princesses are teenagers at the time their stories are set, Taija Vigilia calculated how old the princesses would be if they were born the years their movies were released, and then put them all together at a tea party. When she created this last year, Snow White would now be 75, Cinderella would be 62, and on the other end, Tiana would be 3 and Rapunzel would be 2.

20. Let Their Light Shine In

Artist Mandie Manzano may not actually make stained glass, but she’s quite gifted when it comes to designing it. She’s done all kinds of pop culture icons, but her collections of Disney characters are particularly beautiful, even when they include the Evil Queen from Snow White.

What do you guys think of Merida’s design? Should Disney’s princesses be pretty or should the company care more about creating good role models? And if you got to redesign any of them, what would you change about one of the Disney princesses?

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10 Things You Might Not Know About Hägar the Horrible
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For 45 years, the anachronistic adventures of a Scandinavian Viking named Hägar have populated the funny papers. Created by cartoonist Dik Browne, Hagar the Horrible is less about raiding and pillaging and more about Hägar’s domestic squabbles with wife Helga. If you’re a fan of this red-bearded savage with a surprisingly gentle demeanor, check out some facts about the strip’s history, Hägar’s status as a soda pitchman, and his stint as a college football mascot.

1. HÄGAR IS NAMED AFTER HIS CREATOR.

Richard Arthur “Dik” Browne got his start drawing courtroom sketches for New York newspapers; he debuted a military strip, Ginny Jeep, for servicemen after entering the Army in 1942. Following an advertising stint where he created the Chiquita Banana logo, he was asked to tackle art duties on the 1954 Beetle Bailey spinoff strip Hi and Lois. When he felt an urge to create his own strip in 1973, Browne thought back to how his children called him “Hägar the Horrible” when he would playfully chase them around the house. “Immediately, I thought Viking,” he told People in 1978. Hägar was soon the fastest-growing strip in history, appearing over 1000 papers.

2. HE COULD HAVE BEEN BULBAR THE BARBARIAN.

A Hägar the Horrible comic strip
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Working on Hi and Lois with cartoonist Mort Walker (Beetle Bailey) gave Browne an opportunity to solicit advice on Hägar from his more experienced colleague. As Walker recalled, he thought “Hägar” would be too hard for people to pronounce or spell and suggested Browne go with “Bulbar the Barbarian” instead. Browne brushed off the suggestion, preferring his own alliterative title.

3. A HEART ATTACK COULD HAVE CHANGED HÄGAR’S FATE.

When Browne came up with Hägar, he sent it along to a syndicate editor he knew from his work on Hi and Lois. According to Chris Browne, Dik’s son and the eventual artist for Hägar after his father passed away in 1989, the man originally promised to look at it after he got back from his vacation. He changed his mind at the last minute, reviewing and accepting the strip before leaving. Just days later, while on his ski vacation, the editor had a heart attack and died. If he hadn’t approved the strip prior to his passing, Browne said, Hägar may never have seen print.

4. THE STRIP HELPED BROWNE AVOID VANDALS.

A Hägar the Horrible comic strip
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Chris Browne recalled that Halloween in his Connecticut neighborhood was a time for kids to show their appreciation for his father’s work. While trick-or-treaters were busy covering nearby houses in toilet paper or spray paint, they spared the Browne residence. The only evidence of their vandalism was a spray-painted sign that read, “Mr. Browne, We Love Hägar.”

5. BROWNE’S DAUGHTER TALKED HIM OUT OF KIDNAPPING PLOTS.

Vikings were not known for being advocates for human rights. Hägar, despite his relatively genteel persona, still exhibited some barbaric traits, such as running off with “maidens” after a plundering session. Speaking with the Associated Press in 1983, Browne admitted he toned down the more lecherous side of Hägar after getting complaints from his daughter. “Running off with a maiden isn’t funny,” she told him. “It’s a crime.”

6. HÄGAR ENDORSED SODA.

A soda can featuring Hägar the Horrible
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Despite his preference for alcohol, Hägar apparently had a bit of a sweet tooth as well. In the 1970s, King Features licensed out a line of soda cans featuring some of their most popular comic strip characters, including Popeye, Blondie, and Hägar. The Viking also shilled for Mug Root Beer in the 1990s.

7. HE WAS A COLLEGE MASCOT.

In 1965, Cleveland State University students voted in the name “Vikings” for their collegiate basketball team. After using a mascot dubbed Viktorious Vike, the school adopted Hägar in the 1980s. Both Hägar and wife Helga appeared at several of the school’s sporting events before being replaced by an original character named Vike.

8. HE EVENTUALLY SOBERED UP.

A Hägar the Horrible comic strip
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When Dik Browne was working on Hägar, the Viking was prone to bouts of excessive drinking. When Chris Browne took over the strip, he made a deliberate decision to minimize Hägar’s imbibing. "When my father was doing the strip, he did an awful lot of gags about Hägar falling down drunk and coming home in a wheelbarrow, and as times go on that doesn't strike me as that funny anymore,” Brown told the Chicago Tribune in 1993. “Just about everybody I know has had somebody hurt by alcoholism or substance abuse.”

9. HE HAD HIS OWN HANNA-BARBERA CARTOON.

It took some time, but Hägar was finally honored with the animated special treatment in 1989. Cartoon powerhouse Hanna-Barbera created the 30-minute special, Hägar the Horrible: Hägar Knows Best, and cast the Viking as being out of his element after returning home for the first time in years. The voice of Optimus Prime, Peter Cullen, performed the title character. It was later released on DVD as part of a comic strip cartoon collection.

10. HE SAILED INTO THE WIZARD OF ID.

A Wizard of Id comic strip
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In 2014, Hägar made an appearance in the late Johnny Hart’s Wizard of Id comic strip, with the two characters looking confused at the idea they’ve run into one another at sea. Hägar also made a cameo in Blondie to celebrate that character’s 75th birthday in 2005.

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Every Emoji Ever, Arranged by Color
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What lies at the end of the emoji rainbow? It's not a pot of gold, but rather an exclamation point—a fitting way to round out the Every Emoji Ever print created by the design experts over at Pop Chart Lab.

As the name suggests, every emoji that's currently used in version 10.0.0 of Unicode is represented, which, if you're keeping track, is nearly 2400.

Each emoji was painstakingly hand-illustrated and arranged chromatically, starting with yellow and ending in white. Unicode was most recently updated last summer, with 56 emojis added to the family. Some of the newest members of the emoji clan include a mermaid, a couple of dinosaurs, a UFO, and a Chinese takeout box. However, the most popular emoji last year was the "despairing crying face." Make of that what you will.

Past posters from Pop Chart Lab have depicted the instruments played in every Beatles song, every bird species in North America, and magical objects of the wizarding world. The price of the Every Emoji Ever poster starts at $29, and if you're interested, the piece can be purchased here.

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