On Monday, Erin and I are recording our Webby acceptance speech. We only get five words to thank the academy, our readers and our mothers, and explain how we're accepting this Best Blog honor on behalf of a wonderfully talented team. We've been sitting here not writing our acceptance speech all week, but it's time to beg for help.
If we use your five-word speech, and you were the first person to recommend those five words, we'll give you $100 to spend in the mental_floss store.
Put on your speechwriting pants and let's do this!