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The Best Email Auto Reply Ever

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“You May Remember Me From Such Out of Office Messages As...”

A man leaves his job, and leaves behind the coolest, funniest, most Simpsons-friendly email auto reply message ever.

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Censorship Killed the Video Star

Back when music videos still existed, some music videos were treated like they didn’t exist. Check out, and watch, this list of 10 banned music videos.

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It’s Best to Avoid Spaghettification

Neil deGrasse Tyson describes what exactly would happen to you if you fell into a black hole. It’s very interesting and amazing and in the end you turn into pasta.

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Hot Off the Production Line

I’d like to visit Avery Island someday and see the Tabasco factory in person. Until then, I’ll just have to settle for this video rundown of the long, long creation process.

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All Part of the Job Description

I meddle in the affairs of others. I use a lot of sarcasm. I make fun of others. I’m not usually cheerful. As you can tell from this writing, I talk about myself a lot. I guess I wouldn’t have had what it took to be a secretary in 1959.

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Don’t Forget the Arcade

When putting together the ultimate athlete mansion, it is important to include must-haves like the game room, infinity pool, shark tank, grotto. Can you even imagine if you forgot these?

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The Family Is Back Together

There’s now an official trailer for season four of Arrested Development.

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Einstein is Proved Right (Again)
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Deep in the Heart of Our Galaxy, Einstein is Proved Right Again. His theory of general relativity holds true even at the black hole near the center of our galaxy.

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"Total Eclipse of the Heart" Was Almost a Meat Loaf Song. It was written for him, but then detoured to Bonnie Tyler.

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The Atomic Bomb That Was Too Big To Use. The largest nuclear bomb ever made, Tsar Bomba, was actually a scaled-down version of the original design.

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6 Weirdly Specific Ideas Movies Have About Normal Bathrooms. You'll be surprised by the many times the same weird thing happens in a bathroom across different fictional worlds.

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What It’s Like to Apartment Hunt With a Boyfriend Who Has No Credit Score. He's a responsible guy, but couldn't prove it on paper.

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The 33 Most Romantic Moments In TV History. Get your hankies out.

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27 Hilariously Nasty Sounding Mushroom Species Names. They would be hurt by them if they had feelings.

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The Mind-Bending Science of Awe
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The Mind-Bending Science of Awe. Encountering something that overwhelms your previous experience can be terrifying or enlightening.

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Dominoes and Fire. See a chain reaction of dominoes—powered by candles, hot air, and burning sparklers.

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Alan Hale Jr. "The Skipper." Meet the man behind the Gilligan's Island character.

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The 9 Most Nightmarish Movies About Nuclear Attacks. None of them are as scary as growing up during the Cold War arms race.

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5 Tips from NASA for Photographing the Total Solar Eclipse on August 21. The secret is preparing ahead of time.

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The Bloody San Antonio Origins of Chili Con Carne. One of the possible origin stories goes back as far as an uprising in 1813.

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The United States of Movies. The most iconic film set in each state, plotted on a colorful map.

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7 Spacecraft NASA Has Landed on Mars. Some future civilization may discover it and call it a robot planet.

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