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The Best Email Auto Reply Ever

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“You May Remember Me From Such Out of Office Messages As...”

A man leaves his job, and leaves behind the coolest, funniest, most Simpsons-friendly email auto reply message ever.

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Censorship Killed the Video Star

Back when music videos still existed, some music videos were treated like they didn’t exist. Check out, and watch, this list of 10 banned music videos.

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It’s Best to Avoid Spaghettification

Neil deGrasse Tyson describes what exactly would happen to you if you fell into a black hole. It’s very interesting and amazing and in the end you turn into pasta.

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Hot Off the Production Line

I’d like to visit Avery Island someday and see the Tabasco factory in person. Until then, I’ll just have to settle for this video rundown of the long, long creation process.

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All Part of the Job Description

I meddle in the affairs of others. I use a lot of sarcasm. I make fun of others. I’m not usually cheerful. As you can tell from this writing, I talk about myself a lot. I guess I wouldn’t have had what it took to be a secretary in 1959.

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Don’t Forget the Arcade

When putting together the ultimate athlete mansion, it is important to include must-haves like the game room, infinity pool, shark tank, grotto. Can you even imagine if you forgot these?

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The Family Is Back Together

There’s now an official trailer for season four of Arrested Development.

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These Celebrities Weren’t Dead When Their Obituaries Were Published
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These Celebrities Weren’t Dead When Their Obituaries Were Published. The erroneous reports gave us some enduring celebrity quotes.
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Looking Like a Flapper Meant a Diet of Celery and Cigarettes. For freedom-loving women of the Roaring Twenties, it was worth it to ditch the corset.

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7 Split-Second Movie Jokes You Totally Missed. Production designers know that only avid fans will ever find them on their own.

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Stories Behind 10 Of The Most Haunted Paintings In The World. You don't want to spend too much time staring at them.

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What Would A Guitar Sound Like If You Played 37 Guitar Pedals All At Once? Samuraiguitarist Steve Onotera decided to find out.

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Eddie Putera Recreates People’s Childhood Memories With Realistic Dioramas. His attention to detail is a real delight.

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The Hidden Dangers of Flexible Work Hours. When you can work any time, you risk ending up working all the time.

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38 Facts About Shakespeare’s 38 Plays. We are still learning about them 402 years after his death.

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Scientists Are Pushing For a Ban on Killer Robots
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A Growing Movement of Scientists is Pushing for a Ban on Killer Robots. Separating human judgment from war is a recipe for disaster.

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17 Homes You’ve Seen On TV And What They Look Like Off-Screen. Not shown: the tourists who stop and take pictures.

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The Curious Case of the Law of the Tongue. When orcas help you hunt whales, it's only right to share the meat with them.

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The Hunt for Mexico’s Heirloom Beans. A return to rare and exotic bean varieties has made the humble legume cool.

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Why Restaurants Became So Loud—And How to Fight Back. An ambience designed for "buzz" and "energy" can damage your hearing.

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Should America Go Cash-Free? Digital money is convenient, but total reliance on banks comes with costs.

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10 Out-of-This-World Facts About Plan 9 From Outer Space. What made it a bad movie also made it a lot of fun.

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