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The Best Email Auto Reply Ever

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“You May Remember Me From Such Out of Office Messages As...”

A man leaves his job, and leaves behind the coolest, funniest, most Simpsons-friendly email auto reply message ever.

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Censorship Killed the Video Star

Back when music videos still existed, some music videos were treated like they didn’t exist. Check out, and watch, this list of 10 banned music videos.

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It’s Best to Avoid Spaghettification

Neil deGrasse Tyson describes what exactly would happen to you if you fell into a black hole. It’s very interesting and amazing and in the end you turn into pasta.

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Hot Off the Production Line

I’d like to visit Avery Island someday and see the Tabasco factory in person. Until then, I’ll just have to settle for this video rundown of the long, long creation process.

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All Part of the Job Description

I meddle in the affairs of others. I use a lot of sarcasm. I make fun of others. I’m not usually cheerful. As you can tell from this writing, I talk about myself a lot. I guess I wouldn’t have had what it took to be a secretary in 1959.

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Don’t Forget the Arcade

When putting together the ultimate athlete mansion, it is important to include must-haves like the game room, infinity pool, shark tank, grotto. Can you even imagine if you forgot these?

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The Family Is Back Together

There’s now an official trailer for season four of Arrested Development.

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5 Surprising Things DNA Has Revealed About Our Ancestors
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Five Surprising Things DNA Has Revealed About Our Ancestors. Our genes are largely the result of travel and intermingling.

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The Top 10 National Parks You've Probably Never Heard Of. One of them may be closer to you than you thought.

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The Well-Dressed Suffragist. If you're going to protest, you'll need to buy a charming new hat.

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The Presidential Portrait That Was the “Ugliest Thing” LBJ Ever Saw. (The artist did not take that comment kindly.)

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In the game Robot Mind Meld, the object is to come up with the same word as a robot in as few steps as possible. Keep in mind that the robot is not as intuitive as you are.

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The Father Of Artistic Figure Skating. It was all about making a perfect figure 8 on the ice until Jackson Haines came along.

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Amazon's Big Gamble on Grocery Delivery. What impact could a giant competitor have on existing businesses?

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President John Tyler's Grandsons Are Still Alive. Tyler took office in 1841, and eventually had 15 children.

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Welcome to the Year of the Dog
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Happy Chinese New Year! Welcome to the Year of the Dog.

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The Evolution of Marvel’s Black Panther. Introduced in 1966, the character hits the big screen this weekend.

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The Very Real History of Death Stars. Germany, the Soviet Union, and the U.S. have all drawn up plans for weaponized satellites.

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The Karate Kid gets a modern makeover with Cobra Kai. Daniel and Johnny will revive their unresolved conflicts as older adults in the YouTube Red series.

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How the “Heart Balm Racket” Convinced America That Women Were Up to No Good. Sensational cases of gold diggers meant the end of breach of promise lawsuits.

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What Europe's Oldest Wine Tells Us About Ancient Sicilians. Samples hidden in a cave thousands of years ago hold clues to their everyday lives.

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15 of the World's Most Stunning Winter Destinations. You still have time to book a trip before the tourist season starts.

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