For Sale at Costco: A 1-Year Emergency Food Kit with a $1K Price Tag

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Costco

Some people prepare for the unexpected by packing go-bags, or emergency totes filled with essential supplies for several days. But for survivalists looking to withstand a pending apocalypse (or a prolonged period without access to grocery stores), Costco—like always—has a one-stop shopping solution: a $1000 food kit containing a year’s supply of canned food for one person, according to the Detroit Free Press.

The kit is stocked with nearly 100 gallon-sized cans, which contain wheat, rice, granola, and dehydrated and freeze-dried fruits and veggies, along with canned beef, chicken, and instant milk. (There’s also sugar and salt, since your taste buds deserve a treat during stressful times.) Together, they yield an estimated 6200 servings of food, and 1200 calories per day on average. For customers with families, or bigger appetites, Costco also sells a $6000 version of the kit, which contains an estimated 36,000 meal servings for four people over the course of one year.

Even if the world’s end doesn’t arrive, the kit’s canned goods still have a shelf life of up to 25 years. While they may collect dust in your fallout shelter or basement, they’ll ultimately still be good to eat once your pantry’s contents run dry and you don’t feel like making a grocery run. And if a natural disaster happens to strike, you’ll be all set to stick out the tough days ahead with a full stomach.

[h/t Detroit Free Press]

Nearly $100,000 in Instant Ramen Was Stolen in Georgia Noodle Heist

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It's not easy to steal a small fortune when your target is instant ramen, but a team of thieves in Georgia managed to do just that a few weeks back. As The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports, the criminals made off with a trailer containing nearly $100,000 worth of noodles, and the local police force is still working to track down the perpetrators.

The heist occurred outside a Chevron gas station in Fayetteville, Georgia some time between July 25 and August 1, 2018. The 53-foot trailer parked in the area contained a large shipment of ramen, which the truck's driver estimates was worth about $98,000. Depending on the brand, that means the convenience food bandits stole anywhere between 200,000 and 500,000 noodle packs.

Some outlets have connected the truck-jacking to a recent string of vehicle-related robberies, but the Fayette County Sheriff's Office told the AJC such reports are inaccurate. Any potential suspects in the case have yet to be revealed.

The outlaws join the list of thieves who have stolen food items in bulk. Some of the most ambitious food heists in the past have centered on 11,000 pounds of Nutella, $75,000 worth of soup, and 6000 cheesecakes.

[h/t The Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

Paris Responds to Its Public Urination Problem By Installing Open-Air Urinals

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Thomas Samson, AFP/Getty Images

In between stops at the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower, sightseers in Paris might notice some unusual new landmarks marking the city's streets: bright red, open-air urinals. As NPR reports, the so-called "Uritrottoir" (a mashup of the French words for urinal and pavement) have been installed in response to the city's public urination problem, and residents aren't happy about it.

Peeing openly on the streets has been an unofficial tradition in the French capital since the pre-Napoleon era. Relieving oneself on city property is a fineable offense, but that hasn't stopped both tourists and locals from continuing to do it, subjecting bystanders to both the unwelcome sight and the lingering smell.

Now, Paris is taking an if-you-can't-beat-'em-join-'em approach to the issue. Uritrottoir have popped up near some of the city's most famous spots, such as Île Saint-Louis, overlooking the Seine, and Notre-Dame Cathedral. They're about the height and size of trash cans, with a receptacle that's meant to catch pee, not litter. Inside the Uritrottoir, straw and other composting materials absorb the urine and its odors, eventually breaking down into a compost that will feed the plants growing from the top of the box. A conspicuous sign of a man peeing posted above the urinal lets passersby know exactly what the contraption is for.

The built-in planters are meant to present the public urinals as something beautiful and functional, but many of the people who have to look at them every day aren't buying it. Fabienne Bonnat, a local art gallery owner, told CBC Radio, "It's an open door to exhibitionism. Who likes to see that?"

Another Île Saint-Louis gallery owner, who didn't wish to be named, told Reuters, “We’re told we have to accept this but this is absolutely unacceptable. It’s destroying the legacy of the island. Can’t people behave?"

The first three toilets were installed in March with a fourth appearing in July. The city has plans to add a fifth urinal, despite the uproar they've already caused.

[h/t NPR]

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