Thieves Use Paris Catacombs Route to Raid a Private Wine Cellar

Vlastimil Juricek, Wikimedia Commons // CC BY-SA 3.0
Vlastimil Juricek, Wikimedia Commons // CC BY-SA 3.0

The catacombs that run beneath Paris simultaneously function as a mass burial site and a popular tourist attraction. Sometime in the night between August 28 and 29, a team of thieves found a different use for the underground network. As The Guardian reports, they descended into the tunnels before drilling into a private wine cellar and raiding its contents.

According to local police, the offenders got off with 300 bottles of vintage wine priced at over €250,000 (about $300,000) all together. The items were stolen from the basement of a luxury apartment near Paris's Luxembourg Gardens. After entering the catacombs illegally, the thieves were able to identify the wall they needed to access and, after boring a hole through the limestone, climbed inside the wine cellar and took what they pleased. A spokesman for the police believe the perpetrators were likely familiar with the site of the crime beforehand, telling the French media they "didn’t drill that particular wall by accident."

The majority of Paris’s catacombs are off-limits to the public, and the small portion that does see visitors is always closed at night. But so-called "cataphiles" have found their own ways to get into the tunnels by taking secret routes through the Metro, some manholes, and the sewer system. Trespassers don't always come with a nefarious purpose in mind, though: They might be there to watch a movie at the catacombs' secret cinema or take a dip in one of Paris's underground swimming pools.

[h/t The Guardian]

An Avocado Shortage Has Triggered a Fruit Crime Wave in New Zealand


In New Zealand, getting started as an avocado grower is no easy task right now. That’s because, according to and The Takeout, the country’s nurseries are currently experiencing a shortage of avocado saplings due to high demand.

Avocado prices are especially high in New Zealand, in part because of the country’s strict import rules. New Zealand doesn’t import avocados, and homegrown harvests have produced low yields in the past two years. Prices for the fruit have spiked, and the average avocado goes for about $3.30 according to The New York Times.

Some New Zealanders have responded to the shortage by trying to get into the avocado cultivation game themselves, but the rush to buy avocado saplings has led to a shortage for wholesalers and nurseries. Several nursery owners spoke to currently have a large backlog of orders they haven’t yet filled. If you want a sapling this year, you’d better get in line. Some nurseries ran out as early as April, and more saplings might not come into stock until late September.

Some opportunistic New Zealanders have taken a different tack to get their avocado fix. There has been a rash of fruit theft from avocado orchards, and thieves are taking more than just one or two avocados. One grower reported losing 70 percent of his harvest to theft in July, costing him an estimated $100,000.

People looking to plant avocado trees shouldn’t be in too much of a hurry to get their hands on saplings, though. Winter in New Zealand isn’t yet over, and if you’re going to plant a new tree, you should probably wait until spring, anyway. And growing avocados isn’t an instant gratification hobby. Newly planted avocado trees don’t bear fruit for their first few years. That baby tree might take as long as four years to start producing guacamole ingredients.

[h/t The Takeout]

Nearly $100,000 in Instant Ramen Was Stolen in Georgia Noodle Heist


It's not easy to steal a small fortune when your target is instant ramen, but a team of thieves in Georgia managed to do just that a few weeks back. As The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports, the criminals made off with a trailer containing nearly $100,000 worth of noodles, and the local police force is still working to track down the perpetrators.

The heist occurred outside a Chevron gas station in Fayetteville, Georgia some time between July 25 and August 1, 2018. The 53-foot trailer parked in the area contained a large shipment of ramen, which the truck's driver estimates was worth about $98,000. Depending on the brand, that means the convenience food bandits stole anywhere between 200,000 and 500,000 noodle packs.

Some outlets have connected the truck-jacking to a recent string of vehicle-related robberies, but the Fayette County Sheriff's Office told the AJC such reports are inaccurate. Any potential suspects in the case have yet to be revealed.

The outlaws join the list of thieves who have stolen food items in bulk. Some of the most ambitious food heists in the past have centered on 11,000 pounds of Nutella, $75,000 worth of soup, and 6000 cheesecakes.

[h/t The Atlanta Journal-Constitution]


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