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The 20 Best Soft Serve Places in the U.S.

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Here’s the scoop: All frozen treats are not created equal. While the creamy vanilla-and-chocolate swirls of your youth may seem the same as that serving of rocky road, they go by different names. To be considered ice cream, the dessert has to have at least 10 percent milkfat. Soft serve, on the other hand, contains anywhere from 3 to 6 percent milkfat and the treat is generally churned, then infused with more air during the freezing process to give it that fluffy and, well, softer texture. Toast the classic American dessert by giving one of these spots a swirl.

1. SWEET ROSE CREAMERY // SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA

Small batches of soft serve are hand-crafted daily in the Sweet Rose Creamery kitchen location in Santa Monica, using organic milk, cream, and eggs from local farms as well as produce scooped up at a nearby farmers market. The menu features classics like vanilla bean and dark chocolate, in addition to rotating seasonal flavors like brown sugar, lime, and gingerbread.

2. CLIFF'S HOMEMADE ICE CREAM // LEDGEWOOD, NEW JERSEY

Founded in 1975 by ice cream salesman and high school teacher Cliff Freund, this neighborhood institution has remained mainly unchanged over its four-plus decades. Sweets lovers walk up to the stand, choose from 11 soft serve flavors (including the award-winning vanilla and strawberry) or 60 hand-dipped varieties, then enjoy their treats at the picnic table.

3. BIG GAY ICE CREAM // NEW YORK & PHILADELPHIA

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The perennial favorite started as “a lark” admits co-owner Doug Quint when he decided to drive an ice cream truck around NYC in 2009. Now, the brand has three locations (in New York and Philadelphia) offering creatively named menu items such as the Bea Arthur (vanilla ice cream infused with dulce de leche and dunked in crushed Nilla wafers). Jokes Quint of their famed vanilla, sea salt, dulce de leche, and chocolate creation, “I’m still sort of shocked when I eat a Salty Pimp.”

5. COW TIPPING CREAMERY // TEXAS

Dessert lovers order “stackers” at this southern spot (located in Dallas and Austin)—sundaes that alternate layers of creamy soft serve with toppings (anything from Nutter Butter crumbs to caramelized bananas) and baked goods. One to try: the Southern Charm, with "rummy caramel sauce, honey-dusted pecans, and southern cracker candy."

5. HOT CAKES MOLTEN CHOCOLATE CAKERY // SEATTLE, WASHINGTON

When chocolatier Autumn Martin first invested in a soft serve machine for her second shop—in the city’s Capitol Hill area—the aim was to make it easier on staff to blend the signature milkshakes. But it also gave Martin an excuse to create her own hardened chocolate “magic shell” for the vanilla-only dessert. Her iteration, a smoky chocolate, is “reminiscent of childhood summers,” raves Seattle Magazine, “but with a grown-up, campfire-y twist.”

6. MAGPIES SOFTSERVE // SILVER LAKE, CALIFORNIA

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A visit to a Palm Desert ice cream chain inspired husband-and-wife duo Rose and Warren Schwartz to create what they called a “chef-y Dairy Queen.” Together at Magpies Soft Serve, they blend inventive flavors in-house such as vegan Horchata and peanuts & Cracker Jack.

7. PIED PIPER CREAMERY // NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE

Punny names (Think: Baby Got Baklava, a blend of honey cinnamon custard, toasted walnuts and phyllo crust, and the gin and juice sorbet Snoop Dizzle Sorbizzle) are on offer at this homey shop in East Nashville. Their cereal-infused delicacies are also a standout. The four “Cereal Killer” blends include mixes with Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Froot Loops, and Cap’n Crunch.

8. BOILER ROOM // CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

This Logan Square pizza joint’s take on the childhood treat is decidedly adult. Booze-laced options on the menu include a flavor spiked with Jameson whiskey. Others are laced with cream liqueur.

9. TWIRL AND DIP // SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA

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This Northern California food truck is named for its signature vanilla-chocolate twirl. But their take on the classic is anything but basic: organic vanilla bean and dark chocolate is swirled into a hand-rolled sugar cone, then dunked in dark cocoa from local chocolatier Tcho. (The sprinkle of sea salt? Optional.) For those looking for less traditional treats, there are seasonal flavors such as mango, fresh ginger, and nutmeg offered from the food truck as well as the recently opened brick-and-mortar shop.

10. GENERAL TSO'BOY // AUSTIN, TEXAS

Marketed as “the perfect marriage” of American Chinese food and Louisiana Po’boys, this Texas sandwich shop carries its East-meets-West style to dessert. Their rotating menu is comprised of offerings like granola yogurt, milk black tea, and toasted bread, topped with crumbled and caramelized toast pieces.

11. SOFT SWERVE // NEW YORK CITY

Since its 2016 opening, this spot became an Instagram darling, thanks to its jet-black chocolate and red cinnamon cones filled with brightly hued soft serve available in ube purple yam, matcha green tea, macapuno coconut and black sesame. Another hit: their menu of specials named for local city spots, including the matcha, crushed Oreos, and chocolate drizzle Mott and Mulberry, a tribute to the Chinatown neighborhood where owners Michael Tsang and Jason Liu were both raised. “Coming up with the menu, we started thinking about how we came up with the inspiration for the ice cream and our roots in the neighborhood,” Tsang explained to DNA New York in 2016.

12. CEDAR HILL DAIRY JOY // WESTON, MASSACHUSETTS

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Open every season from May through November, the family-run roadside attraction has been serving up made-from-scratch soft serve (and fried seafood!) for 57 years. Fresh fruit purees are the key ingredients in the homemade blends, including the beloved JavaBerry, a raspberry-and-coffee mix that was originally blended by accident, according to Eater.

13. GANNONS ISLE ICE CREAM // SYRACUSE, NEW YORK

In honor of its basketball town roots (the three locations are located within miles of Syracuse University), this family-run operation holds a March Madness-style Midsummer Classic each August. The top 32 selling flavors from the previous year (options include an orange sherbet and black raspberry twist and a vanilla and chocolate Dole Whip) are put in a bracket to see which variation will be crowned “Chillin’ Champion.”

14. SALT & STRAW’S WIZ BANG BAR // PORTLAND, OREGON

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After getting your fill of Choco Tacolates (taco-shaped waffle cones stuffed with Mexican vanilla ice cream and ancho chile and coated in chocolate) at this Portland eatery, choose from five soft serve flavors. Sweet pea and fresh mint or cucumber fro-yo are some of the more inventive options on offer, but traditionalists can stick to the vanilla custard or chocolate fudge.

15. DETROIT WATER ICE FACTORY // DETROIT, MICHIGAN

At Detroit Water Ice Factory, the chocolate and vanilla soft serve sandwiches include your choice of fat- and cholesterol-free water ice (load up on flavors like Swedish Fish, root beer, and salted margarita) and come with a side of largesse. All profits from the downtown Detroit location—founded by newspaper columnist and author Mitch Albom—go to the city’s neediest citizens.

16. FRANK'S HICKORY HOUSE BBQ // CLINTON, ARKANSAS

Come to this barbecue joint for the ribs and chicken, but be sure to stay for dessert. Sugar seekers can finish up their dish with the paw cone (six layers of vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, caramel or butterscotch ice cream) or, for the more adventurous, the Dang Revenoor. At nearly 12 inches, the spiral clocks in as the state’s tallest soft serve tower.

17. CHEESE & CRACK SNACK SHOP // PORTLAND, OREGON

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While the signature fromage-and-cured meat boxes are the stars at this tiny café that started as a neighborhood cheese stand on wheels, the $3 vanilla soft serve (topped with chocolate ganache and espresso dust) has customers raving.

18. MORSE FARM MAPLE SUGARWORKS // MONTPELIER, VERMONT

The maple creemee—Vermont’s take on ice cream—is a mix of soft serve and maple syrup. And Morse Farm Maple Sugarworks, the state’s oldest maple farm and sugaring plant, is said to dish it out best, thanks to their additive-, preservative-, and artificial sweetener-free 100 percent pure syrup.

19. PUTZ'S CREAMY WHIP // CINCINNATI, OHIO

Taking a cue from Vermont, Ohio has their own name for soft serve: the creamy whip. And Ohioans rank the blend at this walk-up stand, which serves up flavors like Peanut Butter and Fizzy Cotton Candy, among the top. In business since 1938, when Anna and Constantine Putz sold cones out of a pair of trolley cars, the shop has a storied history. When a planned expressway construction threatened to close the location, owner Lil Ehrhardt penned a letter to then-President Richard Nixon asking him to alter plans. Her plea worked. Six weeks after she sent the note, she received word from the U.S. Department of Transportation that the roadway could be shifted back nine feet.

20. BI-RITE CREAMERY & BAKESHOP // SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA

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The flavors change daily at this eatery in San Francisco’s historic Mission District — salted caramel, balsamic strawberry, and coconut feature regularly — but the formula stays the same. The creamery crafts their blend with buffalo milk from nearby Double 8 Dairy, a technique that gives the treat a creamier consistency and smoother texture.

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Don't Have Space For a Christmas Tree? Decorate a Pineapple Instead
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Christmas trees aren't for everyone. Some people can't fit a fir inside their cramped abodes, while others are turned off by the expense, or by the idea of bugs hitchhiking their way inside. Fake trees are always an option, but a new trend sweeping Instagram—pineapples as mini-Christmas "trees"—might convince you to forego the forest vibe for a more tropical aesthetic.

As Thrillist reports, the pineapple-as-Christmas-tree idea appears to have originated on Pinterest before it, uh, ripened into a social media sensation. Transforming a pineapple into a Halloween “pumpkin” requires carving and tea lights, but to make the fruit festive for Christmas all one needs are lights, ornaments, swaths of garland, and any other tiny tchotchkes that remind you of the holidays. The final result is a tabletop decoration that's equal parts Blue Hawaii and Miracle on 34th Street.

In need of some decorating inspiration? Check out a variety of “Christmas tree” pineapples below.

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A Pitless Avocado Wants to Keep You Safe From the Dreaded 'Avocado Hand'
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The humble avocado is a deceptively dangerous fruit. Some emergency room doctors have recently reported an uptick in a certain kind of injury—“avocado hand,” a knife injury caused by clumsily trying to get the pit out of an avocado with a knife. There are ways to safely pit an avocado (including the ones likely taught in your local knife skills class, or simply using a spoon), but there’s also another option. You could just buy one that doesn’t have a pit at all, as The Telegraph reports.

British retailer Marks & Spencer has started selling cocktail avocados, a skinny, almost zucchini-like type of avocado that doesn’t have a seed inside. Grown in Spain, they’re hard to find in stores (Marks & Spencer seems to be the only place in the UK to have them), and are only available during the month of December.

The avocados aren’t genetically modified, according to The Independent. They grow naturally from an unpollinated avocado blossom, and their growth is stunted by the lack of seed. Though you may not be able to find them in your local grocery, these “avocaditos” can grow wherever regular-sized Fuerte avocados grow, including Mexico and California, and some specialty producers already sell them in the U.S. Despite the elongated shape, they taste pretty much like any other avocado. But you don’t really need a knife to eat them, since the skin is edible, too.

If you insist on taking your life in your hand and pitting your own full-sized avocado, click here to let us guide you through the process. No one wants to go to the ER over a salad topping, no matter how delicious. Safety first!

[h/t The Telegraph]

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