Go to a Dreamland Far, Far Away With This Stars Wars Bedding

ThinkGeek
ThinkGeek

Sleepy Star Wars fans will be delighted to know they can now fall asleep surrounded by TIE fighters and Imperial logos. A new line of bedding from ThinkGeek takes design cues from the franchise to make surprisingly adult-looking sheets. You can decide between three themes that have matching sheets and duvet covers: Death Star, Rogue One Death Star, and TIE fighters.

The Death Star duvet cover is reversible and comes with shams showing a TIE fighter, while the corresponding sheet set comes with a geometric design and pillow cases with the logo. The Rogue One version has a black duvet cover and Death Star shams, with sheets that are covered in little TIE fighters, TIE strikers, Death Stars, and Imperial crests. The TIE fighter version comes with an argyle-patterned duvet and TIE fighter sheets.

You can check out the whole collection here. For a more outdoorsy sleep, you can always nap in a tauntaun sleeping bag.

Death Star Bedding
Death Star Bedding

Death Star Sheets
Death Star Sheets

Death Star Shams
Death Star Shams

Rogue One Bedding
Rogue One Bedding

Rogue One Sheets
Rogue One Sheets

TIE Fighter Bedding
TIE Fighter Bedding

TIE Fighter Sheets
TIE Fighter Sheets

Forget Therapy Puppies—Michigan State Students Brush Cows to De-Stress for Finals

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iStock.com/123ducu

As more universities are coming to understand just how stressful the rigors of modern academics can be, many institutions have begun bringing dogs onto campus to soothe anxious students during finals week. At Michigan State University, students have a more unique option to help them de-stress: cow time.

According to Click on Detroit, the recent "Finals Stress mooove on out!" event gave students the chance to brush cows at Michigan State's Dairy Cattle Teaching and Research Center just south of the school's main campus. For $10, participants spent 30 minutes brushing one of the school's 200 dairy cows, an activity designed to relax both the human and the cow.

Not all students come to college with a working knowledge of large-ruminant etiquette, so MSU farm manager Andrea Meade was on hand to show students what to do, prevent them from accidentally spooking the animals, and answer questions about milking and dairy practices.

Studies have shown that petting dogs can help lower your blood pressure, but dogs aren't the only animals that provide people with a psychological boost. A number of animals have been found to help relax humans (though the effect tends to be greater when it's a familiar animal rather than one the person just met), including cows. One 2011 study in Norway found that after working on a dairy farm for 12 weeks, psychiatric patients showed lower levels of anxiety and depression.

And the cows need to be brushed whether there are students there or not, so the event presented a mutually beneficial situation. Many dairies employ automated brush systems to keep cows clean and stimulate blood flow, keeping them happier and healthier in the process.

You don't need to be a student to enjoy the calming effects of cattle, though. Upstate New York's Mountain Horse Farm's hour-long "cow cuddling" sessions let you pet, brush, and play with new bovine friends for $75.

[h/t Click on Detroit]

Tesla Drivers Now Have Access to a Library of Fart Sounds in Their Car

Spencer Platt, Getty Images
Spencer Platt, Getty Images

Tesla’s latest software update includes more than just a few technical tweaks. It also turns the electric vehicles into on-demand fart machines, according to Inverse.

Tesla’s Emissions Testing Mode lets drivers choose different fart sounds from the car’s touchscreen, giving electric-car owners a good sense of Elon Musk’s sense of toilet humor. There’s “Short Shorts Ripper,” “Falcon Heavy,” Ludicrous Fart,” Neurastink,” “Boring Fart,” and “Not a Fart,” all of which are named after some Musky in-joke. (The last one is a play on the Boring Company’s Not a Flamethrower.) Should drivers find it impossible to choose between all the sound effects, the “I’m so random” will shuffle through them automatically.

Users can program the fart sounds to play when a turn signal is activated or when the driver touches the left-side steering scroll wheel. You can see/hear it in action in a Tesla Model S here.

Farting functionality isn’t the only whimsical edition to the software. At this point, Tesla's in-car software comes with a variety of Easter eggs for users to unlock, including games, special lighting effects, and more. In addition to all the flatulence, this update includes a Romance Mode that brings up video of a cozy, crackling fire on the central console and prompts the car to blast the heat and turn on some sensual tunes.

[h/t Inverse]

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