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25 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Involving Kale

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Kale me maybe? For vegan/vegetarian pun-lovers, here’s a list of 25 cheesy pick-up lines involving kale.

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If you think dating is hard enough already, let this list of 10 courtship traditions from around the world provide you with some perspective. Coffee shop awkwardness has nothing on ritual tooth filling.

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This may or may not be your opportunity to hear Walt Whitman’s voice reading the first four lines of his 1888 poem “America.” There’s no definitive consensus on whether it really is him, so you’re free to draw your own conclusion.

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Similarities in political opinion can make a potential partner 2.2% more attractive to you, so for the next election, carefully consider how visibly you want to display those bumper stickers.

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Canadian digital artist Phil Postma’s crossover illustrations of DC and Marvel Comics characters reimagined in the trademark Pixar style make even walking death-machine Iron Man seem family-friendly. Fans of The Incredibles in particular will notice some striking similarities…

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As if anyone needed more reason to obsess over their celebrity crush of choice, here are 12 actors and actresses who are well on their way to triple threat status, with the record deals to prove it.

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The official Disney blog applied a series of filters to this photo of Beast’s Castle in the New Fantasyland portion of Disney World’s Magic Kingdom park, Instagram-style. The results make the image look all the more, well…fantastical.

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Madame Tussauds London left their wax figure of George Clooney out on a couch on the street for the benefit of passers-by looking to snuggle.

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The Greatest Internet Recipe Comment of All Time
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The Story Behind the Greatest Internet Recipe Comment of All Time. It was about a brownie recipe, but it escalated quickly.

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Why Is America Losing Ground in the Contest to Grow the World’s Biggest Pumpkin? The largest of the season have been grown in Europe two out of the last three years.

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Sorry, Not Sorry: When Apologizing Makes Things Worse. Adding an apology to a rejection doesn't make you appear any better.

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Driving in Germany is Much Better than Driving in America. And, considering the size of Germany, there's a lot less of it.

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This Cosplayer Transforms Himself into Real Life Versions of Disney Heroes. Jonathan Stryker is a master at becoming a cartoon.

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How the Star Trek Punch Became the Worst Fight Move on TV. A Star Trek stunt coordinator explains why they continue to use the double-handed punch.

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23 College Secrets Your Professors Will Never Tell You. Unless you ask, which is one thing you should do.

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This Guide Will Help You Choose Your Apples Wisely. There's one for every taste and purpose.

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Game of Thrones Has Changed the Real World
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6 Ways Game of Thrones has Changed the Real World. Even those who don't watch it know the characters as cultural metaphors.

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The Only Thing Worse than Watching an Offensively Bad Comedy is Watching One You Supposedly Wrote. A.J. Via got a movie deal and lost all control of the finished product.

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To Fight Smallpox in the Spanish Colonies, King Charles IV Sent a Ship on a Vaccination Mission in 1803. The expedition included 22 orphans carrying the fresh vaccine in their bodies to keep it safe enough to last the voyage around the world.

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For Centuries, People Celebrated a Little Boy’s First Pair of Trousers. Once he was toilet-trained and could dress himself, he could become a real boy.

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What A Doctor Calls A Condition Can Affect How We Decide To Treat It. A familiar term carries a lot of baggage, while a new term will encourage patients to just follow doctor's orders.

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Ben Stiller's Never-Ending Midlife Crisis. His new movie Brad's Status is the fourth that explores that theme.

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Sir Arthur and the Fairies. After a thorough but flawed investigation, the Sherlock Holmes author believed the Cottingley Fairies were real.

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