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25 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Involving Kale

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Kale me maybe? For vegan/vegetarian pun-lovers, here’s a list of 25 cheesy pick-up lines involving kale.

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If you think dating is hard enough already, let this list of 10 courtship traditions from around the world provide you with some perspective. Coffee shop awkwardness has nothing on ritual tooth filling.

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This may or may not be your opportunity to hear Walt Whitman’s voice reading the first four lines of his 1888 poem “America.” There’s no definitive consensus on whether it really is him, so you’re free to draw your own conclusion.

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Similarities in political opinion can make a potential partner 2.2% more attractive to you, so for the next election, carefully consider how visibly you want to display those bumper stickers.

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Canadian digital artist Phil Postma’s crossover illustrations of DC and Marvel Comics characters reimagined in the trademark Pixar style make even walking death-machine Iron Man seem family-friendly. Fans of The Incredibles in particular will notice some striking similarities…

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As if anyone needed more reason to obsess over their celebrity crush of choice, here are 12 actors and actresses who are well on their way to triple threat status, with the record deals to prove it.

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The official Disney blog applied a series of filters to this photo of Beast’s Castle in the New Fantasyland portion of Disney World’s Magic Kingdom park, Instagram-style. The results make the image look all the more, well…fantastical.

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Madame Tussauds London left their wax figure of George Clooney out on a couch on the street for the benefit of passers-by looking to snuggle.

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The Secret Underground Life of Newborn Meerkat Pups
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The Secret Underground Life of Newborn Meerkat Pups. Nature photographers fitted a meerkat with a camera to get a look inside.

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America’s Secret Ice Base Won’t Stay Frozen Forever. When the glacier hiding it is gone, environmental hazards will be exposed.

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All 11 Versions of the U.S.S. Enterprise, Ranked. With each described in excruciating detail.

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How Tennessee Became the Final Battleground in the Fight for Suffrage. The process was much dirtier than we ever learned in school.

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A Remix in Tribute to Han Solo. He had a lot of great lines over four films, so Eclectic Method gave them rhythm and rhyme.

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Ishmael Beah tells what it was like to go from child soldier in Sierra Leone to high school student in New York. His classmates couldn't figure out why he was so good at paintball.

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A Brief History of Credit Cards. They aren't as old as you might have thought.

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10 Allegedly Cursed Objects. Just keep telling yourself that all the bad things that happened around them could be coincidence.

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How Four Undergrads Got the Scoop on the Unabomber
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How Four Undergrads Got the Scoop on the Unabomber. When news outlets couldn't get to Montana in time, J-school volunteers went into action.

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Kottabos, the Ancient Greek Drinking Game. The skill involved was flinging wine from one's own cup at a target.

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An Acid Trip with Groucho Marx. Yeah, he did LSD. At age 77.

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How Creedence Clearwater Revival Became the Soundtrack to Every Vietnam War Movie. It's not only because those songs take you to that specific era.

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Owen KC Stephens tells a wonderful story about the time an elderly British couple wanted to learn how to play a Star Wars role-playing game. They didn't know what a role-playing game was, but they knew what they were doing.

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These Freaky Fish Can Turn Their Eyes Into Flashlights. The triplefin is tiny, but controls its own super power.

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Unauthorized Dwelling at Yale. Student Allan Kornfeld couldn't afford the dorm charges, so he lived in a campus ventilation shaft for his senior year.

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The Resistance Group That Battled Hitler With Words. The students who worked under the name White Rose paid dearly for their efforts.

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