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25 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Involving Kale

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Kale me maybe? For vegan/vegetarian pun-lovers, here’s a list of 25 cheesy pick-up lines involving kale.

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If you think dating is hard enough already, let this list of 10 courtship traditions from around the world provide you with some perspective. Coffee shop awkwardness has nothing on ritual tooth filling.

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This may or may not be your opportunity to hear Walt Whitman’s voice reading the first four lines of his 1888 poem “America.” There’s no definitive consensus on whether it really is him, so you’re free to draw your own conclusion.

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Similarities in political opinion can make a potential partner 2.2% more attractive to you, so for the next election, carefully consider how visibly you want to display those bumper stickers.

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Canadian digital artist Phil Postma’s crossover illustrations of DC and Marvel Comics characters reimagined in the trademark Pixar style make even walking death-machine Iron Man seem family-friendly. Fans of The Incredibles in particular will notice some striking similarities…

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As if anyone needed more reason to obsess over their celebrity crush of choice, here are 12 actors and actresses who are well on their way to triple threat status, with the record deals to prove it.

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The official Disney blog applied a series of filters to this photo of Beast’s Castle in the New Fantasyland portion of Disney World’s Magic Kingdom park, Instagram-style. The results make the image look all the more, well…fantastical.

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Madame Tussauds London left their wax figure of George Clooney out on a couch on the street for the benefit of passers-by looking to snuggle.

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What Are Mercury's Mysterious Red Spots?
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What Are Mercury's Mysterious Red Spots? Data from the MESSENGER probe proves the tiny planet is more interesting than we ever knew.

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How Antonio Banderas Conquered His Fear of Playing Picasso. The role of his hometown hero was intimidating before now.

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What Kind of Town Elects a Cat as its Mayor? The kind of town Talkeetna, Alaska, is.

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Where the Amish Go on Vacation. A neighborhood in Sarasota, Florida, is the place for an annual respite from normal work.

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8 Serious Hollywood Scenes That Looked Hilarious Before CGI. Don't let a look behind the scenes ruin your suspension of disbelief.

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A Cat Walks Into a Deli ... And the clerk helps him select a choice cut of meat.

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How Charles Dickens Imagined a Westworld-like Robot Theme Park Back In 1838. The Mudfog Association proposed using automatons to provide immersive entertainment.

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The Jewish Psychic Who Tricked Hitler. Erik Jan Hanussen was a master at manipulating gullible people, up to a point.

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These Celebrities Weren’t Dead When Their Obituaries Were Published
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These Celebrities Weren’t Dead When Their Obituaries Were Published. The erroneous reports gave us some enduring celebrity quotes.
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Looking Like a Flapper Meant a Diet of Celery and Cigarettes. For freedom-loving women of the Roaring Twenties, it was worth it to ditch the corset.

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7 Split-Second Movie Jokes You Totally Missed. Production designers know that only avid fans will ever find them on their own.

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Stories Behind 10 Of The Most Haunted Paintings In The World. You don't want to spend too much time staring at them.

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What Would A Guitar Sound Like If You Played 37 Guitar Pedals All At Once? Samuraiguitarist Steve Onotera decided to find out.

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Eddie Putera Recreates People’s Childhood Memories With Realistic Dioramas. His attention to detail is a real delight.

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The Hidden Dangers of Flexible Work Hours. When you can work any time, you risk ending up working all the time.

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38 Facts About Shakespeare’s 38 Plays. We are still learning about them 402 years after his death.

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