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25 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Involving Kale

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Kale me maybe? For vegan/vegetarian pun-lovers, here’s a list of 25 cheesy pick-up lines involving kale.

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If you think dating is hard enough already, let this list of 10 courtship traditions from around the world provide you with some perspective. Coffee shop awkwardness has nothing on ritual tooth filling.

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This may or may not be your opportunity to hear Walt Whitman’s voice reading the first four lines of his 1888 poem “America.” There’s no definitive consensus on whether it really is him, so you’re free to draw your own conclusion.

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Similarities in political opinion can make a potential partner 2.2% more attractive to you, so for the next election, carefully consider how visibly you want to display those bumper stickers.

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Canadian digital artist Phil Postma’s crossover illustrations of DC and Marvel Comics characters reimagined in the trademark Pixar style make even walking death-machine Iron Man seem family-friendly. Fans of The Incredibles in particular will notice some striking similarities…

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As if anyone needed more reason to obsess over their celebrity crush of choice, here are 12 actors and actresses who are well on their way to triple threat status, with the record deals to prove it.

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The official Disney blog applied a series of filters to this photo of Beast’s Castle in the New Fantasyland portion of Disney World’s Magic Kingdom park, Instagram-style. The results make the image look all the more, well…fantastical.

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Madame Tussauds London left their wax figure of George Clooney out on a couch on the street for the benefit of passers-by looking to snuggle.

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Why Hospitals Started Displaying Babies Through Windows
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Why Hospitals Started Displaying Newborn Babies Through Windows. And why we don't want the custom to die out.

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When London Bridge Moved … to Arizona? The entire stone bridge was dismantled, shipped, and rebuilt in the American desert.

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The Tom and Jerry Story. Almost 80 years later, we still enjoy the cat-and-mouse game.

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11 Geographic Markers That Are Totally Inaccurate. It could be a mistake, a matter of convenience, or the shifting earth.

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5 Sequels That Introduce Huge Plot Holes To The Originals. You'd think that someone somewhere would be in charge of making film franchises internally consistent from one movie to the next.

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Zero-G Blood and the Many Horrors of Space Surgery. We'll have to be ready for it if we're going to Mars.

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Meet the Man Who Has Lived Alone on This Island for 28 Years. In 1989, Mauro Morandi's catamaran drifted onto Budelli Island in the Mediterranean Sea, and he never left.

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14 Huge Facts About Elephant Seals. They stand out even among weird marine animals.

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Peanuts Aren't Nuts
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Why aren't peanuts classified as nuts? Turns out, they're closer to green beans than you think. Peanuts are biologically legumes.

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What This Company Is Offering Employees Is Raising a Privacy Debate. Would you let your company implant a chip in your hand?

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Your Roomba is Spying on You. The devices have been gathering information about your home, and that data could be more valuable to Roomba maker iRobot Corp than the sales of its vacuum cleaner.

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The Legend of The Fatal Sisters: Voodoo practitioner Marie Laveau put a curse on plantation owner De Coucy, swearing his bloodline would die out, but he ignored it.

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Are Helicopter Parents Ruining Summer Camp? Kids don't mind giving up their cell phones for the week, but it really bothers parents.

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He Thought Butternut Squash was Cheese: Funny observation of the daily struggles of customer service employees and the fact that the customer is not always right.

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Why you should vacation somewhere new, unexpected, and totally out of your comfort zone.

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15 Monumental Facts About the Lincoln Memorial. One tidbit: The project took a long and winding road from idea to finished structure.

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