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The Bike-eating Tree

A bicycle lost over 50 years ago has been found -five feet off the ground, swallowed by a tree. Ninety-nine-year-old Helen Puz told the story of how she received a bicycle for her 8-year-old son in 1954. The boy was not particularly happy about riding a girl's bike, and one day told his mother the bike was lost. Forty years later, Puz read a a local newspaper account of a tree in the same woods her son used to roam that had grown up around a bicycle. Photographs of the bike had already spread around the world. The mystery of where her son had left his bike all those years ago was solved. There's not much chance of recovering the bicycle; it's quite rusted, but the front wheel still turns!

Oompa-Loompas Sought in Assault Case

Police in Norwich, Norfolk, England, are looking for two Oompa-Loompas in connection with an assault on a 28-year-old man, who was left with cuts, bruises, and two black eyes. The man was attacked as he was leaving a kebab shop.

"Police are seeking a group of four people, two of whom were dressed as Oompa-Loompas, who attacked a male on a night out," a spokesman for Norfolk police said.

"Two of the males were dressed as Oompa-Loompas from [the Roald Dahl book] Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, with painted orange faces and dyed green hair and were wearing hooped tops."

The spokesman added: "One of the males in the group then pushed the victim to the floor before he got up. He was then hit on the head, fell to the floor and hit again."

Anyone with information is urged to call the Norfolk police.

Three Tries, No Jewelry

Two men attempted to break into a jewelry store in Beaudesert, Australia, on New Year's Eve by breaking through the back wall of the building. However, when they went through the wall, they found themselves in a KFC outlet -which was still open! The two took the opportunity to hold up the restaurant, and made off with $2,600. Police said the KFC robbery was the pair's third unsuccessful attempt to burglarize the jewelry store that day! That morning, they had failed to break the store's glass windows. Then they tried breaking in through the back door, but entered a thrift store instead -which netted them only $50 from a charity box. The jewelry store remained untouched. Peter Welsh and Dwayne Doolan were arrested when police raided Welsh's home.

Suing for Her Name

A 15-year-old girl in Iceland is suing the government for the right to use her own name. Blaer Bjarkardottir was named and baptized before her family was informed that the name Blaer was not on Iceland's approved list of 1,853 female names. Blaer is referred to as "Stulka," which means simply "girl" on all official documents. The rules are especially frustrating, as Blaer is an Icelandic name, but only approved for males. Bjarkardottir points out that the name was used for a female character in a novel by a Nobel Prize-winning Icelandic author. Meanwhile, Bjarkardottir must explain the circumstances of not having an official name when dealing with any bank or government service.

Secret Fishing Spots Sold for Revenge

Angela Potter of Waikato, New Zealand was not happy when her ex-boyfriend moved to Australia with her suitcase, which she said has sentimental value. But he didn't take everything with him.

Miss Potter was clearing out her garage when she found the GPS markings for fishing spots in the Bay of Plenty and many other areas of the North Island, so she auctioned them off on Trade Me last January and scored herself a whopping $3000.

The auction received 89,688 views, making it the 10th most viewed Trade Me auction of 2012, a surprise to Miss Potter.

The ex-boyfriend was not happy about his secret fishing locations being sold to the highest bidder. Potter said she didn't do it to be vindictive, but rather for a laugh.

A Restraining Order Against Helicopter Parents

Aubrey Ireland is a 21-year-old student at the University of Cincinnati. A judge granted her a restraining order against her parents, who must now stay 500 feet away from their daughter until September. Ireland's complaints that her parents were controlling her life at first sound similar to many college students, but her parents installed monitoring software on her computer, required her to leave a Skype connection on all night so her mother could watch her sleep, and made unannounced 600-mile visits to Ireland's department head. They also threatened to force Ireland into mental health treatment. Since the restraining order was granted, Ireland's parents have requested a refund of $66,000 in educational costs. Meanwhile, Aubrey Ireland was awarded a full scholarship for her senior year.

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Bleat Along to Classic Holiday Tunes With This Goat Christmas Album
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Feeling a little Grinchy this month? The Sweden branch of ActionAid, an international charity dedicated to fighting global poverty, wants to goat—errr ... goad—you into the Christmas spirit with their animal-focused holiday album: All I Want for Christmas is a Goat.

Fittingly, it features the shriek-filled vocal stylings of a group of festive farm animals bleating out classics like “Jingle Bells,” “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” and “O Come All Ye Faithful.” The recording may sound like a silly novelty release, but there's a serious cause behind it: It’s intended to remind listeners how the animals benefit impoverished communities. Goats can live in arid nations that are too dry for farming, and they provide their owners with milk and wool. In fact, the only thing they can't seem to do is, well, sing. 

You can purchase All I Want for Christmas is a Goat on iTunes and Spotify, or listen to a few songs from its eight-track selection below.

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Cheese Wheel Wedding Cakes Are a Funky Twist on an Old Tradition
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If there’s ever a time you have permission to be cheesy, it’s on your wedding day. What better way to do so than with a pungent wedding cake made of actual wheels of cheese? According to Elite Daily, cheese wedding cakes are a real option for couples who share an affinity for dairy products.

One of the trailblazers behind the sharp trend is Bath, England-based cheese supplier The Fine Cheese Co. The company offers clients a choice of one of dozens of wedding cake designs. There are bold show-stoppers like the Beatrice cake, which features five tiers of cheese and is priced at $400. For customers looking for something more delicate, there’s the Clara centerpiece, which replaces miniature wedding cakes with mounds of goat cheese. Whether your loved one likes funky Stilton or mellow brie, there’s a cheese cake to satisfy every palate. Flowers are incorporated into each display to make them just as pretty as conventional wedding cakes.

Since The Fine Cheese Co. arranged their first wedding cake in 2002, other cheese suppliers have entered the game. The Cheese Shed in Newton Abbot, England; I.J. Ellis Cheesemongers in Scotland; and Murray’s Cheese in New York will provide cheese wheel towers for weddings or any other special occasion. Of course, there’s nothing stopping you from clearing out the local fromagerie and assembling a cheese cake at home.

[h/t Elite Daily]

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