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The Late Movies: Songs About Eagles Coach Andy Reid Getting Fired

I've mentioned several times that I'm from Philadelphia and while I'm not a big football fan, it's awfully hard to miss the most talked-about story of the season: How awful the Eagles have been. For months, the city has been speculating that Coach Andy Reid would be out after 14 years heading the team without a Super Bowl ring. People—like the six aspiring singers below—even wrote songs calling for his dismissal from the Eagles. Reid was fired on Monday morning and we bet these folks are pretty darn happy about it.

Fire Andy rap

The prescient chorus is a real earworm.

We Are Never, Ever Gonna Win With Andy

A Taylor Swift-inspired parody ...

I Am Andy Reid

Somehow I don't think this is what Lennon and McCartney had in mind for "I am the Walrus."

Better Job

Popular Philadelphia radio comedian Joe Conklin took on Andy Reid's "attytude."

The Andy Reid Blues

Inspired by "Summertime Blues."

Andy Reid Philly Farewell Song

Language at the end is not appropriate for our younger readers.

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Netflix's Most-Binged Shows of 2017, Ranked
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Netflix might know your TV habits better than you do. Recently, the entertainment company's normally tight-lipped number-crunchers looked at user data collected between November 1, 2016 and November 1, 2017 to see which series people were powering through and which ones they were digesting more slowly. By analyzing members’ average daily viewing habits, they were able to determine which programs were more likely to be “binged” (or watched for more than two hours per day) and which were more often “savored” (or watched for less than two hours per day) by viewers.

They found that the highest number of Netflix bingers glutted themselves on the true crime parody American Vandal, followed by the Brazilian sci-fi series 3%, and the drama-mystery 13 Reasons Why. Other shows that had viewers glued to the couch in 2017 included Anne with an E, the Canadian series based on L. M. Montgomery's 1908 novel Anne of Green Gables, and the live-action Archie comics-inspired Riverdale.

In contrast, TV shows that viewers enjoyed more slowly included the Emmy-winning drama The Crown, followed by Big Mouth, Neo Yokio, A Series of Unfortunate Events, GLOW, Friends from College, and Ozark.

There's a dark side to this data, though: While the company isn't around to judge your sweatpants and the chip crumbs stuck to your couch, Netflix is privy to even your most embarrassing viewing habits. The company recently used this info to publicly call out a small group of users who turned their binges into full-fledged benders:

Oh, and if you're the one person in Antarctica binging Shameless, the streaming giant just outed you, too.

Netflix broke down their full findings in the infographic below and, Big Brother vibes aside, the data is pretty fascinating. It even includes survey data on which shows prompted viewers to “Netflix cheat” on their significant others and which shows were enjoyed by the entire family.

Netflix infographic "The Year in Bingeing"
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