Olympics + Math = Great
Love the Olympics? Yes, you do. Love arithmetic? Like I even have to ask. Well, even if you hate them both, you’ll enjoy watching this mashup. (Via Digg)

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You Too Can Sound Like A Carny
While doing some research on carnival ride accidents in preparation for my trip to the state fair (Deep Fried Crisco, here I come!) I stumbled upon this awesome Wikipedia page of Carny Slang.

If you don’t start incorporating some of these into your everyday conversations, you have failed at life.

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“Let him fight instead of being shot. A Lincoln”
Honest Abe saves a soldier’s life with a few quick words.

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Great Ideas: How About A Water Slide That NEVER Ends?

Yes please. (Via Unique Daily)

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What Would A Prequel to The Shining Be Like?
We may just find out.

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What Would A Real Jurassic Park With Actual Cloned Dinosaurs Be Like?
We just might find this out, too.

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It’s A Good Idea to Text & Eat Food & Talk On the Phone While Driving
At least when you’re inside Ford’s driving distraction simulator.

And in other car testing news: Crash test dummies are getting fatter.