The Missing Links: Death By Excitement

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One Summer Film That’s Sure to Flop
This compilation of insane belly flops will have your stomach hurting with laughter - and aching with empathy.

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And One Summer Film That Definitely Won’t
The Dark Knight Rises is only a few days away. And when you finally do see it, you’ll no doubt be left thinking, “This is awesome. Bain is so cool. And, oh yeah, I forgot that Batman talks like that.” If you’re not a fan of Christian Bale’s super deep throated Batman voice, you’ll enjoy this oldie but goodie take on his Joker interrogation scene from the last film, and this NSFW look at Batman as a big stupid idiot who can’t tell Harvey Dent and Two-Face apart:

For what it’s worth, Bale’s daughter likes the voice.

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I’m Dave. Wait, Wait, Wait I’m Not Dave.
Identity theft has its downsides - even for the person perpetrating it. For example, there’s a chance that you’ll steal the identity of a person on their way to jail.

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“I’m So Happy I Could Die!”
But could you, really?

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Your Comic-Con CliffsNotes
Take a look at a slideshow of the highpoints from this year’s festival.

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Holy God: Steve Wozniak’s Backpack
It’s a 50 lb. electronic bonanza.

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Finding Nemo 2: Electric Bugaloo
There’s probably a better name for the upcoming Finding Nemo sequel, but I can’t think of it.

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Buzzfeed, Take Notice
Jory John has some hilarious article ideas that he’s compiled into one humorous McSweeney’s list.

July 17, 2012 - 1:44pm
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