The Missing Links: How Are Bald Men Still Living?

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“If You Do Anything Stupid You Shall Re Sieve A Gun Short”
Twitter user @SamelaAnderson posted this picture, billing it as “LITERALLY THE GREATEST SPAM EMAIL I WILL EVER GET IN MY LIFE”. And I have to admit, it’s fantastically hapless.

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Survival of the Hairless
Bald men probably have no reason to believe they should perhaps be extinct, but some people are of the belief that they should. Here are some reasons that’s bogus.

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“Pass the Dehydrated Space Sustenance Please”
A history of space food will make you grateful for all your Earthly edibles.

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The U.S. Border Control Is Really Cracking Down
They’re deporting suspects even if they’re 70 million years old and not human.

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If This Pattern Holds, We Have 11 More Years of The Simpsons Coming to Us
Matt Groening, the famed cartoonist that created created The Simpsons, has brought another of his comic creations to an end.

Life In Hell, a comic strip he created way back in 1978 is no more. Very sad indeed. Goodbye Binky and Bongo.

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All of the Heat We've Been Seeing Will Likely Cause Quite An Atmospheric Depression Around Cleveland Over the Next Several Days
If you weren’t aware, some sports fans in Ohio have rather conflicted -- or downright vicious -- feelings about LeBron James and the fact that he just won a championship after leaving the city of Cleveland two years ago for the warmer, sandier pastures of Miami. Well, when the two teams in the NBA Finals are named the Heat and Thunder, it makes it that much more difficult for a Cleveland weatherman to drudge through his job without his focus drifting toward the city’s freshest wound:

(Via Buzzfeed)

June 22, 2012 - 11:42am
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