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Drunk Party Steals Airplane

A Soviet-era Antonov-2 plane is missing from the Serov aerodrome near Yekaterinburg, Russia. The privately-owned plane had been rented to monitor forest fires, but is believed to have been boarded by an inebriated group of 13 people, including the local police chief. Officials believe the party wanted to view some waterfalls around 100 kilometers away. Emergency responders are scouring the Urals, an area of 12,000 square kilometers, with six search planes for signs of the aircraft. No flight plan was filed, and passengers are not responding to cell phone calls.

Naked Man Flees Spider

Police in Albion, Illinois, received a number of calls about a streaker Tuesday morning. They responded to the northeast part of town and found the young man in question, who had by then returned to his home and put on shorts. The unnamed man was not streaking as a prank or a statement, but explained he was terrified. He had awakened to find a spider in his bed! Not bothering to dress, he fled the home straight through a glass door and ran down the street naked. He was taken to a hospital for treatment of cuts from the broken door. Police do not suspect alcohol or drugs.

Wombat Blocks Storm Drain

The city of Launceston, Tasmania, Australia, requires that developers make sure the storm drain system is working before building a new subdivision. A survey was recently conducted by remote camera and found a blockage that turned out to be a wombat! Video footage clearly shows the creature, almost exactly the size of the drain pipe, backing away from the camera. Engineering officer Sonia Smith says she's seen rats and mice in the pipes, but this is her first encounter with a sewer-dwelling wombat. She said the wombat will be removed and relocated, and the pipe opening will be blocked to further wombat access.

Student Caught with 35-foot Cheat Sheet

An unnamed high school student in Kazakhstan was expelled from school after he was found attempting to cheat on a college entrance exam. Proctors noticed him fiddling with his clothing before the test. Under his jacket, they found a cheat sheet containing 25,000 potential test answers! The notes were printed onto a scroll of printer paper 35 feet long, wrapped around his body under his clothing. An official noted that the effort put into the scheme would have been better used for learning the material.

Tourists Saved by Calling Pharmacist

It's not easy to look up a phone number in a foreign country, especially in a panicked situation. When the tide rolled in and surrounded Italian tourists Oberdan and Patrizia Cosimi on a rocky shore in Devon, England, they could not recall the country's emergency number. But the couple found a receipt in a jacket pocket from a pharmacy they had visited a few days before, which contained a phone number. Despite a poor signal, pharmacy employee Pat Askwith figured out they were in trouble and called the coast guard, who rescued the couple and their dog by helicopter. The Cosimis later returned to the shop to thank Askwith for going above and beyond for them.

School Lunch Blogger Denied Photography Rights

Martha Payne, the 9-year-old blogger in Scotland who went viral documenting her school lunches for two months (and who inspired this post), has been shut down by the local council. The blog had caused visible improvement in the quality of the local school lunches, and had raised £2,000 for a food charity. But Martha was called out of class yesterday and told she could no longer take photographs in school because of a newspaper article. Martha protested that she doesn't write newspaper articles. Her father made an inquiry, as the school had supported Martha's efforts, and found that the new rule came from the Argyll and Bute council. No explanation was given for the council's decision. Update: the council has at least temporarily reversed its decision today.

Cat Struck by Car; Hitches Ride

A car traveling at around 100 km/h (62mph) through Roxburgh, New Zealand struck a local cat named Bekkum. The driver was unaware, and continued to the town of Alexandra, 40 kilometers away. There it was discovered that Bekkum was stuck behind the car's license plate! A SPCA volunteer helped to extract the cat by partially dismantling the car. Bekken, surprisingly, was uninjured. His owner, Gaynor Crabbe, says Bekkum has a reputation for hitching rides with unsuspecting drivers, but usually prefers to ride in the car's interior, particularly the back window.

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The TSA's Top 10 Strangest Finds of 2017
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Airport security checkpoints are dull for everyone except Bob Burns, the Transportation Security Administration’s (TSA) witty social media lead. For the uninitiated, Burns—who’s also known as “Blogger Bob”—keeps track of the strange, hilarious, and dangerous things people try bringing on planes, and posts pictures of the more unusual items onto the organization's Instagram page. Among the many strange items Burns has encountered are countless knives and guns, a tiny dog trapped in a checked suitcase, a sandwich slicer, and even a life-size corpse prop from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Bob Burns, the TSA's social media lead
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To commemorate yet another year on the job filled with bizarre checkpoint finds, Burns recently created the video below. It highlights the top 10 weirdest TSA finds from 2017, which range from bladed metal knuckles Burns dubbed “Satan’s Pizza Cutter” to narcotics disguised as Christmas presents.

“We hate to tear open a perfectly wrapped gift, but as you can see from this [video], the contents of the gifts aren’t always sweaters, socks, and underwear,” Burns tells Mental Floss.

While making the video, Burns didn’t have pictures on hand of every single strange object he wanted to include. If so, he might have added a weaponized paint roller that was discovered inside a carry-on bag at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport. It “looks like something out of a Mad Max movie,” Burns says. “It’s as if Mad Max wanted to paint the Thunderdome with the blood of his victims. It’s a paint roller wrapped in sandpaper and wire with nails protruding.”

A weaponized paint roller discovered by the TSA in 2017
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Other items that weren't captured in Burns's video that piqued the social media guru’s interest included grenade-shaped salt and pepper shakers and a knife concealed inside a container of Dove men’s deodorant. “Now I get why [the label] reads ’48 hours of protection,'” Burns says.

A knife hidden inside a deodorant container, discovered by the TSA in 2017
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Watch the video below to view Burns’s entire top 10 list of unusual checkpoint finds, and when you're done, check out the TSA's Instagram for more of his signature hilarity.

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Declared Dead, Spanish Prisoner Wakes Up in Morgue Just Before His Autopsy 
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A prisoner in northern Spain survived his "death" and lived to tell the tale when he woke up in a hospital mortuary after being officially certified as deceased. He was scheduled for an autopsy, and remains under hospital observation in Oviedo, Spain, according to the BBC.

Gonzalo Montoya Jiménez, 29, was discovered unconscious in his cell on Sunday, January 7, Spanish news outlets report. It's now thought that he might have suffered from catalepsy, a condition in which people become immobile and cease responding to external stimuli. With waxy, flexible limbs and slowed vital signs, patients with catalepsy can appear dead—which might be why not one but three physicians concluded that Jiménez had crossed over to the other side. 

Jiménez was moved to the Institute of Legal Medicine in Oviedo after doctors ordered an autopsy on the inmate's body, IFL Science reports. Family members—who had been informed that Jiménez was dead—said the prisoner’s body was already marked up for dissecting when he began showing signs of life. A forensic team noticed and moved Jiménez to an intensive care unit, where the patient ultimately regained both his memory and speech.

Catalepsy is associated with epilepsy, schizophrenia, nervous system drug toxicity, and other conditions, according to the National Center for Biotechnology Information. Jiménez reportedly has epilepsy, and it's unclear whether prison doctors knew that when they first declared him dead. 

[h/t BBC News]

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