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Arrested for Drunk Driving a Wheelchair

Raymound Kulma of Utica, Michigan, was pulled over by police while cruising in a motorized wheelchair. Police found his blood-alcohol level was three times the legal limit, and the wheelchair was stolen. It belonged to James Konkel, with whom Kulma had argued just prior to the arrest. The wheelchair was returned to Konkel. Kulma has a history of drinking and driving.

Cow Proposal

Nathan Evans of Bracknell, England, wanted to ask Angela Olano for her hand in marriage in a way that would be meaningful to her. Olano really likes cows, so Evans contacted the organizers of the South England Show about borrowing a bovine. Catherine Elmes of Costow Farm clipped and bathed her show cow, Rosie, for the event. Then Rosie was fitted with a proposal banner and kept for Olano to find while on an outing with Evans.

The proposal came as a complete surprise to Ms Olano, 21, who thought she was being driven to a pub in the county to celebrate a relative's birthday.

She said: "I like cows, if I could have a cow I would, so I just thought he was going to take me for a walk somewhere to look at cows.

"So I was really amazed but it really means a lot to me. I know Nathan is the man I want to marry."

The wedding is planned for September. No, they will not serve beef at the reception.

Mystery Panties Incinerated

A pair of red and white lady's underpants fell out of someone's briefcase and onto the floor of the Chamber of Deputies during an urgent meeting of five members of the Brazilian Congress. Security guards discretely confiscated the panties. Two weeks later, no one had claimed them, but the story had leaked to Brazilian social media sites. The lost and found department made the decision to burn the underwear to forestall a media circus. One legislator said that there are suspicions over who the panties belong to, but no one in the congress is ready to name names.

Live Fish Lodged in Boy's Lung

Twelve-year-old Anil Barela of Madya Pradesh, India, was taking part in a stunt by a group of boys who were catching fish and swallowing them alive. But in Barela's case, the small fish didn't go down the right way. Instead, he inhaled it into his lung! He was taken to a hospital, choking. Dr. Pramod Jhawar extracted the fish in a 45-minute procedure, while Barela's oxygen level fell. He said the fish was struggling against him as he removed it.

Woman Accidentally Steals Getaway Car

A Houston woman identified only as Blanca was cashing a check at the Chase bank in Uvalde, Texas, when armed bank robbers stormed in. She was so frightened she ran to the first car she saw and drove away. She later found out that she had taken the robbers' getaway vehicle!

She said she drove a few miles from the bank, pulled into a parking lot, fell out of the car and ran into a Cricket store, screaming for help.

But what she didn’t know was, she’d just stolen the suspects’ getaway car – which police said the suspects had stolen from someone else.

"Then, they arrested me, and they said, ‘You’re the one that stole a stolen car.’ And I’m like, ‘Oh my God, it was their car,’" Blanca said.

The FBI cleared Blanca of car theft charges. The robbers carjacked another vehicle and are still at large.

Obese Body Causes Crematorium Fire

A crematorium fire in the city of Graz in southern Austria destroyed the building in April. The cause of the fire has now been released: it was a fat woman. A 440-pound corpse caused the crematorium's filter system to overheat, leading to the blaze. The local fire chief said special facilities should be created to cremate obese bodies.

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June 8, 2012 - 5:03am
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