The Weird Week in Review

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Party-crashing Cows

A backyard party in Boxford, Massachusetts turned ugly when a herd of cows arrived uninvited. A police officer responding to a call about loose cows saw the herd head into a backyard, with the sound of screaming soon following. The beasts chased people away and then turned over their abandoned beers and lapped them up. Cows even rooted through a recycling bin of beer cans. The owner of the livestock was located and he and a few friends rounded up the cows and took them home.

Marvel Creates Superhero to Help 4-Year-Old

Anthony Smith suffers from hearing loss, but did not want to wear hearing aids, because super heroes don't wear them. His grandmother, Lou D'Allesandro, contacted Marvel comics and asked if any superheroes had hearing problems. They responded that Hawkeye, one of the Avengers, once wore a hearing aid. But that wasn't the end of it. Inspired by Anthony's story, the creative staff at Marvel created a new superhero named Blue Ear and sent artwork by Nelson Ribeiro showing Blue Ear detecting trouble with his super-powered hearing aid. Anthony has since started wearing his own "blue ear."

A Man, a Zebra, and a Macaw Walk Into a Bar...

Jerald Reiter of Cascade, Iowa, was arrested Sunday night for drunk driving with a blood-alcohol level of .148. Police had stopped him to check on the welfare of the passengers in his truck: a zebra and a macaw. Reiter's 3-month-old zebra is named Pee Wee and his macaw is named Izzy.

Reiter, 55, told The Des Moines Register that the zebra and parrot are like friends to him and they often spend time indoors and ride in his vehicles. The animals visit neighbors, and the parrot has been on trips to the local feed store, Reiter said.

On Sunday, after doing chores and eating dinner, Reiter said he decided to take the animals to the Dog House, where he thought they’d be allowed.

“I said, ‘Let’s go for a ride. I ain’t been away from the farm for almost two months because I’ve been planting corn and everything else,’” he said. “So I opened the door, the zebra jumps in, the macaw loves to go for a ride, so we went for a ride.”

Reiter says at no time did he leave the animals in the truck alone. He said when police arrived, he was leaving the bar after being told the animals couldn't come in.

Man Saves Son, Gets Ticket

Frank Roder was on an excursion along the Rahway River in New Jersey with his son Aiden. As he was parking the car, the 5-year-old opened the door and ran toward an embankment with a 35-foot drop. Roder immediately jumped out of the car to catch the boy. As he did, his Jeep rolled into the river. Roder caught Aiden just before he reached the edge, but the Jeep was already gone. For his efforts, Rofer was rewarded with his son's safety -and two traffic tickets! The first ticket was for failing to apply the parking brake when he left the vehicle, and the other was for failure to produce an insurance card. Roder had insurance, but his proof was in the Jeep at the bottom of the river.

Bear Pulls Man from Outhouse

Despite what you've heard about what bears do in the woods, this one went straight for the outhouse. An unnamed 65-year-old man was in the outhouse at a campsite near Sioux Lookout, Ontario, when a bear came through the open door and dragged him out! A friend who was also camping came and shot the bear. The man suffered bites to his head and neck, and numerous slashes from the bear's claws. The two campers drove to the  nearest area with cell phone service, then to a hospital. The injured man is undergoing treatment for rabies.

Court Case Could Force Quebecois to be Married Against Their Will

In Quebec, where over a million people are unmarried but cohabiting, such couples are legally recognized as "de facto spouses," but the law put them under no obligation to each other if they break up. However, a "palimony" case involving an unnamed billionaire and his de facto spouse of ten years could end that. The couple split in 2002, and her case for support was appealed until she won in 2010. That decision set a precedent for every de facto couple in Quebec.

The sums of money involved make Eric and Lola’s case somewhat absurd to the average Canadian. But it could shape the lives of the 1.2 million Quebecois in de facto couples, making them as good as married, even though neither of them exchanged rings or asked the other person’s permission to spend their lives together.

The Quebec government has appealed the decision of the Supreme Court, which will rule on the matter in July.

Suitcase of Puppies All Find Homes

Last month, a litter of six puppies was found enclosed in an abandoned suitcase in Toledo, Ohio. The case enraged animal lovers, and the man found to be the dogs' owner was identified because the suitcase still had his identification tag on it. He pleaded no contest to animal cruelty charges.

Since then, the puppies, known as the Suitcase 6, have been in the care of the Toledo Area Humane Society, which received over 1,000 inquiries to adopt them from all over the country. Of those, 132 people with approved applications were entered into a lottery, from which six new homes were selected, for five of the puppies and the mother dog. One puppy was adopted by its foster family. The dogs are all settling in to their new homes.

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May 25, 2012 - 5:00am
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