The Missing Links: Treat Your Mother Right

This Year on Mother’s Day You’d Better Treat Your Mother Right
Mr. T demands it. And I think we all know that he has pity for the type of fool that would choose to ignore his requests.

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I Hate Hot Dogs & Haven’t Had One In Over 10 Years
Yet I want to devour almost every one of the Craziest Major League Hot Dogs of 2012.

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And Today From the “Teens That Have Already Achieved More In Life Than Me” File
As they always say, I’ll believe it when I stop experiencing brief, involuntary twitching of the diaphragm.

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For Anyone Looking for a New Job
How do you become the “acting” head of a crime family?

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Finally, Common Optical Illusions Explained
It’s just that some of us see a little more in them than others.

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As A Kid I Was Really Proud of Myself For Always Cutting Up Those Six Pack Rings So Fish Wouldn’t Get Caught in Them
Apparently though I didn’t completely solve the ocean plastic pollution problem by doing that.

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May 11, 1981: “Money Can’t Buy Life”
Those were reportedly the last words of Bob Marley, spoken to his son Ziggy just before he passed away 31 years ago today.