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Naked Unicyclist Charged For Distracting Drivers

Joseph Glynn Farley of Clear Lake, Texas, was arrested in nearby Kemah for indecent exposure when he rode a unicycle naked on a bridge. Police chief Greg Rikard said Farley kept falling off the unicycle, causing a traffic hazard. However, he was not intoxicated. The 45-year-old Farley said he liked the feeling of riding without clothes. Police had warned him earlier, before he shed his clothing, not to ride the unicycle on the bridge.

A Prom Night to Remember

A group of high school students in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin, were decked out for the prom last Saturday night. They headed to Lac La Belle and posed for group pictures on the lake's pier. Then the pier collapsed. The quick-thinking photographer kept shooting, resulting in an unforgettable sequence of pictures. The wet teenagers, attempting to save the occasion, ran so many hairdryers -plus a clothes dryer- in one home that they blew a breaker, but managed to make it to the prom.

Man Exposes Himself at Association for the Blind

Once again, real life recreates a scene from the movies, namely Revenge of the Nerds. A man exposed himself to a woman inside the Bucks County Association for the Blind in Newtown Township, Pennsylvania. The incident occurred in the facility's bookstore. The flasher fled before police arrived. One has to wonder how many times he tried it before someone noticed.

Becoming Mayor by Accident

Gino Bertolo was the only candidate running for mayor in Cimolais, Italy, a town of 507 citizens. Fearing that no one would turn out to vote, he asked his friend Fabio Borsatti to throw his name into the hat as well to produce a turnout on election day. Borsatti agreed, but still voted for Bertolo, who had served as mayor previously. When the ballots were counted, Borsatti, who had no platform, received 160 votes to Bertolo's 117. Even Borsatti's family voted for Bertolo! However, Borsatti intends to carry out the duties of his unintended office, and will focus his efforts on tourism. Bertolo says he is not upset, and is still friends with the new mayor.

Parakeet Knows Its Home Address

A lost parakeet flew into a hotel in Sagamihara, Japan, and landed on a guest’s shoulder. Since no one knew where the bird came from, it was taken in a cage to a local police station. For two days it sat there. Then the parakeet must have decided it was time to go home.

Despite giving no indications that it could talk, the bird suddenly piped up late on Tuesday night and began repeating its home address – which its owner had apparently drummed into the bird for just such an unlikely eventuality.

Specifying the address down to the number of the house and the block on which is stands, the bird enabled police to track down its 64-year-old owner.

Fumie Takahashi is glad to have her parakeet back. And that answers the question of what is the first thing you should teach your bird to say.

My Name is Tyrannosaurus Rex

Twenty-three-year-old entrepreneur Tyler Gold was looking for name recognition to help his business, a way to stand out in the crowd. So he appeared in York County District Court in Nebraska on Monday to have his name legally changed to Tyrannosaurus Rex Joseph Gold. Gold said he selected the new name because it's "cooler." However, the nature of Gold's business did not make it into the news.

Burglars Break Into Poison-filled Home

T.V. Sagnella of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, had his home treated for termites, which involved covering the entire house with a plastic tent. Burglars know that a tent over the house is a sign the owners are not inside, so Sagnella rigged his home with video cameras. His brother checked the live feed at 4:30 AM Wednesday and saw a robbery in progress. The group of burglars didn't get much because an alarm tripped and police responded. Officers could not enter the house due to toxic fumes which could be felt even outside the tent. Before the police left, they received word from a flea market about an attempt to sell the stolen items. Three suspects were arrested in a vehicle that contained stolen jewelry. The story contains the surveillance video.

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Bleat Along to Classic Holiday Tunes With This Goat Christmas Album
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Feeling a little Grinchy this month? The Sweden branch of ActionAid, an international charity dedicated to fighting global poverty, wants to goat—errr ... goad—you into the Christmas spirit with their animal-focused holiday album: All I Want for Christmas is a Goat.

Fittingly, it features the shriek-filled vocal stylings of a group of festive farm animals bleating out classics like “Jingle Bells,” “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” and “O Come All Ye Faithful.” The recording may sound like a silly novelty release, but there's a serious cause behind it: It’s intended to remind listeners how the animals benefit impoverished communities. Goats can live in arid nations that are too dry for farming, and they provide their owners with milk and wool. In fact, the only thing they can't seem to do is, well, sing. 

You can purchase All I Want for Christmas is a Goat on iTunes and Spotify, or listen to a few songs from its eight-track selection below.

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Cheese Wheel Wedding Cakes Are a Funky Twist on an Old Tradition
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If there’s ever a time you have permission to be cheesy, it’s on your wedding day. What better way to do so than with a pungent wedding cake made of actual wheels of cheese? According to Elite Daily, cheese wedding cakes are a real option for couples who share an affinity for dairy products.

One of the trailblazers behind the sharp trend is Bath, England-based cheese supplier The Fine Cheese Co. The company offers clients a choice of one of dozens of wedding cake designs. There are bold show-stoppers like the Beatrice cake, which features five tiers of cheese and is priced at $400. For customers looking for something more delicate, there’s the Clara centerpiece, which replaces miniature wedding cakes with mounds of goat cheese. Whether your loved one likes funky Stilton or mellow brie, there’s a cheese cake to satisfy every palate. Flowers are incorporated into each display to make them just as pretty as conventional wedding cakes.

Since The Fine Cheese Co. arranged their first wedding cake in 2002, other cheese suppliers have entered the game. The Cheese Shed in Newton Abbot, England; I.J. Ellis Cheesemongers in Scotland; and Murray’s Cheese in New York will provide cheese wheel towers for weddings or any other special occasion. Of course, there’s nothing stopping you from clearing out the local fromagerie and assembling a cheese cake at home.

[h/t Elite Daily]

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