The Weird Week in Review

Kidnap Victim Saved by Twitter Followers

Lynn Peters of Johannesburg, South Africa, sent out a Tweet that her boyfriend had been kidnapped Sunday night. He was put into the trunk of his own car by armed carjackers! However, the unnamed man was able to contact Peters via phone. Her alert, which included his license plate number, was retweeted and picked up by a network of 100,000 users who monitor roads for police activity. A private security force, alerted by the RTs, found and stopped the vehicle, and freed the boyfriend. The carjackers fled on foot.

600-pound Man Cut Out of Home

An unnamed man in Upper Burrell Township, Pennsylvania, experienced a medical emergency and needed to be rushed to the hospital. Police had to break into the home, then found the house in such a mess that they could not find a clear path to bring the 600-pound patient out. The fire department decided the home was too toxic to enter, so the Hazmat team came out and cut a hole in the side of the house with chainsaws. Then the fire department used a pulley to extract the patient, who was taken on a flatbed truck to a waiting ambulance. The man's medical condition is not known.

Indian Authorities Place Bounty on Vampires

The streets of several villages in the state of Tamil Nadu in India are virtually deserted after dark because residents are in fear of vampires. Cattle have been dying under mysterious circumstances, and villagers believe it is the work of blood-sucking supernatural forces (Ratha Kaatteri). Authorities believe the vandalism is the work of criminals who want to keep villagers terrified so they can carry on bootlegging and other illegal activities. Still, the local council has offered a reward of 100,000 rupees ($1,950) to anyone who catches a vampire. They say the reward is to challenge the residents' beliefs in the supernatural nature of the crimes.

Police Help Blind Writer Recover Work

Trish Vickers of Charmouth, Dorset, England, lost her sight seven years ago, but continues to write in longhand with a system that keeps her lines straight. During a particularly creative streak, she wrote 26 pages of a novel. However, the ink in her pen had run out. She only found out when her son Simon came to check her work.

Ms Vickers, who used to run the Bridport gift shop Zoot Allures in South Street, said: “We battled with various ideas until we thought of the police.

“We rang them and asked to speak to their fingerprint section. They said if there was anything they could do they would be happy to help.

“I was gobsmacked and so happy.”

Working in their spare time, the police officers were able to decipher and restore all 26 pages -and they said they enjoyed reading the story.

German Civil Servant Did Nothing for 14 Years

An unnamed German man retired at age 65 when his civil service position was eliminated. In an email letter addressed to his colleagues in the city of Menden, he boasted that he had done no actual work since 1998. However, in that time he had gone to his office and collected 745,000 euros ($980,000) in pay from the municipal state surveyor's office. He blamed the waste on authorities who hired another surveyor to do the same job, leaving him with nothing to do. The man has been in the same job since 1974. Mayor Volker Fleige was upset when he received the email, and said the employee had never once complained before now.

Meth Lab Found in Walmart Bathroom

A custodial employee at the Walmart store in Boaz, Alabama, found a surprise while cleaning the bathroom. It was a "shake-and-bake" (single use) meth lab! Police confirmed the apparatus included a water bottle and pseudoephedrine pills, of a brand not sold at Walmart. Police Chief Terry Davis said his department had found such methamphetamine setups before, but never in a public business. The Marshall County Drug Enforcement Unit destroyed the cooker.

Toilet Plunger Used as Weapon

Lawrence Deptola was arrested for attempted bank robbery in Utica, New York on Thursday. He allegedly went to three different banks and demanded money, each time threatening tellers with a toilet plunger. He yelled obscenities at bank employees, but left without money each time. The incidents were recorded on surveillance video. Utica police in an unmarked car found Deptola leaving the scene of the third robbery attempt. The suspect fled when he saw officers approach, but was caught soon afterward. The plunger was recovered inside the bank.

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Two Human Toes Were Stolen From an Anatomy Exhibit
Pierluigi Luceri, Flickr // CC BY-NC-ND 2.0
Pierluigi Luceri, Flickr // CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

A 28-year-old New Zealand man walked into an anatomy exhibition with 10 toes and walked out with 12. We don't know why or how he did it, but the man stole two human toes from a Body Worlds display in Auckland last month, The New Zealand Herald reports.

The unnamed man appeared in court Monday and pleaded guilty to improperly interfering with the corpse "of an unknown person" and purloining two toes, which alone are valued at about $3800. The motivation for the human remains heist wasn't stated. (Fulfilling a dare seems a likely explanation, or maybe he's just a fan of The Big Lebowski.)

Whatever the reason may be, the story has a happy ending, at least: The digits have since been returned to their rightful place in the "Vital" exhibit, which explores the human body in motion. "Vital," which will remain open in Auckland until July 13, is one of several traveling exhibitions curated by Body Worlds. Two other Body Worlds exhibits are currently on view in the U.S., including "RX" (showcasing the effects of disease) in Toledo, Ohio, and "Animal Inside Out" (an "anatomical safari") in Richmond, Virginia.

The bodies, all of which are donated for exhibition purposes, are preserved via plastination, a process that "replaces bodily fluids and soluble fat in specimens with fluid plastics that harden after vacuum-forced impregnation," according to the Body Worlds website. More than 16,000 people around the world have signed up to donate their bodies after their deaths.

[h/t The New Zealand Herald]

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David Lynch's Amazon T-Shirt Shop is as Surreal as His Movies
Dominique Faget, AFP/Getty Images
Dominique Faget, AFP/Getty Images

David Lynch, the celebrated director behind baffling-but-brilliant films like Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, and Twin Peaks, is now selling his equally surreal T-shirts on Amazon.

As IndieWire reports, each shirt bears an image of one of Lynch’s paintings or photographs with an accompanying title. Some of his designs are more straightforward (the shirts labeled “House” and “Whale” feature, respectively, drawings of a house and a whale), while others are obscure (the shirt called “Chicken Head Tears” features a disturbing sculpture of a semi-human face).

This isn’t the first time Lynch has ventured into pursuits outside of filmmaking. Previously, he has sold coffee, designed furniture, produced music, hosted daily weather reports, and published a book about his experience with transcendental meditation. Art, in fact, falls a little closer to Lynch’s roots; the filmmaker trained for years at the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts before making his mark in Hollywood.

Lynch’s Amazon store currently sells 57 T-shirts, ranging in size from small to triple XL, all for $26 each. As for our own feelings on the collection, we think they’re best reflected by this T-shirt named “Honestly, I’m Sort of Confused.”

Check out some of our favorites below:

T-shirt that says "Honestly, I'm Sort of Confused"
"Honestly, I'm Sort of Confused"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with a drawing of a sleeping bird on it
"Sleeping Bird"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt that says Peace on Earth over and over again. The caption is pretty on the nose.
"Peace on Earth"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an image of a screaming face made out of turkey with ants in its mouth
"Turkey Cheese Head"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an odd sculpted clay face asking if you know who it is. You get the idea.
"I Was Wondering If You Know Who I Am?"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an image of a sculpted head that is not a chicken. It is blue, though.
"Chicken Head Blue"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with a drawing of a lobster on it. Below the drawing, the lobster is labeled with the word lobster. Shocking, I know.
"Lobster"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an abstract drawing of what is by David Lynch's account, at least, a cowboy
"Cowboy"

Buy it on Amazon

[h/t IndieWire]

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