The Weird Week in Review
Naked Ride Through a Car Wash
Three men in Abbotsford, British Columbia, decided to get themselves clean by taking a ride through a car wash. Naked. In a shopping cart. The highly intoxicated 20-year-olds had apparently selected a high-pressure wash at the automated car wash. Neighbors called police when they heard the screaming. Abbotsford police responded, and arrived to find the men putting their clothes back on. Police gave them a warning and sent them home.
Snake on a Plane
Braden Blennerhassett took off in a twin-engine plane from Darwin, Australia, on Tuesday. Not long afterward, the pilot saw a snake slither out from under the plane's dashboard. Blennerhassett calmly notified air traffic control, and turned the cargo plane around to return to the airport. A snake wrangler was called in to find the snake, which had returned to hiding. No snake was found, and airline authorities believed it escaped from the plane during the search. The species was not determined.
Only Good Driver on the Planet Crashes
Before you put a sticker on your car, consider the worst thing that could possibly happen -an auto accident. And then consider that if you make the news, people will read your bumper sticker. It happened in Manhattan. A Nissan crashed through a guard rail on the FDR drive and landed upside-down. The accident made the news because of the bumper sticker on the car, which read, “Why am I the only one on the planet who knows how to drive?” The driver was taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
Romanian ATMs Baffle Customers
One street in the city of Timisoara, Romania, has two automated teller machines that are all but unusable. One is in a wall six feet off the ground, requiring customers to bring their own step stools in order to use it. Steps were planned, but that requires a permit that never materialized. The other, just across the street, is so low that customers must kneel on the sidewalk to use it. The oddities are blamed on bureaucracy and architecture, but it boils down to bad planning on the part of the banks.
Thief Hides in Pile of Manure
A suspected fuel thief was being chased by police in Wiltshire, England. As he drove his van through the countryside in the dark, the unnamed Lithuanian suspect saw a helicopter and figured it had heat-detecting equipment. Thinking fast, he left his vehicle and ran to the warmest place he could find, a barnyard manure pile. But the helicopter spotted his excess body heat anyway.
Police officers on the ground were directed by the chopper’s police observer to the steaming pile of manure where they apprehended the feckless felon and arrested him.
One police insider said: "He gave up quietly when he realised he was in the s**t in more ways than one."
Easter Egg Tree has a Bumper Crop
Volker Kraft of Saalfeld, Germany has an Easter egg tree with 10,000 colored eggs hanging from it! He and his wife Christa, with the help of their children, use real eggshells with the insides blown out, dyed and decorated and hung with care. The tradition started out in 1965 with only 18 plastic eggs, but as the tree grew, so did the decorating job. Kraft says that 10,000 eggs is the most it will ever have -it won't grow any larger, because the couple has reached the limit of storage space. The tree has become a tourist attraction over the years.
Hen Hatches Ducklings
Hilda is a hen who lives at Farmer Palmer's children's activity farm near Poole, Dorset, England. She apparently sat on the wrong nest of eggs and stayed there, keeping them warm, until they hatched. Surprise! The eggs were full of ducklings! Farmer Philip Palmer was unaware until then that the eggs had been laid by a duck. Hilda took her strange-looking chicks as a matter of fact, and mothers them like, well, a mother hen. The ducklings stay close to her and hide under her wings. However, they may someday think it strange that their mother doesn't want to swim with them.