Today a nice gentleman dropped off this spiffy new printer/copier. What it needs is a name. Leave a comment with a name suggestion and we'll pick our favorite on Thursday. This name will be fastened (with tape, probably) to the printer in perpetuity, and will be used in conversation. ("Did you print out the list of Ben Franklin's synonyms for drunk?" / "Yes. I sent it to ________.")

We'll dangle a prize of your choice from our prize wall, which you can almost see behind the big printer.