The average teen sends between 50 and 75 text messages a day. Perhaps more impressive: the top 14% of texting teens send more than 200 texts per day. Now, we've all seen this. At the mall, at the roller-rink, etc., so it shouldn't come as a huge surprise. Yet, at least for me, when I see these numbers "in print," I'm still rather blown away. Maybe it's bcos when I was a teen, the only phone I had access to outside the house was a payphone and if I wanted to get a message to a friend, it was by passing notes in class or in the hallway. Somehow, I can't imagine passing 50 notes a day, even if I had the opportunity and it were that ez.
Mind you, I'm not passing judgement here. (ikr) I like texting. And I can sort of imagine enjoying keeping in touch with my own kid via text one day when he's a teenager. But still, the numbers floor me. Here's some others that really got me thinking:
If you text while driving, you are almost 25% more likely to get in an accident. Given that my number one fear in life is of being in a serious car accident, this particular statistic kills me. (j/k) Then there's this: 200,000 car crashes a year are caused by texting. (This doesn't include the other 1.2 million caused by talking on cellphones!) According to some studies, if you text while driving, your reaction rate becomes that of a 70-year-old. Not sure what that means for the 70-year-olds who are texting while driving ;-) All joking aside, these numbers are no laughing matter. Nor are the profits for cellphone providers who are making $65 billion annually off the texting explosion. And, of course, it's not their fault that we're overusing or misusing the technology.
Finally, I'll leave you with 1 more interesting #: 160 Ever wonder y texts are limited to 160 characters? U can thank communications researcher Friedhelm Hillebrand for that. In 1985, he conducted an experiment whereby he typed out a bunch of random sentences and then counted all the characters (including spaces) of each. Most of them came in just under 160. He also analyzed postcards and found that the average one had about 150 characters on it. Using this info, he convinced his Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) team that 160 characters was plenty for the short messaging service (SMS) they were working on.
It takes just 14 words—“Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?”—to make a ‘90s kid swoon with nostalgia. Good Burger, the beloved Nickelodeon comedy about a couple of daft teens who try to save their fast food joint from corporate greed, was born out of a Kenan Thompson/Kel Mitchell sketch on All That in the mid-'90s. A year later, due to its popularity, it found itself being turned into its own live-action movie, with Brian Robbins at the helm. Today—20 years after its original release—it’s a silly cult hit that’s indelibly a part of Generation Y. Revisit the classic with these facts about Good Burger.
1. KEL MITCHELL AUDITIONED FOR ALL THAT WITH HIS CHARACTER FROM GOOD BURGER.
In an interview with The A.V. Club, Kel Mitchell explained how he came up with Ed. “I did a ‘dude’ voice, and that’s where Ed [from Good Burger] was kind of born,” he said. “I did that there at the audition. They were just cracking up.”
2. ED’S FIRST APPEARANCE WAS IN THE JOSH SERVER SKETCH, “DREAM REMOTE.”
Essentially, Good Burger was born out of a random character decision made during one little sketch. “It was where [Josh] could have a remote control that could control his entire life,” Mitchell told The A.V. Club. “So, he could fast-forward through his sister nagging, he could make pizza come really quickly. I was the pizza guy. I came to the door, and the pizza guy didn’t really have a voice, so I was like, ‘Mleh, here’s your pizza! That was the first time we saw Ed, and so they created Good Burger.”
3. ED’S LOOK WAS INSPIRED BY MILLI VANILLI.
When prepping for Ed’s debut on All That, Kel Mitchell spotted what would become the character’s signature look. “I remember I went to the hair room, and I saw these braids. It was like these early Brandy ’90s Milli Vanilli braids. I put those on, and it came to life,” he told The A.V. Club.
4. THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF MEAT STUNK UP THE SET.
For a movie all about burgers, you better believe the production had a ton of them sitting around on set. "At one point, there was over 1750 pounds of meat on the set," Kenan Thompson told The Morning Call. "Some of it was old meat. It was so nasty. Some of the burgers would stay out there for a long time. I felt sorry for the extras who had to eat them with cold, clammy fries. But on screen, those burgers look good."
5. ELMER’S GLUE WAS USED TO KEEP THE FOOD LOOKING FRESH.
In order to keep the food looking good on screen, the production resorted to old, albeit inedible, tricks. "It was so gross, because when I scoop out ice cream in the movie, it was really vegetable shortening with food coloring,” Mitchell told The Morning Call. “When I poured milk on cereal, we used Elmer's Glue so the flakes wouldn't get soggy."
6. KENAN AND KEL CONTRIBUTED TO THE GOOD BURGER SOUNDTRACK.
Good Burger was their baby, so of course Kenan and Kel took the reins on more than just the creation of the characters, according to a 1997 interview with The Morning Call. Specifically, Kel partnered up with Less Than Jake on the hit song, “We’re All Dudes.” Because of this, the soundtrack actually charted at 101 on the Billboard 200.
7. GOOD BURGER WAS LINDA CARDELLINI’S FEATURE FILM DEBUT.
In an interview with The A.V. Club, the Freaks and Geeks star reminisced about her breakout role in the Nickelodeon movie. “That’s my sister’s favorite role that I’ve ever played! It was so much fun. It was my first film, and it was a fantastic part,” Cardellini said. “I got to play crazy! Nobody knew who I was, and I got the part from the table read.”
8. WRITER DAN SCHNEIDER INTENDED TO GIVE UP ACTING WHEN HE WROTE GOOD BURGER, BUT HE PLAYED MR. BAILY IN THE FILM.
On creating Good Burger, writer/producer/actor Dan Schneider explained to The A.V. Club: “I’ve always wanted to write, and after I was doing All That and Kenan & Kel, I got the opportunity to do another TV show—I was still going on auditions. I realized that if I took that show, I was going to have to give up All That and Kenan & Kel. I really didn’t want to do [that] ... I passed on the acting role, and that was really the turning point, I guess, in 1996, when I was like, ‘You know what? I’m going to put my acting career on the back burner, and I’m going to be a writer-producer.’ Then I wrote the movie Good Burger.” However, if you watch the movie, you’ll notice Schneider starring as Mr. Baily.
9. THE ORIGINAL TRAILER FEATURED A SCENE THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE MOVIE.
For reasons that remain a mystery, a scene where a Good Burger customer orders “a good shake” from Ed (Mitchell), only to receive an actual bodily shaking from the Good Burger employee, didn’t make the final cut. It did, however, feature for a few seconds in the theatrical trailer.
10. KENAN AND KEL REUNITED FOR A GOOD BURGER SKETCH ON THE TONIGHT SHOW.
In 2015, Kenan and Kel reunited for a Good Burger sketch with Jimmy Fallon. This time, however, Fallon played Ed’s co-worker, while Kenan came in as a construction worker as a surprise. "We've been wanting to get back together," Mitchell told E! News. "It was just about the right project ... it felt like home."
11. THE FIRST LINE IN THE FILM IS THE SAME AS THE LAST LINE.
Appropriately, the line is, “Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?”—just watch the movie.
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