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Horror Movies For Holidays Other Than Halloween

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With only a week left until Halloween, the window for prime horror movie season is closing. Luckily, you don't have to confine your horror movie viewing only to October -- Hollywood has ensured that almost every holiday, no matter how mundane, has gotten a slasher or monster movie tie-in.

Thanksgiving: Home Sweet Home

When Eli Roth released the fake trailer for Thanksgiving (warning: video is NSFW) as part of Grindhouse, he said there wasn’t a good Thanksgiving horror movie. He can be forgiven for not remembering Home Sweet Home, a 1981 slasher film set around Thanksgiving. In it, a homicidal maniac escapes from a mental institution and targets a family celebrating Thanksgiving. Not much of the movie has to do with the holiday -- it’s mostly about a single family being slaughtered by anything from a car hood to an electric guitar. Oh, and there's a mime.


For another Thanksgiving-themed horror movie, check out Blood Freak, about a homicidal man who eats a mutant turkey and grows the head of a turkey. Or you could wait a few years – Roth has said that he’s going to actually produce a full-length Thanksgiving.

Christmas: Jack Frost

For whatever reason, Christmas has acquired a number of horror “classics:” Christmas Evil, Psycho Santa and Black Christmas, to name a few. But the strangest has to be Jack Frost, a low-budget horror-comedy set in Snowmonton. A serial killer (actually) named Jack Frost set to be executed ends up being freed when a van carrying him collides with a truck shipping genetic waste. Frost’s body melts and becomes combined with snow, making him into a living, breathing, murdering snowman. Among his powers is the ability to melt and refreeze, which makes it difficult for the townspeople to kill him, although they try with everything from hairdryers to a furnace.

For a Santa-themed thrill, check out Silent Night, Deadly Night, which features a disturbed child growing up and going on a murderous rampage dressed as a mall Santa. Or try Santa’s Slay, in which the real Santa Claus – played by wrestler Bill Goldberg – goes on a killing spree after being freed from a thousand-year bet that forced him to be good.

Valentine's Day: Valentine

Given the general horror that is a Valentine's Day dance, it’s only natural that someone thought to make a scary movie based on one. Valentine opens with a young boy unsuccessfully asking four girls to dance at the school’s Valentines Day party (a fifth ends up accusing him of sexual assault). Years later, those same girls find themselves targeted by a killer in a Cupid mask who leaves them threatening love letters.

In an interesting twist, Wikipedia notes that the four girls actually foreshadow their fates when they turn the boy down at the beginning. For example, one girl who says she’d “rather be boiled alive” ends up dying by being electrocuted in a hot tub.

April Fool’s Day: April Fool’s Day

In a classic set-up, a group of college students are brought to an island mansion for a weekend (around April 1, hence the title) when secrets about each one start to come out. Soon after their secrets are outed, the kids start dying. However, this film breaks out from convention by riddling the mansion with practical jokes -- host Muffy St. Johns is apparently quite the prankster. For example, as soon as the guests arrive via ferry, a prank on the dock leads to one of them falling in the water, where he is promptly hit by another boat and killed. Another is haunted at night by a recording of a baby crying, although that may have something to do with the abortion she's been trying to cover up.


SPOILER ALERT: In the end, the film lives up to its title when all of the deaths are shown to have been a joke. Muffy is trying to create a lucrative (and inexplicable) “horror weekend” business where the guests pretend to die as the weekend goes on and the events shown were part of a “dress rehearsal.”

Memorial Day: Memorial Day

A holiday better known for grilling and getting the day off work surprisingly does not lend itself to a very creative horror setup. Memorial Day borrows a fair amount from horror conventions, stranding a group of young adults in a cabin by a lake where they are haunted by a masked man. What brought the friends to the lake? The main character's brother died there three years ago of unknown causes and she wanted to return to free herself of guilt. The film's poster seems to acknowledge the lame holiday tie-in with the line "Beers, Burgers, Bloodshed ... Gonna be a long weekend."

Independence Day: Uncle Sam

With the tagline “I Want You…DEAD,” you know that the 1997 horror-comedy Uncle Sam isn’t messing around. The pro-America plot centers around soldier Sam Harper, who was killed during Operation Desert Storm. Harper rises from the dead and starts haunting unpatriotic citizens, including a group of teens that burn an American flag on his grave. In the climax, he even dresses up as Uncle Sam to terrorize the town’s July 4th celebration. Despite a perilously low budget, the film managed to snag appearances by singer Isaac Hayes as a one-legged veteran and Jackie Brown star Robert Forster as a Congressman.


Of course, other horror classics have used July 4th as the backdrop for their events, including Jaws, I Know What You Did Last Summer and Return of the Living Dead.

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It takes just 14 words—“Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?”—to make a ‘90s kid swoon with nostalgia. Good Burger, the beloved Nickelodeon comedy about a couple of daft teens who try to save their fast food joint from corporate greed, was born out of a Kenan Thompson/Kel Mitchell sketch on All That in the mid-'90s. A year later, due to its popularity, it found itself being turned into its own live-action movie, with Brian Robbins at the helm. Today—20 years after its original release—it’s a silly cult hit that’s indelibly a part of Generation Y. Revisit the classic with these facts about Good Burger.

1. KEL MITCHELL AUDITIONED FOR ALL THAT WITH HIS CHARACTER FROM GOOD BURGER.

In an interview with The A.V. Club, Kel Mitchell explained how he came up with Ed. “I did a ‘dude’ voice, and that’s where Ed [from Good Burger] was kind of born,” he said. “I did that there at the audition. They were just cracking up.”

2. ED’S FIRST APPEARANCE WAS IN THE JOSH SERVER SKETCH, “DREAM REMOTE.”

Essentially, Good Burger was born out of a random character decision made during one little sketch. “It was where [Josh] could have a remote control that could control his entire life,” Mitchell told The A.V. Club. “So, he could fast-forward through his sister nagging, he could make pizza come really quickly. I was the pizza guy. I came to the door, and the pizza guy didn’t really have a voice, so I was like, ‘Mleh, here’s your pizza! That was the first time we saw Ed, and so they created Good Burger.”

3. ED’S LOOK WAS INSPIRED BY MILLI VANILLI.

When prepping for Ed’s debut on All That, Kel Mitchell spotted what would become the character’s signature look. “I remember I went to the hair room, and I saw these braids. It was like these early Brandy ’90s Milli Vanilli braids. I put those on, and it came to life,” he told The A.V. Club.

4. THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF MEAT STUNK UP THE SET.

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For a movie all about burgers, you better believe the production had a ton of them sitting around on set. "At one point, there was over 1750 pounds of meat on the set," Kenan Thompson told The Morning Call. "Some of it was old meat. It was so nasty. Some of the burgers would stay out there for a long time. I felt sorry for the extras who had to eat them with cold, clammy fries. But on screen, those burgers look good."

5. ELMER’S GLUE WAS USED TO KEEP THE FOOD LOOKING FRESH.

In order to keep the food looking good on screen, the production resorted to old, albeit inedible, tricks. "It was so gross, because when I scoop out ice cream in the movie, it was really vegetable shortening with food coloring,” Mitchell told The Morning Call. “When I poured milk on cereal, we used Elmer's Glue so the flakes wouldn't get soggy."

6. KENAN AND KEL CONTRIBUTED TO THE GOOD BURGER SOUNDTRACK.

Good Burger was their baby, so of course Kenan and Kel took the reins on more than just the creation of the characters, according to a 1997 interview with The Morning Call. Specifically, Kel partnered up with Less Than Jake on the hit song, “We’re All Dudes.” Because of this, the soundtrack actually charted at 101 on the Billboard 200.

7. GOOD BURGER WAS LINDA CARDELLINI’S FEATURE FILM DEBUT.

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In an interview with The A.V. Club, the Freaks and Geeks star reminisced about her breakout role in the Nickelodeon movie. “That’s my sister’s favorite role that I’ve ever played! It was so much fun. It was my first film, and it was a fantastic part,” Cardellini said. “I got to play crazy! Nobody knew who I was, and I got the part from the table read.”

8. WRITER DAN SCHNEIDER INTENDED TO GIVE UP ACTING WHEN HE WROTE GOOD BURGER, BUT HE PLAYED MR. BAILY IN THE FILM.

On creating Good Burger, writer/producer/actor Dan Schneider explained to The A.V. Club: “I’ve always wanted to write, and after I was doing All That and Kenan & Kel, I got the opportunity to do another TV show—I was still going on auditions. I realized that if I took that show, I was going to have to give up All That and Kenan & Kel. I really didn’t want to do [that] ... I passed on the acting role, and that was really the turning point, I guess, in 1996, when I was like, ‘You know what? I’m going to put my acting career on the back burner, and I’m going to be a writer-producer.’ Then I wrote the movie Good Burger.” However, if you watch the movie, you’ll notice Schneider starring as Mr. Baily.

9. THE ORIGINAL TRAILER FEATURED A SCENE THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE MOVIE.

For reasons that remain a mystery, a scene where a Good Burger customer orders “a good shake” from Ed (Mitchell), only to receive an actual bodily shaking from the Good Burger employee, didn’t make the final cut. It did, however, feature for a few seconds in the theatrical trailer.

10. KENAN AND KEL REUNITED FOR A GOOD BURGER SKETCH ON THE TONIGHT SHOW.

In 2015, Kenan and Kel reunited for a Good Burger sketch with Jimmy Fallon. This time, however, Fallon played Ed’s co-worker, while Kenan came in as a construction worker as a surprise. "We've been wanting to get back together," Mitchell told E! News. "It was just about the right project ... it felt like home."

11. THE FIRST LINE IN THE FILM IS THE SAME AS THE LAST LINE.

Appropriately, the line is, “Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?”—just watch the movie.

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