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Horror Movies For Holidays Other Than Halloween

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With only a week left until Halloween, the window for prime horror movie season is closing. Luckily, you don't have to confine your horror movie viewing only to October -- Hollywood has ensured that almost every holiday, no matter how mundane, has gotten a slasher or monster movie tie-in.

Thanksgiving: Home Sweet Home

When Eli Roth released the fake trailer for Thanksgiving (warning: video is NSFW) as part of Grindhouse, he said there wasn’t a good Thanksgiving horror movie. He can be forgiven for not remembering Home Sweet Home, a 1981 slasher film set around Thanksgiving. In it, a homicidal maniac escapes from a mental institution and targets a family celebrating Thanksgiving. Not much of the movie has to do with the holiday -- it’s mostly about a single family being slaughtered by anything from a car hood to an electric guitar. Oh, and there's a mime.


For another Thanksgiving-themed horror movie, check out Blood Freak, about a homicidal man who eats a mutant turkey and grows the head of a turkey. Or you could wait a few years – Roth has said that he’s going to actually produce a full-length Thanksgiving.

Christmas: Jack Frost

For whatever reason, Christmas has acquired a number of horror “classics:” Christmas Evil, Psycho Santa and Black Christmas, to name a few. But the strangest has to be Jack Frost, a low-budget horror-comedy set in Snowmonton. A serial killer (actually) named Jack Frost set to be executed ends up being freed when a van carrying him collides with a truck shipping genetic waste. Frost’s body melts and becomes combined with snow, making him into a living, breathing, murdering snowman. Among his powers is the ability to melt and refreeze, which makes it difficult for the townspeople to kill him, although they try with everything from hairdryers to a furnace.

For a Santa-themed thrill, check out Silent Night, Deadly Night, which features a disturbed child growing up and going on a murderous rampage dressed as a mall Santa. Or try Santa’s Slay, in which the real Santa Claus – played by wrestler Bill Goldberg – goes on a killing spree after being freed from a thousand-year bet that forced him to be good.

Valentine's Day: Valentine

Given the general horror that is a Valentine's Day dance, it’s only natural that someone thought to make a scary movie based on one. Valentine opens with a young boy unsuccessfully asking four girls to dance at the school’s Valentines Day party (a fifth ends up accusing him of sexual assault). Years later, those same girls find themselves targeted by a killer in a Cupid mask who leaves them threatening love letters.

In an interesting twist, Wikipedia notes that the four girls actually foreshadow their fates when they turn the boy down at the beginning. For example, one girl who says she’d “rather be boiled alive” ends up dying by being electrocuted in a hot tub.

April Fool’s Day: April Fool’s Day

In a classic set-up, a group of college students are brought to an island mansion for a weekend (around April 1, hence the title) when secrets about each one start to come out. Soon after their secrets are outed, the kids start dying. However, this film breaks out from convention by riddling the mansion with practical jokes -- host Muffy St. Johns is apparently quite the prankster. For example, as soon as the guests arrive via ferry, a prank on the dock leads to one of them falling in the water, where he is promptly hit by another boat and killed. Another is haunted at night by a recording of a baby crying, although that may have something to do with the abortion she's been trying to cover up.


SPOILER ALERT: In the end, the film lives up to its title when all of the deaths are shown to have been a joke. Muffy is trying to create a lucrative (and inexplicable) “horror weekend” business where the guests pretend to die as the weekend goes on and the events shown were part of a “dress rehearsal.”

Memorial Day: Memorial Day

A holiday better known for grilling and getting the day off work surprisingly does not lend itself to a very creative horror setup. Memorial Day borrows a fair amount from horror conventions, stranding a group of young adults in a cabin by a lake where they are haunted by a masked man. What brought the friends to the lake? The main character's brother died there three years ago of unknown causes and she wanted to return to free herself of guilt. The film's poster seems to acknowledge the lame holiday tie-in with the line "Beers, Burgers, Bloodshed ... Gonna be a long weekend."

Independence Day: Uncle Sam

With the tagline “I Want You…DEAD,” you know that the 1997 horror-comedy Uncle Sam isn’t messing around. The pro-America plot centers around soldier Sam Harper, who was killed during Operation Desert Storm. Harper rises from the dead and starts haunting unpatriotic citizens, including a group of teens that burn an American flag on his grave. In the climax, he even dresses up as Uncle Sam to terrorize the town’s July 4th celebration. Despite a perilously low budget, the film managed to snag appearances by singer Isaac Hayes as a one-legged veteran and Jackie Brown star Robert Forster as a Congressman.


Of course, other horror classics have used July 4th as the backdrop for their events, including Jaws, I Know What You Did Last Summer and Return of the Living Dead.

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Man Buys Two Metric Tons of LEGO Bricks; Sorts Them Via Machine Learning
May 21, 2017
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Jacques Mattheij made a small, but awesome, mistake. He went on eBay one evening and bid on a bunch of bulk LEGO brick auctions, then went to sleep. Upon waking, he discovered that he was the high bidder on many, and was now the proud owner of two tons of LEGO bricks. (This is about 4400 pounds.) He wrote, "[L]esson 1: if you win almost all bids you are bidding too high."

Mattheij had noticed that bulk, unsorted bricks sell for something like €10/kilogram, whereas sets are roughly €40/kg and rare parts go for up to €100/kg. Much of the value of the bricks is in their sorting. If he could reduce the entropy of these bins of unsorted bricks, he could make a tidy profit. While many people do this work by hand, the problem is enormous—just the kind of challenge for a computer. Mattheij writes:

There are 38000+ shapes and there are 100+ possible shades of color (you can roughly tell how old someone is by asking them what lego colors they remember from their youth).

In the following months, Mattheij built a proof-of-concept sorting system using, of course, LEGO. He broke the problem down into a series of sub-problems (including "feeding LEGO reliably from a hopper is surprisingly hard," one of those facts of nature that will stymie even the best system design). After tinkering with the prototype at length, he expanded the system to a surprisingly complex system of conveyer belts (powered by a home treadmill), various pieces of cabinetry, and "copious quantities of crazy glue."

Here's a video showing the current system running at low speed:

The key part of the system was running the bricks past a camera paired with a computer running a neural net-based image classifier. That allows the computer (when sufficiently trained on brick images) to recognize bricks and thus categorize them by color, shape, or other parameters. Remember that as bricks pass by, they can be in any orientation, can be dirty, can even be stuck to other pieces. So having a flexible software system is key to recognizing—in a fraction of a second—what a given brick is, in order to sort it out. When a match is found, a jet of compressed air pops the piece off the conveyer belt and into a waiting bin.

After much experimentation, Mattheij rewrote the software (several times in fact) to accomplish a variety of basic tasks. At its core, the system takes images from a webcam and feeds them to a neural network to do the classification. Of course, the neural net needs to be "trained" by showing it lots of images, and telling it what those images represent. Mattheij's breakthrough was allowing the machine to effectively train itself, with guidance: Running pieces through allows the system to take its own photos, make a guess, and build on that guess. As long as Mattheij corrects the incorrect guesses, he ends up with a decent (and self-reinforcing) corpus of training data. As the machine continues running, it can rack up more training, allowing it to recognize a broad variety of pieces on the fly.

Here's another video, focusing on how the pieces move on conveyer belts (running at slow speed so puny humans can follow). You can also see the air jets in action:

In an email interview, Mattheij told Mental Floss that the system currently sorts LEGO bricks into more than 50 categories. It can also be run in a color-sorting mode to bin the parts across 12 color groups. (Thus at present you'd likely do a two-pass sort on the bricks: once for shape, then a separate pass for color.) He continues to refine the system, with a focus on making its recognition abilities faster. At some point down the line, he plans to make the software portion open source. You're on your own as far as building conveyer belts, bins, and so forth.

Check out Mattheij's writeup in two parts for more information. It starts with an overview of the story, followed up with a deep dive on the software. He's also tweeting about the project (among other things). And if you look around a bit, you'll find bulk LEGO brick auctions online—it's definitely a thing!

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8 Common Dog Behaviors, Decoded
May 25, 2017
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Dogs are a lot more complicated than we give them credit for. As a result, sometimes things get lost in translation. We’ve yet to invent a dog-to-English translator, but there are certain behaviors you can learn to read in order to better understand what your dog is trying to tell you. The more tuned-in you are to your dog’s emotions, the better you’ll be able to respond—whether that means giving her some space or welcoming a wet, slobbery kiss. 

1. What you’ll see: Your dog is standing with his legs and body relaxed and tail low. His ears are up, but not pointed forward. His mouth is slightly open, he’s panting lightly, and his tongue is loose. His eyes? Soft or maybe slightly squinty from getting his smile on.

What it means: “Hey there, friend!” Your pup is in a calm, relaxed state. He’s open to mingling, which means you can feel comfortable letting friends say hi.

2. What you’ll see: Your dog is standing with her body leaning forward. Her ears are erect and angled forward—or have at least perked up if they’re floppy—and her mouth is closed. Her tail might be sticking out horizontally or sticking straight up and wagging slightly.

What it means: “Hark! Who goes there?!” Something caught your pup’s attention and now she’s on high alert, trying to discern whether or not the person, animal, or situation is a threat. She’ll likely stay on guard until she feels safe or becomes distracted.

3. What you’ll see: Your dog is standing, leaning slightly forward. His body and legs are tense, and his hackles—those hairs along his back and neck—are raised. His tail is stiff and twitching, not swooping playfully. His mouth is open, teeth are exposed, and he may be snarling, snapping, or barking excessively.

What it means: “Don’t mess with me!” This dog is asserting his social dominance and letting others know that he might attack if they don’t defer accordingly. A dog in this stance could be either offensively aggressive or defensively aggressive. If you encounter a dog in this state, play it safe and back away slowly without making eye contact.

4. What you’ll see: As another dog approaches, your dog lies down on his back with his tail tucked in between his legs. His paws are tucked in too, his ears are flat, and he isn’t making direct eye contact with the other dog standing over him.

What it means: “I come in peace!” Your pooch is displaying signs of submission to a more dominant dog, conveying total surrender to avoid physical confrontation. Other, less obvious, signs of submission include ears that are flattened back against the head, an avoidance of eye contact, a tongue flick, and bared teeth. Yup—a dog might bare his teeth while still being submissive, but they’ll likely be clenched together, the lips opened horizontally rather than curled up to show the front canines. A submissive dog will also slink backward or inward rather than forward, which would indicate more aggressive behavior.

5. What you’ll see: Your dog is crouching with her back hunched, tail tucked, and the corner of her mouth pulled back with lips slightly curled. Her shoulders, or hackles, are raised and her ears are flattened. She’s avoiding eye contact.

What it means: “I’m scared, but will fight you if I have to.” This dog’s fight or flight instincts have been activated. It’s best to keep your distance from a dog in this emotional state because she could attack if she feels cornered.

6. What you’ll see: You’re staring at your dog, holding eye contact. Your dog looks away from you, tentatively looks back, then looks away again. After some time, he licks his chops and yawns.

What it means: “I don’t know what’s going on and it’s weirding me out.” Your dog doesn’t know what to make of the situation, but rather than nipping or barking, he’ll stick to behaviors he knows are OK, like yawning, licking his chops, or shaking as if he’s wet. You’ll want to intervene by removing whatever it is causing him discomfort—such as an overly grabby child—and giving him some space to relax.

7. What you’ll see: Your dog has her front paws bent and lowered onto the ground with her rear in the air. Her body is relaxed, loose, and wiggly, and her tail is up and wagging from side to side. She might also let out a high-pitched or impatient bark.

What it means: “What’s the hold up? Let’s play!” This classic stance, known to dog trainers and behaviorists as “the play bow,” is a sign she’s ready to let the good times roll. Get ready for a round of fetch or tug of war, or for a good long outing at the dog park.

8. What you’ll see: You’ve just gotten home from work and your dog rushes over. He can’t stop wiggling his backside, and he may even lower himself into a giant stretch, like he’s doing yoga.

What it means: “OhmygoshImsohappytoseeyou I love you so much you’re my best friend foreverandeverandever!!!!” This one’s easy: Your pup is overjoyed his BFF is back. That big stretch is something dogs don’t pull out for just anyone; they save that for the people they truly love. Show him you feel the same way with a good belly rub and a handful of his favorite treats.

The best way to say “I love you” in dog? A monthly subscription to BarkBox. Your favorite pup will get a package filled with treats, toys, and other good stuff (and in return, you’ll probably get lots of sloppy kisses). Visit BarkBox to learn more.

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