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10 People Who Became Dog Toys

Dog toys generally come in three designs: classic toys such as Frisbees and tennis balls, indestructible designs like the Kong line, and cute animals that are fuzzy or squeaky. Of course, the problem with the cute designs is that they are usually the most easily destroyed. So rather than letting your pup rip an adorable kitten or duck to shreds, why not let him take out someone you really don't like?

1. Michael Vick

After police uncovered a horrific dogfighting ring at Michael Vick's home in Virginia in 2007, it's no surprise that he became a chew toy. Several, actually. Above is the 2010 Philadelphia Eagles incarnation. This design is guaranteed to be indestructible no matter how hard your dog tries to rip off his head.

2. Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden was one of the most hated men in the world prior to his death. While you may not be able to acquire any of his actual body parts for your mutt to chew on, Osama Bone Laden offers an alternative.

3. Saddam Hussein

While he may be long gone, plenty of people want their dogs to remember just how terrible Saddam Hussein was.

4. Barack Obama

For the 2008 elections, Fat Cat, Inc. released a line of “Political Animals” featuring some of the main political icons of the time, including John McCain, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

5. George W. Bush

Of course, before George W. Bush was out of office, the Democrats had a little fun with their own dog toys. In fact, there was both a regular Bush toy and one specifically dedicated to his lame duck period in office. VP Dick Cheney was also included.

6. Michael Moore

Even when Bush was in office, though, Republicans had their own targets of political loathing, including liberal documentarian Michael Moore.

7. Tony Blair

Don't think Americans are the only ones who like to turn their highest ranking political officials into chew toys. The Brits are apparently just as fond of this game. There were at least two toys featuring the former Prime Minister and even one depicting his wife.

8. David Cameron

During the 2010 election, current Prime Minister David Cameron was spoofed by the Camberbike Dave toy, while Gordon Brown was renamed Gordon Clown.

9. Boris Johnson

While Boris Johnson didn’t run for Prime Minister, he earned his own “Boinking Boris” chew toy after he was caught having an affair back in 2006.

10. Bill Gates

Of course, not all dog toy subjects are political figures or people hated by an entire nation. Years ago Fat Cat, Inc. released their Bill Gates chew toy. The company has retired this design, so you’ll have to look for one on eBay.

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Goodbye Fido, Hello Finn: The Most Popular Dog Names of 2017
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What’s in a name? If you’re a dog, a clue into your pet parents’ favorite movies, television shows, and musicians, apparently. Rover.com, the country’s largest online network of dog walkers and pet sitters, has just revealed the most popular dog names of the year. While the majority of those names follow (human) baby-naming trends—11 of the top 20 names are also among the top 100 baby names—pop culture also plays a big part in the moniker pet parents bestow upon their four-legged furballs. How else would one explain the increasing popularity of names like Barb and Eleven, or Khaleesi, Arya, and Sansa?

There was an uptick in ‘90s nostalgia this year, too; Nirvana saw a 171 percent increase in popularity while Daria grew by 104 percent. Star Wars-inspired names have been a thing for 40 years now, but saw a 70 percent increase in 2017, with Finn being the most popular name from a galaxy far, far away.

So just how unique is your dog’s handle? Well, if his or her name is Max or Bella, not very. Read on to find out more, or visit Rover.com to discover the 100 most popular pooch names of 2017.

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11 Brilliant Gifts for Your Dog
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Don’t limit your shopping list to your human loved ones this holiday season. Here are some gifts that will keep your dog feeling clean, comfortable, and entertained into the new year.

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1. BLUE VELVET COAT; $44-$49

Blue velvet pet coat.
Up Country

Winter is a prime fashion opportunity for pets. This velveteen coat will keep your dog toasty outdoors, while also allowing them to look stylish. The interior is lined with silk and the collar is trimmed with faux fur to provide luxurious comfort. Whether you’re dressing a chihuahua or a German shepherd, the coat comes in whatever size you need.

Find It: Up Country

2. FALL LEAF DOG TREATS; $2

Dog treats shaped like leaves.
Woofables

Dogs enjoy seasonal treats just as much as the rest of us. Each of these gourmet dog biscuits is shaped into a colorful maple leaf with a white paw print stamped on the front. The ingredients, which include whole wheat flour, honey, oats, and carob icing, are just as wholesome as what you’d find in human health food.

Find It: Woofables

3. MALIN + GOETZ DOG SHAMPOO; $28

Dog shampoo.
Amazon

Make bath time a more pleasant experience for both you and your dog with a 16-ounce bottle of this hydrating shampoo. Blended with natural botanicals and amino acids, it washes away dirt without making skin feel dry or irritated. It leaves your dog’s fur looking as soft and shiny as a trip to the groomers would.

Find It: Amazon

4. FRESH PATCH; $19

Patch of grass in a cardboard box.
Amazon

House training a pet is hard—as is taking them out to pee in the middle of a snow storm. If your dog needs to relieve themselves inside, the Fresh Patch is your best option. The disposable cardboard container is filled with real hydroponically-grown grass, allowing your dog to pee indoors without associating the act with your floor or carpet. It's a great alternative for puppies who aren’t housebroken or owners who aren’t able to keep up with their pet’s pee schedule.

Find It: Amazon

5. NITE DAWG LED COLLAR COVER; $12

Dog wearing an illuminated collar.
Nite Ize

A safe pet is a happy pet. Strap these flexible, LED strips onto your dog’s regular collar before taking them for a walk or letting them outside at night. The glowing red light around their neck lets you keep an eye on them in case they stray too far.

Find It: Nite Ize

6. RAD DOG FOOD TRAVEL BAG; $35

Bag for dog treats.
Rad Dog

With this bag, you’ll have no excuse not to take your pet on vacation with you next year. The lightweight Cordura and nylon container consists of one main compartment for storing dry dog food and a smaller one for holding your dog’s accessories. Take up to 6 pounds of kibble with you on your next getaway.

Find It: Rad Dog

7. THE ODIN DOG TREAT PUZZLE TOY; $23

Geometric dog toy.
Amazon

Dogs can get a lot of use out of a good puzzle. This geometric toy comes in two colors, gray and pink, and can hold up to 1 cup of dog treats. As your pet kicks, nudges, and chews the object in an effort to access the food inside, you can finally take the opportunity to sit back and relax.

Find It: Amazon

8. RAD DOG COLLAPSIBLE POCKET BOWL; $12

Hand holding folded dog bowl.
Rad Dog

When taking your dog for a jog or hike, every ounce you carry can slow you down. Keep your load as light as possible with this collapsible dog bowl. The waterproof nylon container weighs less than an ounce and folds down to the size of a camera battery. Whenever you want to give your dog food or water on the go, the pocket bowl makes it easy.

Find It: Rad Dog

9. BARKBAR DRY SHAMPOO FOR DOGS; $10

Dry shampoo for dogs.
PetSmart

If there’s one thing dogs hate about grooming, it’s getting into the bathtub. With this dry shampoo you can get your pet clean without getting them wet. The lemon drop-scented formula refreshes your dog’s fur while eliminating nasty odors and adding a boost of moisture.

Find It: PetSmart

10. HARRY BARKER CREST PLAY BALLS; $3 EACH

Bucket of dog balls.
Amazon

It’s hard to beat the classics, so why not add another ball to your dog’s collection this holiday? These red tennis-style balls come emblazoned with the crest of Harry Barker, a brand known for its luxury pet products.

Find It: Amazon

11. RUFF WEAR FLOAT COAT; $80

Life vest for dogs.
Amazon

Every dog deserves to have fun in the water no matter the level of their swimming skills. Bring your dog to a lake, pool, or beach, strap them into this buoyant foam life vest, and watch them doggy-paddle to their heart’s content. The float coat comes in three colors, blue, red, and yellow, and sizes to fit extra-small to extra-large dogs.

Find It: Amazon

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