The Weird Week in Review
Marijuana Truck Spill
A traffic accident in San Jose, California, led to a free-for-all. A truck crashed near Oakridge Mall around 1AM on Wednesday. The truck was left on its side, and bags of cargo spilled out the back. That cargo was pot, and passers-by, both drivers and pedestrians, rushed to grab their share. By the time police arrived, the truck driver and most of the marijuana was gone, and no one could give a description of the driver or of those taking the marijuana. There were other vehicles involved in the wreck, which left the truck blocking the intersection.
Girls Caught with Stolen Goat
Two girls, ages 6 and 7, were approached by police in Mankato, Minnesota when they were seen in their pajamas walking a goat at 11:30 PM. They told the officers that the goat lived in their bedroom closet and they walked it every night. The said the goat was hidden from their father, who didn't know their mother bought it two weeks earlier! The police didn't buy that story, and took the girls, who are stepsisters, home to talk to their parents. The mother explained that the girls had been to a birthday party that featured a petting zoo earlier that day. They had apparently liberated the goat and took it home with them.
Gardener's Face Impaled by Pruning Shears
Leroy Luetscher of Green Valley, Arizona, fell face-first while trying to pick up a pair of pruning shears in his garden a month ago. The handle of the garden tool went into his eye socket and down through his neck. He was rushed to the University Medical Center in Tucson, where doctors removed the shears and rebuilt the bottom of Luetscher's eye socket with metal mesh. The good news is that they were able to save his eye -and that the only picture with the story is an x-ray image. Luetscher has recovered, except for a slight swelling and mild double vision.
Busted by the Glove Box
Police in Hingham, Massachusetts, pulled over a car driven by 22-year-old Kaitlin Rymaszewski last Friday night. The officer suspected she had been drinking; even more so when he saw beer spilling out of the car's glove compartment! Rymaszewski said the beer was a gift from a friend to congratulate her on completing an alcohol treatment program. She had been ordered into the program after her arrest on drunk driving charges in March. Rymaszewski said she hid the beer in the glove box when she saw the blue lights behind her. She was arrested on second-offense drunk driving and other charges.
No Cutting in Line for Bank Robber
A man entered Eastern Bank in South Boston with the intention to rob it Thursday, but left empty-handed. He went to a teller and presented a note demanding money, but she said her window was closed. He went to the next window and received a scolding about cutting in line! Both the the teller and a customer berated the man about line cutting and told him to remove his hood. Instead, the man left the bank. Police said no one was injured and no weapon was shown. The robbery attempt is under investigation and no arrests have been made, police said.
FEMA Looks to Waffle House for Data
Craig Fugate, the head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), knows a few things about how to assess damage in a disaster area. There's hard data, and then there's Waffle House.
First, there is the well-known Saffir-Simpson Wind Scale. Then there is what he calls the "Waffle House Index."
Green means the restaurant is serving a full menu, a signal that damage in an area is limited and the lights are on. Yellow means a limited menu, indicating power from a generator, at best, and low food supplies. Red means the restaurant is closed, a sign of severe damage in the area or unsafe conditions.
"If you get there and the Waffle House is closed?" FEMA Administrator Craig Fugate has said. "That's really bad. That's where you go to work."
There are 1,600 Waffle House outlets across the USA, and all try their best to feed customers even when conditions are difficult.
Man Catches Burglars from Overhead
Steven Lynn had never ridden in a small plane before, and his first time was a real adventure. He asked pilot David Hudson to fly over Lynn's home so he could photograph it from the air. When they got there, they saw two men taking items from the home! Hudson contacted the police by radio, and the small plane followed the burglars. The pilot kept the fleeing perpetrators in sight and gave directions until police could apprehend them. Two men were arrested and charged with burglary.