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Church Brawl

A Sunday evening brawl at the New Welcome Church in St. Elmo, Alabama, involved at least a dozen people and left one woman with a stab wound. The fight began when the pastor fired the music minister, Simone De Moore. An argument followed over the amount of Moore's final paycheck. Moore then allegedly used a taser on minister Daryl Riley. In the ensuing melee, deacon Harvey Hunt stabbed Moore's mother, Agolia Moore in the arm with a pocket knife. Agolia Moore underwent surgery and 19 stitches to repair the wound. Simone Moore turned himself in to police for the tasering. Hunt is still at large.

Black Widow Hitchhikers Invade UK

Four black widow spiders, which are native to North and Central America, were found in a shipment of jet engines sent from the U.S. to a company in Lincolnshire, England. Employees at TC Power in Barton-upon-Humber were startled when the spiders dropped out of a container. The workers stopped everything and put the deadly spiders in a glass container. TC Power engineers are feeding the black widows and plan to give them to a zoo, where they will stay under glass.

Woman Assaulted With Bratwurst

An argument between two women in Des Moines, Iowa, involved an assault with a bratwurst. The police report says 63-year-old Connie Jones got into an altercation with 31-year-old Tajuana Banks at Jones' home over the childcare of Jones' grandchildren. Apparently, Banks tried to incite a fight by yelling at Jones, and ultimately hit her with the sausage. Police noted the grease stains on Jones’ clothing as evidence. Banks was arrested on a simple assault charge.

Unidentified Flying Creature Diverts Plane

Passengers on a Delta flight from Madison, Wisconsin to Atlanta, Georgia reported a flying creature in the passenger section. One passenger recorded the event on video, while the other passengers waved and chased the animal, believed to be a bat, into the lavatory. The flight was diverted back to Madison, where the passengers were rebooked. A Delta spokesman said the plane was searched, but they never found the bat. The plane then was returned to service.

'Mystery Tree' Survives Wildfire -Again

A 20-foot juniper tree near Sunset Point, Arizona survived a wildfire last week that consumed everything around it. It’s not the first time, either. In fact, the tree is a famous survivor. It's known as the "Mystery Tree" because someone decorates the tree for Christmas and for the 4th of July every year. It also has its own watering system with water drums and pipes -but no one knows who is responsible. The other mystery is that this particular tree has survived several wildfires.

“It’s survived wildfire after wildfire” says ADOT engineer Greg Gentsch. “We’re just happy it’s still here.”

Man Caught Sneaking Into Prison

Officials at Folsom Prison in California say 48-year-old Marvin Lane Ussery was caught trying to scale a fence at the prison. But he's not an inmate; he's on parole. Ussery was trying to enter the prison grounds. He had served time and was paroled in 2009. Officers found no smuggled contraband on Ussery, so his motive for trying to get in is uncertain. He is being held at the Sacramento County Jail.

Movie Script is Assumed Bomb

An unnamed writer in Los Angeles had submitted scripts to a talent agency ad had been rejected or ignored. So he left a script at the unnamed agency's office. The script was on a computer inside a briefcase. When agency employees spotted the unaccompanied briefcase, they called police. The bomb squad responded and detonated the entire briefcase. The screenwriter then made himself known, and is distraught over the loss of his script, which apparently only existed in the hard drive in the destroyed computer. It is assumed that the writer would have preferred to bomb at the box office instead of the talent agency.

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Bleat Along to Classic Holiday Tunes With This Goat Christmas Album
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Feeling a little Grinchy this month? The Sweden branch of ActionAid, an international charity dedicated to fighting global poverty, wants to goat—errr ... goad—you into the Christmas spirit with their animal-focused holiday album: All I Want for Christmas is a Goat.

Fittingly, it features the shriek-filled vocal stylings of a group of festive farm animals bleating out classics like “Jingle Bells,” “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” and “O Come All Ye Faithful.” The recording may sound like a silly novelty release, but there's a serious cause behind it: It’s intended to remind listeners how the animals benefit impoverished communities. Goats can live in arid nations that are too dry for farming, and they provide their owners with milk and wool. In fact, the only thing they can't seem to do is, well, sing. 

You can purchase All I Want for Christmas is a Goat on iTunes and Spotify, or listen to a few songs from its eight-track selection below.

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Cheese Wheel Wedding Cakes Are a Funky Twist on an Old Tradition
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If there’s ever a time you have permission to be cheesy, it’s on your wedding day. What better way to do so than with a pungent wedding cake made of actual wheels of cheese? According to Elite Daily, cheese wedding cakes are a real option for couples who share an affinity for dairy products.

One of the trailblazers behind the sharp trend is Bath, England-based cheese supplier The Fine Cheese Co. The company offers clients a choice of one of dozens of wedding cake designs. There are bold show-stoppers like the Beatrice cake, which features five tiers of cheese and is priced at $400. For customers looking for something more delicate, there’s the Clara centerpiece, which replaces miniature wedding cakes with mounds of goat cheese. Whether your loved one likes funky Stilton or mellow brie, there’s a cheese cake to satisfy every palate. Flowers are incorporated into each display to make them just as pretty as conventional wedding cakes.

Since The Fine Cheese Co. arranged their first wedding cake in 2002, other cheese suppliers have entered the game. The Cheese Shed in Newton Abbot, England; I.J. Ellis Cheesemongers in Scotland; and Murray’s Cheese in New York will provide cheese wheel towers for weddings or any other special occasion. Of course, there’s nothing stopping you from clearing out the local fromagerie and assembling a cheese cake at home.

[h/t Elite Daily]

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