What Happens When Your Money Dies

With all this talk of debt, currency devaluation, plummeting markets and creditworthiness, I've lately had visions dancing in my head of dollar bills being flushed down toilets and fed through shredders. Which got me wondering: what happens to our money -- our actual, physical money -- when it gets worn out?

Turns out, some bills wear out faster than others. The dollar bill has the shortest lifespan of all the bills, because it gets the most handling. The average life expectancy of a buck is just shy of 16 months. Fives last a bit longer: 22 months, give or take. Tens get about two months more than that, and twenties last around two years. Fifties and hundreds last considerably longer -- several years each -- and most coins last about 25 years, though occasionally you'll run across a penny from the forties or fifties; it happens.

So what happens to your money when it becomes unfit for use -- and who decides? Banks, mostly. They bundle torn and mutilated bills and send them back to the Federal Reserve. (If you have some messed-up bills on hand, you can exchange them for fresh bills at your bank, and they'll ship the bad ones back for you.) The Fed then decides whether or not the bills they've been shipped are actually ready for the trash heap. Generally speaking, if a bill is torn such that less than half of it is left, or mutilated so badly that its authenticity is questionable, then they're trash. They get shredded, bundled, and shipped off to landfills.

Most of that shredded money is never seen again, but some is kept and peddled to tourists. For instance, for just $20 you can buy $150 in shredded bills from (Maybe it's inflation, but that seems awfully steep.)

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Don't Have Space For a Christmas Tree? Decorate a Pineapple Instead

Christmas trees aren't for everyone. Some people can't fit a fir inside their cramped abodes, while others are turned off by the expense, or by the idea of bugs hitchhiking their way inside. Fake trees are always an option, but a new trend sweeping Instagram—pineapples as mini-Christmas "trees"—might convince you to forego the forest vibe for a more tropical aesthetic.

As Thrillist reports, the pineapple-as-Christmas-tree idea appears to have originated on Pinterest before it, uh, ripened into a social media sensation. Transforming a pineapple into a Halloween “pumpkin” requires carving and tea lights, but to make the fruit festive for Christmas all one needs are lights, ornaments, swaths of garland, and any other tiny tchotchkes that remind you of the holidays. The final result is a tabletop decoration that's equal parts Blue Hawaii and Miracle on 34th Street.

In need of some decorating inspiration? Check out a variety of “Christmas tree” pineapples below.

[h/t Thrillist]


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