In this five-minute standup clip, comedian Dan Telfer displays an almost disturbingly complete knowledge of dinosaurs, as he challenges his audience to figure out what is the best dinosaur. Spoiler alert: it's not Velociraptor. The language is NSFW, so use headphones. But if you work where I work, this is what's going on your internal chat page right now.

Sample line: "T. rex? I get it buddy, but I want you to really, really thoroughly image-map that dinosaur in your brain and imagine it trying to open a fruit cup. [Long digression into the much better Gigantosaurus and Spinosaurus.]"

Again, warning: full of humorous swearing.

(Via Uppity Stuff.)