The Weird Week in Review

Public Restroom to Reopen as Food Outlet

A 660-square-foot former men's restroom sitting on the Boston Common is set to reopen -as a sandwich shop! The concrete structure dates back to the 1920s and is known to Bostonians as the "Pink Palace". It hasn't been used as a latrine for several decades. Now the restaurant chain Earl of Sandwich has signed a 15-year lease on the property. The company expects to open the sandwich shop later this year.

Three-year-old Weighs 132 Pounds

Chinese toddler Lu Hao weighed only 5.7 pounds when he was born, but since then he has ballooned to 132 pounds! That makes him five times the size of the average child his age in China.

'His appetite is so good that for a meal he can eat 3 big bowls of rice, even larger than I and his mother,' said Hao's father Lu Yuncheng.

Since Hao was one-year-old his parents have tried to keep a careful eye on his diet.

However, Hao's mother Chen Yuan comments: 'We have to let him be as if we don't feed him he will cry non-stop'.

Hao is driven to nursery school on a motorcycle because he doesn't like to walk. So far, doctors don't know is there is some underlying medical cause for the child's tremendous weight.

On the Bluff, in the Buff

Rescue workers banded together on Tuesday to retrieve a naked woman from the side of a cliff in the San Diego area. The 27-year-old woman was apparently trying to reach Black's Beach, a traditionally clothing-optional beach below the cliff at Torrey Pines State Park. The woman huddled in the altogether for a half hour while a series of ropes was rigged. A female lifeguard rappelled down and hooked the woman into a harness. The woman was then lowered to the bottom, where she was given clothing. She was uninjured. The unnamed woman was given a citation for disregarding signs and entering a restricted area, but will not be billed for the rescue operation.

House Raided by Sheriff, Star, Tank

Maricopa County, Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio and guest lawman Steven Seagal went on a raid Monday to a home where a man was suspected of cockfighting in the West Valley area of Phoenix. The search warrant was executed after the squad rolled into the neighborhood in armored vehicles led by a tank. Neighbors believe the entire operation was staged for Steven Seagal’s reality TV show Lawman. Seagal rode in the tank to the raid. Officers arrested Jesus Llovera, who was unarmed, on suspicion of cockfighting. They also euthanized 115 chickens. Thousands of dollars in property damage resulted from the raid.

Stolen Ostrich Saves Itself

Farmer Florin Diaconescu of Pitesti, Romania was distraught to find his ostrich had been stolen by rustlers. But he needn't have worried -this ostrich may be part homing pigeon, because she escaped and found her own way home! Diaconescu had given up hope of getting the ostrich back, but was amazed when he saw his missing bird running down the road toward home, raising a cloud of dust. The bird was running at about 40 mph when she arrived at the farm.

Burglar Left Dangling over Hot Oil

A fire alarm alerted police to a break-in at Paesan's Pizza in Rotterdam, New York about 1AM Friday. They found Timothy J. Cipriani wedged in an air duct with his legs dangling over a fryer that was still hot.

Brown said a second person may have been involved, but disappeared before officers arrived.

Cipriani broke into the restaurant by first scaling a nearby tree and traversing the roof, Brown said. Once on the roof, he used a hammer to smash open air ducts.

Police took several photographs at the scene and shared them with reporters.

Cipriani was freed from the vent after 30 minutes of police work and was taken, still covered in grease, to the Schenectady County jail and charged with burglary.

One-legged Crow Returns Home

Nettie Trigg, owner of an animal sanctuary in Felixstowe, Suffolk, England, nursed a crow named Percy back to health several years ago, although Percy had to have one leg removed. She considered Percy her pet for two years, and then he was stolen from the rescue center. Three-and-a-half years later, Trigg was chatting with the owner of another sanctuary a few miles away. Maureen Taylor mentioned that someone had abandoned a one-legged crow, which the staff had named Percy. Trigg went to collect Percy and declared him to be the same bird she lost years ago, although the name is a coincidence.

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Two Human Toes Were Stolen From an Anatomy Exhibit
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Pierluigi Luceri, Flickr // CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

A 28-year-old New Zealand man walked into an anatomy exhibition with 10 toes and walked out with 12. We don't know why or how he did it, but the man stole two human toes from a Body Worlds display in Auckland last month, The New Zealand Herald reports.

The unnamed man appeared in court Monday and pleaded guilty to improperly interfering with the corpse "of an unknown person" and purloining two toes, which alone are valued at about $3800. The motivation for the human remains heist wasn't stated. (Fulfilling a dare seems a likely explanation, or maybe he's just a fan of The Big Lebowski.)

Whatever the reason may be, the story has a happy ending, at least: The digits have since been returned to their rightful place in the "Vital" exhibit, which explores the human body in motion. "Vital," which will remain open in Auckland until July 13, is one of several traveling exhibitions curated by Body Worlds. Two other Body Worlds exhibits are currently on view in the U.S., including "RX" (showcasing the effects of disease) in Toledo, Ohio, and "Animal Inside Out" (an "anatomical safari") in Richmond, Virginia.

The bodies, all of which are donated for exhibition purposes, are preserved via plastination, a process that "replaces bodily fluids and soluble fat in specimens with fluid plastics that harden after vacuum-forced impregnation," according to the Body Worlds website. More than 16,000 people around the world have signed up to donate their bodies after their deaths.

[h/t The New Zealand Herald]

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David Lynch's Amazon T-Shirt Shop is as Surreal as His Movies
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Dominique Faget, AFP/Getty Images

David Lynch, the celebrated director behind baffling-but-brilliant films like Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, and Twin Peaks, is now selling his equally surreal T-shirts on Amazon.

As IndieWire reports, each shirt bears an image of one of Lynch’s paintings or photographs with an accompanying title. Some of his designs are more straightforward (the shirts labeled “House” and “Whale” feature, respectively, drawings of a house and a whale), while others are obscure (the shirt called “Chicken Head Tears” features a disturbing sculpture of a semi-human face).

This isn’t the first time Lynch has ventured into pursuits outside of filmmaking. Previously, he has sold coffee, designed furniture, produced music, hosted daily weather reports, and published a book about his experience with transcendental meditation. Art, in fact, falls a little closer to Lynch’s roots; the filmmaker trained for years at the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts before making his mark in Hollywood.

Lynch’s Amazon store currently sells 57 T-shirts, ranging in size from small to triple XL, all for $26 each. As for our own feelings on the collection, we think they’re best reflected by this T-shirt named “Honestly, I’m Sort of Confused.”

Check out some of our favorites below:

T-shirt that says "Honestly, I'm Sort of Confused"
"Honestly, I'm Sort of Confused"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with a drawing of a sleeping bird on it
"Sleeping Bird"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt that says Peace on Earth over and over again. The caption is pretty on the nose.
"Peace on Earth"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an image of a screaming face made out of turkey with ants in its mouth
"Turkey Cheese Head"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an odd sculpted clay face asking if you know who it is. You get the idea.
"I Was Wondering If You Know Who I Am?"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an image of a sculpted head that is not a chicken. It is blue, though.
"Chicken Head Blue"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with a drawing of a lobster on it. Below the drawing, the lobster is labeled with the word lobster. Shocking, I know.
"Lobster"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an abstract drawing of what is by David Lynch's account, at least, a cowboy
"Cowboy"

Buy it on Amazon

[h/t IndieWire]

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