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The Quick 10: 10 Versions of Corporate Monopoly (the board game, not the business tactic)

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You can find just about any version of Monopoly you want these days - in fact, you can even buy a blank and make your own. Most sports teams seem to have gotten in on the never-ending game, and even pop culture icons like the Beatles, Mario, and the Muppets have special editions. Those kind of make sense, but I find it hard to picture a happy family pulling "Heinz Monopoly" out of the closet for game night. Obviously someone's buying them, though - here are 10 Monopoly versions based on companies.

1. Zappos. Can you just hear it now? "Daaaad! You know I was trying to land on New Balance!" "Well, if you play your cards right, I might trade you New Balance for easyspirit."

2. Federal Express. Not only does FedEx have its own Monopoly game, it's on the second edition!

3. General Mills. Buy and trade the Hamburger Helper Mitt, Frankenberry, Count Chocula and all the other famous General Mills characters. Tokens include a Betty Crocker spoon and a Totino's Pizza box.

4. Heinz. The coveted dark blue spaces are both ketchup - the classic glass bottle takes top billing and the squeeze bottle substitutes for Park Place.

5. Marshall Fields. This "must-have game for the Marshall Fields enthusiast" includes squares such as Hinky Dinks, the Walnut Room, Uncle Mistletoe, Cozy Cloud Cottage and the Great Tree.

6.QVC. The Community Chest Cards ("Quality") say things like, "You receive an invite from Kathy to buy something nice! Collect $100!"
7. Sephora. I love Sephora as much as the next girl - I even once worked there as a side job - but I draw the line(r) at circling a board for Cleanser Crossing and Gloss Gardens.

8. Sun-Maid. Because I can't think of a better match for take-no-prisoners business tactics than dried fruit.

9. Target. Hop around buying different departments using tokens such as Bullseye the dog, a shopping card, a Target credit card or a semi truck. Do you think landing in jail means you were caught shoplifting?

10. BlackBerry. I can't believe we've reached this point with BlackBerries. The tokens are the different phone upgrades over the years (Storm, Pearl, Curve). To be fair, you're not going to find this on the shelves at Walmart - it was released last year to RIM (Research in Motion) employees for the company's 25th anniversary.

'Fess up - what's the weirdest version of Monopoly you own? We own several versions, including the Beatles, Disney Villains and the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Man Buys Two Metric Tons of LEGO Bricks; Sorts Them Via Machine Learning
May 21, 2017
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Jacques Mattheij made a small, but awesome, mistake. He went on eBay one evening and bid on a bunch of bulk LEGO brick auctions, then went to sleep. Upon waking, he discovered that he was the high bidder on many, and was now the proud owner of two tons of LEGO bricks. (This is about 4400 pounds.) He wrote, "[L]esson 1: if you win almost all bids you are bidding too high."

Mattheij had noticed that bulk, unsorted bricks sell for something like €10/kilogram, whereas sets are roughly €40/kg and rare parts go for up to €100/kg. Much of the value of the bricks is in their sorting. If he could reduce the entropy of these bins of unsorted bricks, he could make a tidy profit. While many people do this work by hand, the problem is enormous—just the kind of challenge for a computer. Mattheij writes:

There are 38000+ shapes and there are 100+ possible shades of color (you can roughly tell how old someone is by asking them what lego colors they remember from their youth).

In the following months, Mattheij built a proof-of-concept sorting system using, of course, LEGO. He broke the problem down into a series of sub-problems (including "feeding LEGO reliably from a hopper is surprisingly hard," one of those facts of nature that will stymie even the best system design). After tinkering with the prototype at length, he expanded the system to a surprisingly complex system of conveyer belts (powered by a home treadmill), various pieces of cabinetry, and "copious quantities of crazy glue."

Here's a video showing the current system running at low speed:

The key part of the system was running the bricks past a camera paired with a computer running a neural net-based image classifier. That allows the computer (when sufficiently trained on brick images) to recognize bricks and thus categorize them by color, shape, or other parameters. Remember that as bricks pass by, they can be in any orientation, can be dirty, can even be stuck to other pieces. So having a flexible software system is key to recognizing—in a fraction of a second—what a given brick is, in order to sort it out. When a match is found, a jet of compressed air pops the piece off the conveyer belt and into a waiting bin.

After much experimentation, Mattheij rewrote the software (several times in fact) to accomplish a variety of basic tasks. At its core, the system takes images from a webcam and feeds them to a neural network to do the classification. Of course, the neural net needs to be "trained" by showing it lots of images, and telling it what those images represent. Mattheij's breakthrough was allowing the machine to effectively train itself, with guidance: Running pieces through allows the system to take its own photos, make a guess, and build on that guess. As long as Mattheij corrects the incorrect guesses, he ends up with a decent (and self-reinforcing) corpus of training data. As the machine continues running, it can rack up more training, allowing it to recognize a broad variety of pieces on the fly.

Here's another video, focusing on how the pieces move on conveyer belts (running at slow speed so puny humans can follow). You can also see the air jets in action:

In an email interview, Mattheij told Mental Floss that the system currently sorts LEGO bricks into more than 50 categories. It can also be run in a color-sorting mode to bin the parts across 12 color groups. (Thus at present you'd likely do a two-pass sort on the bricks: once for shape, then a separate pass for color.) He continues to refine the system, with a focus on making its recognition abilities faster. At some point down the line, he plans to make the software portion open source. You're on your own as far as building conveyer belts, bins, and so forth.

Check out Mattheij's writeup in two parts for more information. It starts with an overview of the story, followed up with a deep dive on the software. He's also tweeting about the project (among other things). And if you look around a bit, you'll find bulk LEGO brick auctions online—it's definitely a thing!

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What Happened to Jamie and Aurelia From Love Actually?
May 26, 2017
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Fans of the romantic-comedy Love Actually recently got a bonus reunion in the form of Red Nose Day Actually, a short charity special that gave audiences a peek at where their favorite characters ended up almost 15 years later.

One of the most improbable pairings from the original film was between Jamie (Colin Firth) and Aurelia (Lúcia Moniz), who fell in love despite almost no shared vocabulary. Jamie is English, and Aurelia is Portuguese, and they know just enough of each other’s native tongues for Jamie to propose and Aurelia to accept.

A decade and a half on, they have both improved their knowledge of each other’s languages—if not perfectly, in Jamie’s case. But apparently, their love is much stronger than his grasp on Portuguese grammar, because they’ve got three bilingual kids and another on the way. (And still enjoy having important romantic moments in the car.)

In 2015, Love Actually script editor Emma Freud revealed via Twitter what happened between Karen and Harry (Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman, who passed away last year). Most of the other couples get happy endings in the short—even if Hugh Grant's character hasn't gotten any better at dancing.

[h/t TV Guide]