Okay, the snake is now eating its tail. Back in November, we were treated to No, THIS is How Michael Caine Speaks -- a series of Michael Caine impersonations, along with more in the comments. Now, Caine offers an impersonation of himself. As one YouTube commenter said, "Michael Caine has the worst Michael Caine voice ever."
At some point we will have to establish an international governing body responsible for defining what Michael Caine sounds like. And I think Michael Caine should have nothing (sorry, nuffing) to do with it.