As someone born in Pittsburgh, it takes a lot for me to say anything nice about any Cleveland sports franchise. But even I have to give the Cleveland Browns organization their due for penning this hilarious response to a fan letter. While it’s difficult to say whether this is actually authentic, it’s way more fun to assume it is.
The exchange went down back in 1974, when a season ticket holder wrote the following:
That message prompted this very straight-forward reply:
If that response wasn’t brave enough, James Bailey even went so far as to copy Browns owner Art Modell on the letter. Knowing him, he probably loved it too.