Creatively Speaking: MeetingBoy
Read on to win a new Meeting Boy wall calendar!
We have a nice interview/contest today with someone you need to know about if you don't already. PC World named him one of the 10 Funniest People On Twitter. Like Racer X, no one really knows who MeetingBoy is, but whoever is behind this madness is one hilarious, talented fella. Tweeting out quips and one-liners, he's amassed close to 80,000 followers on Twitter as @MeetingBoy. I first got to know him (well, as much as you can know a masked-man) after he re-tweeted a Twaggie (illustrated tweet) we did off one of his tweets over on my start-up, www.twaggies.com.
Then one day, MeetingBoy asked me if I'd like to give away one of his new MeetingBoy wall calendars in a contest. I said sure, under one condition: he do the following interview. So read the interview and follow the contest rules at the bottom of this post. We'll pick one tweet/comment at random and send you the calendar in time for Christmas! Good luck!
DI: First of all, where do you take your meetings? Tell us about your day job.
MB: I work in a glass & steel high rise in New York with lots of lazy idiots. The managers spout buzzwords to impress each other, and my boss is a clueless, bullying hypocrite more concerned with covering his own ass than getting things done. Does that narrow it down?
I am stuck in 3-5 meetings a day, so if there’s a way to waste someone’s time, I’ve seen it. And I’m sick of it. I must have really bad karma to deserve this. I must have been something truly awful in a former life, like maybe a manager or CEO.
@MeetingBoy: 125 PowerPoint slides? Well, I hope you're not presenting a case for how efficient our department is.
@MeetingBoy: Definition of insanity: holding the same meeting with the same people every week and expecting different results.
@MeetingBoy: Four meetings today. And then later, no doubt, a meeting with my boss about how I'm not getting anything done.
@MeetingBoy: I'm confused by this article about Bernie Madoff. I thought "white collar prison" was just a euphemism for my office.
@MeetingBoy: 7 hour conference call, though my lawyer says I'll be paroled in 6 with good behavior.
DI: How’d all this Meeting Boy stuff get started? Walk us through the early days.
MB: Since my biggest pet peeve in meetings is people who ramble on and on, Twitter was the right place for me to vent. The forced brevity was just right. If only I could force the people who write PowerPoint presentations to stick to 140 characters instead of 140 slides!
I’d been on Twitter before, but mentions of work had become a problem once people knew I was tweeting and started following me in the office. After I got a new boss last year, I created the MeetingBoy account so I would stop hearing about it. Since then I only tweet under my own name after hours.
@MeetingBoy: I'm married to my job. I don't love it. It was a shotgun wedding; I had knocked up my credit cards with all sorts of debt.
Early on as MeetingBoy, I was getting positive responses. People identified with my complaints-- in fact the most common response to MeetingBoy is “do you work at my company?”
Of course I hate buzzwords, and so many of my rants result from sitting through an hour of them. The word I hate the most is “robust”:
@MeetingBoy: At the end of the day I think we can all agree how tired the phrase "at the end of the day" is.
@MeetingBoy: When the revolution comes, I'm shooting everyone who says "robust". Well, except the coffee roasters.
DI: When did your first little break happen?
MB: Last October, PC World named me as one of the 10 Funniest People On Twitter. My following increased dramatically as a result. This was a huge surprise to me. I had no idea I had broken out of the Favstar community of internet jokers. After that my friends who weren’t on Twitter insisted I start cross-posting my material to Facebook and MeetingBoy.com so they could follow along too.
DI: And then your big break?
MB: Earlier this year someone at Twitter added me to their Suggested Users - Funny list. I was pretty excited; after all, as my friend said, “It sure beats being on the Suggested Users - Not Funny list.”
Though some people would say my “big break” was when I got a boss that didn’t get my sense of humor, forcing me to put more of it on the internet. Speaking of my boss:
@MeetingBoy: We have high expectations for him - he got his MBA in business jargon from Wharton.
@MeetingBoy: You're right. It was wrong of me to question how another layer of paperwork would speed up the process. I apologize.
@MeetingBoy: Hey, everybody! My boss is running a special on poorly thought out, unworkable ideas today. The discount code is YESSIR.
@MeetingBoy: "Dumb it down. Remember, you're presenting it to management."
@MeetingBoy: "I didn't read the executive summary you sent. Can you just put the idea in a few quick sentences and send it to me? Thanks."
@MeetingBoy: New line on my job description: "maintain high morale". Told HR I could do it, but not if my boss keeps trying to motivate me.
@MeetingBoy: My boss is very susceptible to food poisoning. Apparently this occurs when he stays out late drinking.
@MeetingBoy: The boss sent an email at 11:30 "reminding" everyone that he's working from home today. He sent it from his Blackberry.
DI: Did you set out to achieve Internet fame or did the idea sort of take over by itself?
MB: I set out to vent about work in an amusing way, in part because I was so annoyed at how people in the office reacted to my being on Twitter. I certainly had no idea how to get people to write about me or who at Twitter to sweet-talk to get them to recommend me.
Being famous and anonymous is a little odd though. None of the benefits of fame have come my way. I’m not getting a better table at Sparks or celebrity gift bags at the Oscars. And no matter how many followers I have, I’m still stuck in the same meetings every day.
I would like to see a MeetingBoy calendar make an appearance on The Office. Seems like something Jim Halpert would have (though since he gave up his office, I’m not sure where he’d put it). Or maybe Michael Scott because he’s a “cool boss” and none of it applies to him..
DI: Talk about the tweets themselves. Mostly they are things you think up in these meetings every day?
MB: They are responses to things that happen in meetings. Or things I wish I could say. In a few cases I’ve actually said these things. Of course the names have been removed to protect the boring, the rude, the jargon-spewing types, the lazy, the bullies, and the people with “bad grammer”.
@MeetingBoy: I know, I know, but if your idea is so good, why hasn't some VP passed it off as their own yet?
@MeetingBoy: Sorry, I have to leave your meeting. I have something I need to do. I need to not be bored to death.
@MeetingBoy: This PowerPoint needs an art director? Wow! I never thought I'd say this to you, lady, but you're overthinking this.
@MeetingBoy: That email you claim I never sent you? Here it is. Along with your REPLY TO IT.
@MeetingBoy: No, I wasn't playing Devil's Advocate. I really think your idea is stupid.
@MeetingBoy: You are mean, incompetent, and ignorant. Life did not hand you lemons; life handed you CONSEQUENCES.
DI: But other times I see you attributing the tweets to other authors/publishers. How does that work?
MB: Sometimes I see a tweet that I wish I wrote. Other times my followers send me one I missed. Either way, if it’s something I think my audience would appreciate, I share it. After all, I don’t want to be like that guy in my office who thinks the only good ideas are the ones he thinks of.
For example, some of my favorite tweets that someone else wrote are:
@swimparallel: I've recovered from my death sickness. Now I'm back in the office. It feels like a lateral move.
@summersumz: Evaluating data, making conclusions. LIVING THE DREAM!
@kerissmithJA: Your cc list doesn’t scare me. I still refuse to respond to your email.
DI: So now you have this cool wall calendar. How’d that come about?
MB: A friend makes up a calendar with photos of his family, which I dutifully hang in my cube. I thought it would be cool to have a MeetingBoy calendar. I’d hoped to make a 365-page-a-day calendar, which I think would really work for my short quips, but I couldn’t find a way to publish it. So I went with a wall calendar, and asked for illustrators among my followers.
Of course once I had printed the calendar, I realized I couldn’t possibly put the calendar on my desk. I can’t have my boss or coworkers know that I’m MeetingBoy, and it’s probably better if they don’t even know he exists. Clearly I hadn’t thought this through.
I think the calendar makes a great Secret Santa gift. I think coworkers across the English-speaking world would love to get one.
DI: Have you learned any profound lessons going through the self-publishing process?
MB: I’ve learned that self-publishing isn’t very profitable. I’ve been very happy with all the illustrations I got, though paying for them before I sell the calendar has made money tight.
I was going to try to sell them directly myself over the internet, but I couldn’t be sure that my secret identity would be safe. Luckily one of the illustrators owns a comic shop and they agreed to carry it for internet sales.
And I’d still like to make a 365-page-a-day calendar if anyone knows how to go about that.
DI: What’s next for you and what’s your ultimate goal?
MB: Next up I’m starting to do regular illustrated tweets on MeetingBoy.com. Of course I can’t draw, so I’m using some of the same illustrators from the calendar, and any new ones I pick up along the way.
My ultimate goal is to be the boss on The Office after Steve Carrell leaves at the end of this season. Though I would also accept President Obama declaring my birthday, June 23rd, to be a national holiday, maybe National Out-of-the-Office Day. Write your congressman to make it happen.
DI: Will you always hide your true identity Meeting Boy? Or will we one day find out you’re actually Racer X’s older brother?
MB: I can’t reveal my identity without losing my job and potentially risking never working again. After all, who would hire MeetingBoy? A surly, sarcastic person who will mock your every shortcoming on the internet to tens of thousands of people. Even I might balk at hiring that guy. He kind of sounds like a loose cannon.
Okay, contest time! Of all the tweets mentioned in this post, by MeetingBoy or someone else, which would you like to see illustrated on Twaggies.com? RT it with the hashtag #twaggies and we'll pick one of you at random to get the calender. If you're not on Twitter, leave your vote in the comments below. The tweet with the most RTs will also get twagged on twaggies, too!
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