The Late Movies: Leslie Hall, Rap Queen of Iowa

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Leslie Hall is what Wikipedia describes as "an American satirical rap artist and front-woman for the band Leslie and the Ly's and the operator of what is best described as a 'gem sweater museum.'" I asked around and was told by THREE friends, "Oh yeah, Leslie's kind of famous." She's been on Yo Gabba Gabba!! Looking at her videos, I'm stunned that we haven't given her the Late Movies treatment yet. So strap yourselves in, stuff's about to get awesome.

"Tight Pants / Body Rolls"

This video is remarkable for at least three reasons: the surprisingly elaborate green-screen work, the impressive costumes, and an actually catchy song. Leslie describes the song as follows (I've reproduced the typos and punctuation verbatim -- it's all part of the awesomeness):

Watch out.. this song is about forest people who dance in tight clothes. be sure to stick around for about 2:18 those are slow motion body rolls. study those abs.. i'm isolating and really getting good for live show entertainment i plan to bring it. I'd like to comment on my skin tone. That is Iowa see-through skin. while indoors watching tv and crafting you tend to form a shade of pink - white- then pale - then followed by a clearness with blue veins running every which way. The costome seen in this video is my mom's KILL BILL insperationed. Because its been playing on tv latley. she had to get a colonoscapy and so she watched them and relized maybe I had the power to kill bill. ( in dance form of course).

Apparently you can buy the song from iTunes or on CD.

"Gravel In My Shoe - BACK 2 BACK PALZ"

Not a rap, but kind of wonderful. The lines delivered by the "Ly's" are truly impressive. Example: "I'm lookin' online and I'll see what I find. And I hope he's better than you because you make me miserable."

"How We Go Out Version 2"

Sort of like an alternate-universe version of Salt 'N Pepa, in which they're from Ames, Iowa. Sample lyrics: "On the way to the club we pass a Dairy Queen / You stop cause it you know it means so much to me / We take the back seats out of your mini van / Now we roll like a hummer or a full size sedan."

"Zombie Killer Revisited" (ft. Elvira)

With guest vocals from Elvira, and cameos in the video from Mark Borchardt and Mike Schank, from the documentary American Movie.

"Craft Talk"

For the craft people in the house.

"Razzle Dazzle Dancey Dance" (Yo Gabba Gabba)

Leslie teaches us a dancey dance involving "glitter hands." Which in my day were called "jazz hands." But in my day, we didn't have half as much razzle nor dazzle.

Lots More Videos

Check out her YouTube channel. Warning: you might be at it all day.

Her Website

You owe it to yourself to check out the official website for the band as well as Leslie Hall's other official website, which feature such gems as Weddings in Iowa By Leslie, a series of wedding packages. Don't think, just click. Trust me.

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September 29, 2010 - 6:00pm
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