The Late Movies: Surreal Fun with Mary-Kate and Ashley

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are all grown up now, and they seem to have shed most of their little-kid image (by engaging in lots of tabloid fodder and taking pseudo-shocking roles in various indie films), but there remains an absolutely staggering amount of childhood-era MK&A material out there, when their many videos were crazy popular among the under-12 girl set. So what to do with it all? If you're like these video-makers, the answer it obvious: make freaky, trippy Youtube videos with them. So everyone lick a hallucinogenic toad and let's get started!

Boingboing recently alerted me to this amazing find, a slowed-down version of the Olsen Twins' "Pizza Song." We've all learned that slowed-down Justin Beiber becomes Sigur Ros. This video demonstrates that slowed-down Olsen Twins is just plain nightmarish.

It's an excerpt from this ten-minute mind-bender, itself an excerpt from You're Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley's Sleepover Party!

Many of you may be familiar with Mr. Plinkett and his amazing series of hour-long, profanity-filled reviews of Star Wars movies. But do you know how Mr. Plinkett got his name? It happens in this suuuuper freaky video he made before he started reviewing movies, in which an insane man comes to believe he's trapped inside Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Warning: some profanity!

Everything is Terrible made a video starring the Olsen Twins not long ago -- all about STRESS!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 2: STRESS! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

And let's be honest -- you don't have to mash up or slow down Olsen Twins videos to make them surreal. They just are.

They're trying to scare me, and it's working.

College Board Wants to Erase Thousands of Years From AP World History, and Teachers Aren't Happy

One would be forgiven for thinking that the Ides of March are upon us, because Julius Caesar is being taken out once again—this time from the Advanced Placement World History exam. The College Board in charge of the AP program is planning to remove the Roman leader, and every other historical figure who lived and died prior to 1450, from high school students’ tests, The New York Times reports.

The nonprofit board recently announced that it would revise the test, beginning in 2019, to make it more manageable for teachers and students alike. The current exam covers over 10,000 years of world history, and according to the board, “no other AP course requires such an expanse of content to be covered over a single school year.”

As an alternative, the board suggested that schools offer two separate year-long courses to cover the entirety of world history, including a Pre-AP World History and Geography class focusing on the Ancient Period (before 600 BCE) up through the Postclassical Period (ending around 1450). However, as Politico points out, a pre-course for which the College Board would charge a fee "isn’t likely to be picked up by cash-strapped public schools," and high school students wouldn't be as inclined to take the pre-AP course since there would be no exam or college credit for it.

Many teachers and historians are pushing back against the proposed changes and asking the board to leave the course untouched. Much of the controversy surrounds the 1450 start date and the fact that no pre-colonial history would be tested.

“They couldn’t have picked a more Eurocentric date,” Merry E. Wiesner-Hanks, who previously helped develop AP History exams and courses, told The New York Times. “If you start in 1450, the first thing you’ll talk about in terms of Africa is the slave trade. The first thing you’ll talk about in terms of the Americas is people dying from smallpox and other things. It’s not a start date that encourages looking at the agency and creativity of people outside Europe.”

A group of teachers who attended an AP open forum in Salt Lake City also protested the changes. One Michigan educator, Tyler George, told Politico, “Students need to understand that there was a beautiful, vast, and engaging world before Europeans ‘discovered’ it.”

The board is now reportedly reconsidering its decision and may push the start date of the course back some several hundred years. Their decision will be announced in July.

[h/t The New York Times]

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