Be Awesome (For A Small Fee)
Cancel the psychologist and take back all of those self-help books, because the new website AwesomenessReminders has your self-esteem boost covered. For just $10 per month you'll receive a daily phone call from a real fellow human who just can't wait to tell you how awesome you are. And, if they happen to miss you, you can expect a really complimentary voicemail to be waiting for you describing the depth of your awesomeness.
The website even features a few sample phone calls, which themselves are pretty awesome.
[Via The Awesomer]