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SNEAK PEEK #2: Ridiculous Feats of Literature

Our ninth annual 10 Issue hits newsstands next Tuesday, and to celebrate we'll be previewing it here all week. One piece that truly makes me smile is the "10 Ridiculous Feats of Literature" list by Mark Juddery. Instead of judging works based on their artistic merit, we had Mark rank them by degree of difficulty. Here's just one of the entries he covered:

The Story That Will Never Be an E-Book: Gadsby by Ernest Vincent Wright

Screen shot 2010-02-24 at 3.03.18 AMSome might call Gadsby a "love" story. But Ernest Vincent Wright would avoid those words. Instead, he described his novel as a story of "strong liking" and "throbbing palpitation." That's because in 1939, the 67-year-old Bostonian writer gave himself one restriction while working on Gadsby: he promised to write without using the letter E.

Wright was motivated by the idea because he wanted to prove that a great writer could work around the restriction and still tell a gripping story. To prevent any stray E's from entering the text as he typed, he tied down his typewriter's E-key, and then put his expansive vocabulary to use. The result is an astounding feat of verbal gymnastics. In a vivid description of a wedding on page 93, Wright avoids using the words bride, priest, ceremony, and even the word wedding, which he calls "a grand church affair." To explain away the verbosity of the language, Wright created a narrator with a poor command of English and someone whose circumlocution even irritates the story's other characters.

When the book was announced, one skeptic attacked Wright in a letter, claiming the feat was impossible. "All right," replied Wright. "The impossible has been accomplished." Sadly, Wright didn't live long enough to revel in his glory. He died as the book was being published, and before it drew critical acclaim.

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Mister Rogers Is Now a Funko Pop! and It’s Such a Good Feeling, a Very Good Feeling
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It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood for fans of Mister Rogers, as Funko has announced that, just in time for the 50th anniversary of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood, the kindest soul to ever grace a television screen will be honored with a series of Funko toys, some of them limited-edition versions.

The news broke at the New York Toy Fair, where the pop culture-loving toy company revealed a new Pop Funko! in Fred Rogers’s likeness—he’ll be holding onto the Neighborhood Trolley—plus a Mister Rogers Pop! keychain and a SuperCute Plush.

In addition to the standard Pop! figurine, there will also be a Funko Shop exclusive version, in which everyone’s favorite neighbor will be wearing a special blue sweater. Barnes & Noble will also carry its own special edition, which will see Fred wearing a red cardigan and holding a King Friday puppet instead of the Neighborhood Trolley.

 

Barnes & Noble's special edition Mister Rogers Funko Pop!
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Mister Rogers’s seemingly endless supply of colored cardigans was an integral part of the show, and a sweet tribute to his mom (who knitted all of them). But don’t go running out to snatch up the whole collection just yet; Funko won’t release these sure-to-sell-out items until June 1, but you can pre-order your Pop! on Amazon right now.

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