The Quick 10: Adult Versions of 10 Children's Songs

Parents everywhere probably know these songs all too well "“ the ones your kid sings over and over at all hours of the day and night. It's always the one you hate most that they insist on getting hooked on, isn't it? But there's some hope: some adult singers have covered some of the classics over the years, hopefully providing you with versions that are a little more to your taste than The Wiggles. Here are 10 of them.

1. Harry Belafonte and Odetta, There's a Hole in the Bucket. This folk song has been around for ages, but Belafonte and Odetta didn't record their version until 1961. It charted at #32 in the U.K., making a very old song quite popular again. You can hear why for yourself:

2. Old MacDonald, Frank Sinatra. This isn't your three-year-old's "Old MacDonald," that's for sure.

3. The Wheels on the Bus, Roger Daltrey. From Magic Bus to Wheels on the Bus? Yep. The Who frontman was the voice of Argon the Dragon Bus Driver in a DVD for kids called The Wheels on the Bus: Mango and Papaya's Animal Adventure. Don't expect any Tommy-like antics from the rocker, though "“ he pretty much sticks to the basics.

4. Frere Jacques, The Beatles in Paperback Writer. If you've ever noticed something a little familiar in the background of Paperback Writer, this is probably what your ears are picking up on. It's just some backing vocals by John and George "“ see if you can catch it the next time you hear it on the radio (or fire it up on the iPod, if you're a Beatles freak like me).

5. My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean, Tony Sheridan and the Beat Brothers. Speaking of the Beatles, they did a pretty rockin' version of this old Scottish folk tune back when they were still a rather anonymous backing band. It's been suggested that the original version of this song actually refers to Charles Edward Stuart, AKA Bonnie Prince Charlie, but I have a feeling the Tony and Beatles weren't thinking of it that way.

6. Skidamarink, Jimmy Durante. This song was originally in a Broadway musical from 1910. Although the musical flopped, the song stuck around and became a favorite of kids everywhere. I bet most people from my generation remember it from The Elephant Show. And because I now have this stuck in my head, I think you should too:

7. Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport, Elvis Costello. This quirky hit from the 1960s was actually an adult song first, grabbing top ten spots on international music charts when it debuted. But its weird, funny lyrics were perfectly suited to kids, and it quickly became a favorite of children everywhere (and still is "“ The Wiggles did a version of it a few years ago). Elvis Costello rather unexpectedly covered it for a 2003 episode of Frasier.

8. Skip to My Lou, Nat King Cole. Although the song dates back to at least the 1800s, Nat King Cole put his smooth spin on it for his 1962 album Ramblin' Rose. You can sample it here.

9. Teddy Bears' Picnic, Jerry Garcia. Since the Grateful Dead sometimes used a little dancing bear as their mascot, it only makes sense that Jerry would have covered this children's hit. You can preview it here. By the way, Garcia isn't the only one who put his stamp on this song "“ so did Bing Crosby, Rosemary Clooney and Anne Murray, among others.

10. There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, Cyndi Lauper. The song was made into a Caldecott-winning children's book, and in turn, the book was made into a video. Cyndi Lauper provided the voice, although it sounds more like lively spoken word than actual singing to me. You can decide for yourself though:

I imagine I'll be revisiting some of these childhood favorites in the next couple of years, and I'd like to have some non-treacle-y versions to fall back on. Can you suggest any others?

10 Sweet Facts About Candy Canes

The sweet and striped shepherd’s hooks can be found just about everywhere during the holiday season. It's time you learned a thing or two (or 10) about them.


While the origins of the candy cane are a bit murky, legend has it that they first appeared in hooked form around 1670. Candy sticks themselves were pretty common, but they really took shape when the choirmaster at the Cologne Cathedral in Germany got the bright idea of twisting them to look like shepherd’s hooks. He then handed them out to kids during church services to keep them quiet.


It’s no surprise, then, that it was a German immigrant who introduced the custom to America. The first reference we can find to the tradition stateside is 1847, when August Imgard of Wooster, Ohio, decked his home out with the sugary fare.


Candy canes without the red don’t seem nearly as cheery, do they? But that’s how they were once made: all white. We’re not really sure who or exactly when the scarlet stripe was added, but we do know that images on cards before the 1900s show snow white canes.


Most candy canes are around five inches long, containing only about 50 calories and no fat or cholesterol.


The world’s largest candy cane was built by Geneva, Illinois chef Alain Roby in 2012.  It was 51 feet long, required about 900 pounds of sugar, and was eventually smashed up with a hammer so people could take home a piece.


Fifty-four percent of kids suck on candy canes, compared to the 24 percent who just go right for the big crunch. As you may have been able to guess, of those surveyed, boys were nearly twice as likely to be crunchers.


According to the National Confectioners Association, about 1.2 billion candy canes are made annually, and 90 percent of those are sold between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Which honestly begs the question: Who’s buying the 10 percent in the off season?


Bobs (that’s right; no apostrophe) Candies was the first company to really hang its hat on the sweet, striped hook. Lt. Bob McCormack began making candy canes for his kids in the 1920s, and they were such a hit he decided to start mass-producing them. With the help of his brother-in-law, a Catholic priest named Gregory Harding Keller (and his invention, the Keller Machine), McCormack was eventually able to churn out millions of candy canes a day.


December 26 is National Candy Cane Day. Go figure.


Here’s how they make candy canes at Disneyland—it’s a painstaking (and beautiful) technique.

10 Actors Who Hated Their Own Films

1. Sylvester Stallone, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. Sly doesn’t pull any punches when it comes to his film career. Despite co-starring with the delightful Estelle Getty as the titular violence-prone mother, Stallone knows just how bad the film was:

"I made some truly awful movies. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot was the worst. If you ever want someone to confess to murder, just make him or her sit through that film. They will confess to anything after 15 minutes."

2. Alec Guinness, Star Wars.

By the time he played Obi-Wan Kenobi in 1977’s Star Wars: A New Hope, Guinness had already appeared in cinematic classics like The Bridge on the River Kwai, Great Expectations and Lawrence of Arabia. During production, Guinness is reported to have said the following:

"Apart from the money, I regret having embarked on the film. I like them well enough, but it's not an acting job, the dialogue - which is lamentable - keeps being changed and only slightly improved, and I find myself old and out of touch with the young."

The insane amount of fame he won for the role as the wise old Jedi master took him somewhat by surprise and, ultimately, annoyed him. In his autobiography A Positively Final Appearance: A Journal, Guinness recalls a time he encountered an autograph-seeking fan who boasted to him about having watched Star Wars more than 100 times. In response, Guinness agreed to provide the boy an autograph under the condition that he promise never to watch the film again.

3. Bob Hoskins, Super Mario Brothers. He was in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?. As far as I’m concerned, Bob Hoskins is forgiven for Super Mario Bros. Hoskins, though, doesn’t seem to be able to forgive himself. Last year the Guardian spoke with the veteran actor about his career and he summed up his feelings rather succinctly:

What is the worst job you've done?
Super Mario Brothers.

What has been your biggest disappointment?
Super Mario Brothers.

If you could edit your past, what would you change?
I wouldn't do Super Mario Brothers.

4. George Clooney, Batman & Robin. Sure, Batman & Robin made money. But by every other imaginable measure, the film was a complete failure, and a nightmare to the vast majority of the Caped Crusader’s most fervent fanatics. Star George Clooney recognized what a stinker he helped create and once plainly stated, “I think we might have killed the franchise.”

5. David Cross, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. When actors have a movie out, it's customary that they publicize the film by saying nice things about it. Earlier this year David Cross took a different approach. When it came to describing his new film Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, the veteran comedian — better known for Mr. Show and Arrested Development — went on Conan and called the film a “big commercial for Carnival Cruise Lines” and told people not to go see it.

6. Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up. Judd Apatow’s unplanned pregnancy comedy was a huge hit and helped cement her status as a bankable film actress. After the film’s release, however, Heigl didn’t have all good things to say. In fact, what she specifically said about it was that the film was:

"…A little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys.”

7. Charlize Theron, Reindeer Games. The 2000 action film Reindeer Games starred Ben Affleck, Gary Sinese and Charlize Theron and was directed by John Frankenheimer. But it all somehow failed to come together. In the end the film lost a lot of money and compiled a wealth of negative reviews – including one from its star actress who simply said, “Reindeer Games was not a good movie.”

8. Mark Wahlberg, The Happening. Mark Wahlberg doesn’t exactly seem like a guy who lives his life afraid of trees. But that is the odd position M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 film The Happening put him in. Wahlberg, as it turns out, doesn’t look back too fondly on the film. He went on record during a press conference for The Fighter when he described a conversation with a fellow actor:

"We had actually had the luxury of having lunch before to talk about another movie and it was a bad movie that I did. She dodged the bullet. And then I was still able to … I don’t want to tell you what movie … alright “The Happening.” F*** it. It is what it is. F***ing trees, man. The plants. F*** it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook."

9. John Cusack, Better Off Dead. John Cusack reportedly hated his cult 80s comedy so much that he walked out of the screening and later told the film’s director Steve Holland that Better Off Dead was "the worst thing I have ever seen" and he would "never trust you as a director again."

10 Christopher Plummer, The Sound of Music. The Sound of Music is considered a classic and has delighted many generations of fans. But the film's own lead actor, Christopher Plummer, didn't always sing its praises. Mr. Von Trapp himself declined to participate in a 2005 film reunion and, according to one acquaintance, has referred to the film as The Sound of Mucus.



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