The Weird Week in Review

Fake Fingerprints by Plastic Surgery

27-year-old Lin Rong re-entered Japan even though she had earlier been deported back to China for overstaying her visa. She wasn't caught until she was arrested on other charges, because her fingerprints were different. Lin had undergone surgery to have her left fingerprints moved to her right hand, and vice versa! Japanese police noticed unusual scars on her fingers when they arrested her for faking a marriage in order to stay in the country. She reportedly paid around $15,000 for the surgery in China.

Weird Norwegian Skies

Wednesday morning, a strange spiral lit up the sky over Norway, from Trøndelag to Finnmark, and many people took pictures. It started as a blue light that looked like a beam reaching up from the earth. It then started spiraling like a disc in the sky. A greenish-blue beam then emanated from the spiral. The strange phenomenon lasted about twelve minutes, then disappeared. It was almost a day later when Russian authorities confirmed that their navy had launched a Bulava ballistic missile, but would not comment on the ship's location or any connection with the lights over Norway.

Man Makes a Living on Discarded Betting Tickets

Jesus Leonardo hasn't placed a single bet in ten years, but he supports his family with his winnings from the off-track betting parlors of New York City. Leonardo picks up tickets discarded by people who thought they had lost bets, and double checks them for winners.

"It is literally found money," he said on a recent night from his private winner's circle. He spends more than 10 hours a day there, feeding thousands of discarded betting slips through a ticket scanner in a never-ending search for someone else's lost treasure.

Leonardo made $45,000 by checking tickets last year, which he gathers with the help of two friends. And yes, he pays income taxes on his winnings.

Fox Takes Escalator to Subway

London Underground passengers were surprised as a fox boarded an escalator at the Walthamstow Central station last Saturday night. He bounded down the down escalator and was shooed back up by maintenance workers at the bottom. The fox dashed back up and sat at the top of the escalator, cool as a cucumber, while bystanders took his picture. Then he walked off on his own accord, apparently disappointed in missing his opportunity for a train ride.

Police Investigate What Defines Jazz

Spanish police raided the Sigüenza Jazz festival because of a report that the music being played wasn't jazzy enough!

Police decided to investigate after an angry jazz buff complained that the Larry Ochs Sax and Drumming Core group was on the wrong side of a line dividing jazz from contemporary music.

The jazz purist claimed his doctor had warned it was "psychologically inadvisable" for him to listen to anything that could be mistaken for mere contemporary music.

The complainant called the cops after concert organizers refused to refund his ticket price. After listening to the music, police decided he might actually have a case.

Judge Orders Makeup for Tattooed Defendant

Neo-Nazi gang member John Ditullio went on trial for murder Monday in Florida. The 23-year-old was prepared by a court-ordered makeup artist before appearing before the jury. Ditullio's lawyer had argued that certain tattoos Ditullio got after he was arrested could prejudice the jury. Those tattoos included barbed wire, a swastika, and an obscene word. The judge agreed and ordered that those tattoos be covered by makeup. However, the judge's orders stated that tattoos Ditullio had before he was arrested for the 2006 murder not be covered up.

Boy's Tongue Sticks to Metal Pole

In a scene reminiscent of the movie A Christmas Story, a boy in Boise, Idaho was rescued after he touched his tongue to a metal pole in freezing weather. Firefighters used a glass of water to free the boy, who was unidentified but is estimated to be about ten years old. The boy's tongue bled a little, but he continued walking to school after the incident Tuesday morning.

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Two Human Toes Were Stolen From an Anatomy Exhibit
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Pierluigi Luceri, Flickr // CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

A 28-year-old New Zealand man walked into an anatomy exhibition with 10 toes and walked out with 12. We don't know why or how he did it, but the man stole two human toes from a Body Worlds display in Auckland last month, The New Zealand Herald reports.

The unnamed man appeared in court Monday and pleaded guilty to improperly interfering with the corpse "of an unknown person" and purloining two toes, which alone are valued at about $3800. The motivation for the human remains heist wasn't stated. (Fulfilling a dare seems a likely explanation, or maybe he's just a fan of The Big Lebowski.)

Whatever the reason may be, the story has a happy ending, at least: The digits have since been returned to their rightful place in the "Vital" exhibit, which explores the human body in motion. "Vital," which will remain open in Auckland until July 13, is one of several traveling exhibitions curated by Body Worlds. Two other Body Worlds exhibits are currently on view in the U.S., including "RX" (showcasing the effects of disease) in Toledo, Ohio, and "Animal Inside Out" (an "anatomical safari") in Richmond, Virginia.

The bodies, all of which are donated for exhibition purposes, are preserved via plastination, a process that "replaces bodily fluids and soluble fat in specimens with fluid plastics that harden after vacuum-forced impregnation," according to the Body Worlds website. More than 16,000 people around the world have signed up to donate their bodies after their deaths.

[h/t The New Zealand Herald]

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David Lynch's Amazon T-Shirt Shop is as Surreal as His Movies
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Dominique Faget, AFP/Getty Images

David Lynch, the celebrated director behind baffling-but-brilliant films like Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, and Twin Peaks, is now selling his equally surreal T-shirts on Amazon.

As IndieWire reports, each shirt bears an image of one of Lynch’s paintings or photographs with an accompanying title. Some of his designs are more straightforward (the shirts labeled “House” and “Whale” feature, respectively, drawings of a house and a whale), while others are obscure (the shirt called “Chicken Head Tears” features a disturbing sculpture of a semi-human face).

This isn’t the first time Lynch has ventured into pursuits outside of filmmaking. Previously, he has sold coffee, designed furniture, produced music, hosted daily weather reports, and published a book about his experience with transcendental meditation. Art, in fact, falls a little closer to Lynch’s roots; the filmmaker trained for years at the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts before making his mark in Hollywood.

Lynch’s Amazon store currently sells 57 T-shirts, ranging in size from small to triple XL, all for $26 each. As for our own feelings on the collection, we think they’re best reflected by this T-shirt named “Honestly, I’m Sort of Confused.”

Check out some of our favorites below:

T-shirt that says "Honestly, I'm Sort of Confused"
"Honestly, I'm Sort of Confused"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with a drawing of a sleeping bird on it
"Sleeping Bird"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt that says Peace on Earth over and over again. The caption is pretty on the nose.
"Peace on Earth"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an image of a screaming face made out of turkey with ants in its mouth
"Turkey Cheese Head"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an odd sculpted clay face asking if you know who it is. You get the idea.
"I Was Wondering If You Know Who I Am?"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an image of a sculpted head that is not a chicken. It is blue, though.
"Chicken Head Blue"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with a drawing of a lobster on it. Below the drawing, the lobster is labeled with the word lobster. Shocking, I know.
"Lobster"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an abstract drawing of what is by David Lynch's account, at least, a cowboy
"Cowboy"

Buy it on Amazon

[h/t IndieWire]

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