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The Quick 10: 10 Thanksgiving Foods You Might Not Be Having

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I can't wait for Thanksgiving. It's one day where you don't have to worry about the calorie content of what you're eating (maybe you should, but most of us probably don't) "“ the gorge-fest is encouraged and expected. But what I might be looking forward to stuffing my face with isn't the same thing you might be looking forward to chowing on "“ here are a few regional favorites that may or may not show up on your dinner table, depending on where you are.

quail1. Quail. Texas Monthly suggests that quail is more appropriate as the centerpiece of the meal because it's native to Texas. Texans, tell us "“ is Texas Monthly correct? No tryptophan for you?
2. Sauerkraut. Some Mid-Atlantic regions, especially Baltimore, find that this is a staple on the day of thanks. Pre-WWII, Baltimore had a huge German community. Although this may not necessarily be the case now, the tradition lives on, and may I say: yum. I can eat sauerkraut right out of the can. Any Baltimoreans have an extra spot at the table this year? Um, and a plane ticket?

3. Sweet potato casserole (and pie). I don't need to tell you Southerners that a Thanksgiving without this is practically a crime. I told Neely that my mom made sweet potato casserole for the first time just last year, and I'm glad I relayed that information over e-mail. Had we been face-to-face, I think she might have slapped me.

4. Lefse. I'm told that Midwesterners often have lefse at their Thanksgiving dinner, but I can't vouch for that myself. I suspect it applies to more Norwegian/Scandanavian areas such as Minnesota. There are a couple kinds of lefse "“ a thicker, sweet version that is served with coffee, and a thin, tortilla-like flatbread that is used to roll up sausages or fish.

5. Lasagna. If you're in an Italian-American household, spotting the delicious layered noodle dish on the table shouldn't be much of a surprise.

beau6. Beaujolais Nouveau. The first bottles of this wine come out the third week of November every year, leading some people to declare it the Thanksgiving wine. The tradition actually started in Paris "“ the wine was made at the end of the harvest season to celebrate another successful year, and people would race to the City of Lights to be the first to get the latest batch. By the 1980s the tradition had caught on across Europe, and these days it has even spread to North America and Asia.

7. Sweet Kugel. In some Jewish households, you might find a sweet noodle dish sitting alongside the pumpkin and apple pies. The sweet kugel is made from noodles, eggs, milk, cinnamon, raisins, sweet cheese and sugar (or variations of it). There's also savory kugel, which is kind of a noodle casserole with onions and other veggies, but that is apparently less commonly found at Thanksgiving.

8. Mole and roasted corn. Mexican Americans sometimes honor their heritage by serving the traditional turkey with a side of mole (the sauce, not the animal) and corn. Yum!

9. Stuffing. OK, stuffing is probably pretty much served at Thanksgiving meals across the board. But it's what you put in the stuffing that might set you apart from other areas. In New England and other coastal regions, oyster stuffing is the thing. Other areas will throw in apples, raisins, chestnuts, giblets or sausage. I know I'm probably going to get flamed for these, but give me plain old Stove Top. I love it.

10. Turducken. You already know this, I'm sure, but Turducken is a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey. Mmm. I was going to write that those who are celebrating the holiday with John Madden will be feasting on Turducken this year, but that's not the case. When someone brought a homemade sign to Sunday Night Football last year that said, "JOHN MADDEN, BRING BACK TURDUCKEN," Madden said that he's done with the triple-threat and now serves regular old turkey at his Thanksgiving dinners.

So, can you vouch for any of these? And if not these, what item is a staple at your house that might be a little outside of the tried-and-true turkey, potatoes, cranberry sauce and pie?

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10 Sweet Facts About Candy Canes
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The sweet and striped shepherd’s hooks can be found just about everywhere during the holiday season. It's time you learned a thing or two (or 10) about them.

1. THEY’VE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 17TH CENTURY.

While the origins of the candy cane are a bit murky, legend has it that they first appeared in hooked form around 1670. Candy sticks themselves were pretty common, but they really took shape when the choirmaster at the Cologne Cathedral in Germany got the bright idea of twisting them to look like shepherd’s hooks. He then handed them out to kids during church services to keep them quiet.

2. A GERMAN IMMIGRANT BROUGHT THE TRADITION TO THE STATES.

It’s no surprise, then, that it was a German immigrant who introduced the custom to America. The first reference we can find to the tradition stateside is 1847, when August Imgard of Wooster, Ohio, decked his home out with the sugary fare.

3. THEY HAVEN’T ALWAYS BEEN STRIPED.

Candy canes without the red don’t seem nearly as cheery, do they? But that’s how they were once made: all white. We’re not really sure who or exactly when the scarlet stripe was added, but we do know that images on cards before the 1900s show snow white canes.

4. THEY’RE A (RELATIVELY) VIRTUOUS HOLIDAY TREAT.

Most candy canes are around five inches long, containing only about 50 calories and no fat or cholesterol.

5. THEY DON’T ALWAYS FIT ON A CHRISTMAS TREE.

The world’s largest candy cane was built by Geneva, Illinois chef Alain Roby in 2012.  It was 51 feet long, required about 900 pounds of sugar, and was eventually smashed up with a hammer so people could take home a piece.

6. EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN WAY OF EATING THEM.

Fifty-four percent of kids suck on candy canes, compared to the 24 percent who just go right for the big crunch. As you may have been able to guess, of those surveyed, boys were nearly twice as likely to be crunchers.

7. MORE THAN A BILLION ARE MADE EACH YEAR.

According to the National Confectioners Association, about 1.2 billion candy canes are made annually, and 90 percent of those are sold between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Which honestly begs the question: Who’s buying the 10 percent in the off season?

8. A PRIEST PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN THE CANDY’S MOVE TO MASS PRODUCTION.

Bobs (that’s right; no apostrophe) Candies was the first company to really hang its hat on the sweet, striped hook. Lt. Bob McCormack began making candy canes for his kids in the 1920s, and they were such a hit he decided to start mass-producing them. With the help of his brother-in-law, a Catholic priest named Gregory Harding Keller (and his invention, the Keller Machine), McCormack was eventually able to churn out millions of candy canes a day.

9. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN (ODDLY-TIMED) HOLIDAY.

December 26 is National Candy Cane Day. Go figure.

10. THE PROCESS FOR MAKING THEM BY HAND IS MESMERIZING.

Here’s how they make candy canes at Disneyland—it’s a painstaking (and beautiful) technique.

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10 Actors Who Hated Their Own Films
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1. Sylvester Stallone, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. Sly doesn’t pull any punches when it comes to his film career. Despite co-starring with the delightful Estelle Getty as the titular violence-prone mother, Stallone knows just how bad the film was:

"I made some truly awful movies. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot was the worst. If you ever want someone to confess to murder, just make him or her sit through that film. They will confess to anything after 15 minutes."

2. Alec Guinness, Star Wars.

By the time he played Obi-Wan Kenobi in 1977’s Star Wars: A New Hope, Guinness had already appeared in cinematic classics like The Bridge on the River Kwai, Great Expectations and Lawrence of Arabia. During production, Guinness is reported to have said the following:

"Apart from the money, I regret having embarked on the film. I like them well enough, but it's not an acting job, the dialogue - which is lamentable - keeps being changed and only slightly improved, and I find myself old and out of touch with the young."

The insane amount of fame he won for the role as the wise old Jedi master took him somewhat by surprise and, ultimately, annoyed him. In his autobiography A Positively Final Appearance: A Journal, Guinness recalls a time he encountered an autograph-seeking fan who boasted to him about having watched Star Wars more than 100 times. In response, Guinness agreed to provide the boy an autograph under the condition that he promise never to watch the film again.

3. Bob Hoskins, Super Mario Brothers. He was in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?. As far as I’m concerned, Bob Hoskins is forgiven for Super Mario Bros. Hoskins, though, doesn’t seem to be able to forgive himself. Last year the Guardian spoke with the veteran actor about his career and he summed up his feelings rather succinctly:

What is the worst job you've done?
Super Mario Brothers.

What has been your biggest disappointment?
Super Mario Brothers.

If you could edit your past, what would you change?
I wouldn't do Super Mario Brothers.

4. George Clooney, Batman & Robin. Sure, Batman & Robin made money. But by every other imaginable measure, the film was a complete failure, and a nightmare to the vast majority of the Caped Crusader’s most fervent fanatics. Star George Clooney recognized what a stinker he helped create and once plainly stated, “I think we might have killed the franchise.”

5. David Cross, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. When actors have a movie out, it's customary that they publicize the film by saying nice things about it. Earlier this year David Cross took a different approach. When it came to describing his new film Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, the veteran comedian — better known for Mr. Show and Arrested Development — went on Conan and called the film a “big commercial for Carnival Cruise Lines” and told people not to go see it.

6. Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up. Judd Apatow’s unplanned pregnancy comedy was a huge hit and helped cement her status as a bankable film actress. After the film’s release, however, Heigl didn’t have all good things to say. In fact, what she specifically said about it was that the film was:

"…A little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys.”

7. Charlize Theron, Reindeer Games. The 2000 action film Reindeer Games starred Ben Affleck, Gary Sinese and Charlize Theron and was directed by John Frankenheimer. But it all somehow failed to come together. In the end the film lost a lot of money and compiled a wealth of negative reviews – including one from its star actress who simply said, “Reindeer Games was not a good movie.”

8. Mark Wahlberg, The Happening. Mark Wahlberg doesn’t exactly seem like a guy who lives his life afraid of trees. But that is the odd position M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 film The Happening put him in. Wahlberg, as it turns out, doesn’t look back too fondly on the film. He went on record during a press conference for The Fighter when he described a conversation with a fellow actor:

"We had actually had the luxury of having lunch before to talk about another movie and it was a bad movie that I did. She dodged the bullet. And then I was still able to … I don’t want to tell you what movie … alright “The Happening.” F*** it. It is what it is. F***ing trees, man. The plants. F*** it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook."

9. John Cusack, Better Off Dead. John Cusack reportedly hated his cult 80s comedy so much that he walked out of the screening and later told the film’s director Steve Holland that Better Off Dead was "the worst thing I have ever seen" and he would "never trust you as a director again."

10 Christopher Plummer, The Sound of Music. The Sound of Music is considered a classic and has delighted many generations of fans. But the film's own lead actor, Christopher Plummer, didn't always sing its praises. Mr. Von Trapp himself declined to participate in a 2005 film reunion and, according to one acquaintance, has referred to the film as The Sound of Mucus.

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