Ahh, the art of self-defense. Important to study, fun to laugh at. While we don't want to get defensive about our choices, this Top 10, is, of course, subjective. We hope at least one makes you giggle. A note of caution: there is some violence in some of these, albeit mostly fake, so we'll apply a PG-13 rating.

10.

Cute bit here originally found on Funny or Die.

9.

Chelsea Handler "˜tries' her hand at Krav Maga, the Israeli version of self-defense.

8.

I especially like the maneuver with the glasses in this one.

7.

This one takes the prize for funniest actor playing the part of the attackee (Yeah, just coined that word).

6.

Classic "˜Reverse' Self Defense here gets extra points for using "Menah Menah" as the underscore.

5.

This poor guy doesn't even know what's coming.

4.

Self Defense for Ladies

3.

The alternative Grab from the Back in this one is priceless.

2.

What list would be complete without Monty Python? Here is their classic Self Defense Against Fruit.

1.

This hilarious one from DerrickComedy.com, the brilliant minds behind Mystery Team.

Bonus vid

Jim Carrey's funny Self Defense against a knife attack.