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(5) James Joyce vs. (12) Bill Simmons

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(5) James Joyce

Joyce's mastery of language and inventiveness with new literary forms made him possibly the most critically acclaimed and influential novelist of the 20th century. Ulysses, Finnegans Wake, Dubliners, and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man are all firmly entrenched in the modern canon, and although his wildly experimental tendencies make reading his work tedious, it's tough to deny that Joyce had a pretty firm grasp of human nature.

(12) Bill Simmons

Simmons, better known as ESPN's Sports Guy, changed the sports journalism game earlier this decade by foregoing all of the field's tired conventions and giving fans what they really wanted: something written from their point of view. By eschewing locker rooms and insider access, Simmons was able to inject a new sensibility into sports writing, one that used a relentlessly playful and sarcastic tone, myriad references to 80's movies, unapologetic Boston homer-ism, and Simmons' always-sharp sense of humor in lieu of banal postgame quotes from players. It worked. The Sports Guy's columns became required reading for sports fans, while everyone else's writing started to feel a little bland by comparison.

The Breakdown

Both writers have a tendency to write incredibly long works. Both writers' outputs show a willingness to break with convention and test the limits of what their form can do. Both writers loved to mock Isiah Thomas' decision making with the Knicks. (At least we think that's what Joyce was doing in the Penelope episode of Ulysses.) As of yet, Simmons hasn't written anything quite as long as Ulysses, but his long-awaited forthcoming NBA book may in fact be 783 pages long. This one's a tough call.

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Tournament of Genius: The Winner Is...
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Leo wins! According to mental_floss's learned readers, Leonardo da Vinci is history's greatest genius. While the Renaissance man may have easily bested Albert Einstein in the 65-person tournament's final round, his path to the title wasn't so easy. He had to survive a controversial first-round matchup against Burt Reynolds that went into a runoff due to allegations of voter fraud, and then he had to slip past Sigmund Freud, Galileo, Nikola Tesla, and Benjamin Franklin.

Through it all, though, the Italian polymath's supporters came out in droves, and it seems that no other genius could quite match Leonardo's combination of artistic mastery and scientific acumen. Congratulations, Leonardo! Consider this one more addition to your lengthy, impressive resume.

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The Title Game: Einstein vs. Leonardo
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The Breakdown

This matchup has seemed inevitable since we released the brackets, hasn't it? We've already filled you in on what each of these geniuses accomplished, but it's worth running through the list one more time before you decide who should take the title.

Einstein's output in 1905 alone was enough for an entire lifetime of work. In that "miracle year" he published four papers that altered humanity's understanding of physics. One explained the photoelectric effect, while another offered an explanation for Brownian motion and the first experimental proof of the existence of atoms. The third and fourth papers laid out his theories of special relativity and his famous "E equals MC squared" formula. Any one of these papers would have been an incredible Nobel-worthy triumph, and he banged out all four in a single year. When early Nazi propaganda targeted Einstein and the "Jewish physics" of relativity and forced other scientists to renounce relativity, he fled to the United States, where he eventually helped convince Franklin Roosevelt to develop the atomic bombs that would end World War II. Later in his life Israeli officials offered Einstein the presidency of their country, although he declined.

Leonardo, for his part, was just as busy. The Renaissance man felt that it was his duty to take in as much knowledge as he possibly could, so he threw himself into all sorts of studies. Works like his Last Supper and Mona Lisa show his artistic virtuosity, particularly his mastery of smoky shadows, but it's his scientific and engineering work that really sets Leonardo apart from the crowd. When he died, Leonardo left hundreds of pages of journals detailing his observations on all sorts of natural sciences, including botany, anatomy, and zoology. His architectural studies were far-reaching and diverse, and his engineering sketches proved to be well ahead of their time, particularly his designs for flying machines, tanks, parachutes, and an early forerunner to the machine gun. Leonardo may not really have only slept for 15 minutes at a time, but with accomplishments like this, it's easy to see how that urban legend could spread.

Which one are you going to pick as your top genius, though? Einstein, the scientific powerhouse who won the Nobel and has given us fodder for countless magazine covers? Or do you like Leonardo, the brilliant artist who managed to learn a little bit about almost everything else, too? They're both great, but there can be only one champion.

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