The Weird Week in Review

Eyebrows Shaved for Charity

72-year-old Si Burgher had eyebrow hairs as long as three inches. They were so long he brushed them every day. Not anymore -the Bloomfield, Illinois Rotary Club  sold people turns at trimming Burgher's eyebrows! Trimmers paid $100 each, with Burgher's wife Amy getting the first shot. The stunt raised $1,600 for PolioPlus, a polio eradication campaign. Burgher himself has donated about $7,000 over the years to the campaign to pay for polio vaccine in developing countries.

Flying Car Launched

A team of British adventures led by 45-year-old pilot pilot Neil Laughton has taken off on a 42-day trek from London to Timbuktu in a bio-fueled flying car. The Parajet Skycar is essentially a dune buggy with a fan and a paragliding wing. The car was designed by 29-year-old engineer Giles Cardozo, who will join the expedition for part of the journey. Civil aviation official will not allow the car to fly over the English Channel, but they plan to fly over the Straight of Gibraltor.

Woman Kidnaps Washer Repairman

Tracey Fox of Thornley, England bought a washing machine ten months ago and requested service for it five times. When it finally quit working altogether, she had to do without three weeks before a repairman came. The repairman told her she would have to pay for repairs, even though the machine was under warranty -and that such repairs would cost more than the machine was worth. Fox said,

"Then he was going to leave and that's when I lost it. I told him he'd have to dial 999 because there was no way I was letting him out until it was fixed.

After police were called, the situation was resolved and Currys have since offered her and her husband Terry, 44, a new washing machine.

Man Arrested After Returning Reassembled Lobster

110_lobster.JPGWalter U. Tessier of Amsterdam, New York returned a lobster to a grocery store, saying it was bad. The clerk was arranging for an exchange when he noticed the lobster was only a shell. When confronted, Tessier ran from the store carrying a bag of crab legs. When police visited him at home later, he had already eaten the crab legs. Tessier was charged with petty larceny.

Director Shoots Actor During Rehearsal

A stage production of John Steinbeck's Of Mice And Men was in dress rehearsal Monday night in Sarasota, Florida, when an actor was almost killed by a gunshot. During the final scene, director Bill Bordy shot 81-year-old actor Fred Kellerman at point blank range in the back of the head. Bordy was shocked that the Smith and Wesson pistol was loaded. Luckily, the bullet only grazed Kellerman's head. The worst effects were the sound, which temporarily deafened Kellerman, and the tetanus shot he received after the incident. See a video report here.

Hitching a Ride to the Inauguration

150branson.jpgTwo Dutch students, Omar Kbiri and Lennard Hulsbos, found themselves on a last-minute trip to Washington, DC to watch the inauguration, thanks to Virgin founder Richard Branson! Branson was at a conference Tuesday in Amsterdam and mentioned he was flying back to the States for the inauguration. He then opened the forum up to questions via SMS. One message asked, "Can you take 2 broke students to Washington DC?" Branson answered "Yes." Kbiri and Hulsbos were taken by limousine to Branson's private jet and flown to Washington. A volunteer spontaneously offered to pick up the cost of hotel accommodations for the students.

Frenchman Speaks Non-Stop for 124 Hours

Lluis Colet talked about Catalan culture, Salvador Dali, and other subjects to break the world record for non-stop speech in Perpignan, France. Colet spoke for 124 hours straight- five days and four nights! Notaries were on hand to act as witnesses for the Guiness Book of World records. Crowds who gathered to hear Colet speak at a railway station broke into applause when he finished. It is not known if they were applauding his world record or thanking him for stopping.

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Two Human Toes Were Stolen From an Anatomy Exhibit
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Pierluigi Luceri, Flickr // CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

A 28-year-old New Zealand man walked into an anatomy exhibition with 10 toes and walked out with 12. We don't know why or how he did it, but the man stole two human toes from a Body Worlds display in Auckland last month, The New Zealand Herald reports.

The unnamed man appeared in court Monday and pleaded guilty to improperly interfering with the corpse "of an unknown person" and purloining two toes, which alone are valued at about $3800. The motivation for the human remains heist wasn't stated. (Fulfilling a dare seems a likely explanation, or maybe he's just a fan of The Big Lebowski.)

Whatever the reason may be, the story has a happy ending, at least: The digits have since been returned to their rightful place in the "Vital" exhibit, which explores the human body in motion. "Vital," which will remain open in Auckland until July 13, is one of several traveling exhibitions curated by Body Worlds. Two other Body Worlds exhibits are currently on view in the U.S., including "RX" (showcasing the effects of disease) in Toledo, Ohio, and "Animal Inside Out" (an "anatomical safari") in Richmond, Virginia.

The bodies, all of which are donated for exhibition purposes, are preserved via plastination, a process that "replaces bodily fluids and soluble fat in specimens with fluid plastics that harden after vacuum-forced impregnation," according to the Body Worlds website. More than 16,000 people around the world have signed up to donate their bodies after their deaths.

[h/t The New Zealand Herald]

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David Lynch's Amazon T-Shirt Shop is as Surreal as His Movies
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Dominique Faget, AFP/Getty Images

David Lynch, the celebrated director behind baffling-but-brilliant films like Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, and Twin Peaks, is now selling his equally surreal T-shirts on Amazon.

As IndieWire reports, each shirt bears an image of one of Lynch’s paintings or photographs with an accompanying title. Some of his designs are more straightforward (the shirts labeled “House” and “Whale” feature, respectively, drawings of a house and a whale), while others are obscure (the shirt called “Chicken Head Tears” features a disturbing sculpture of a semi-human face).

This isn’t the first time Lynch has ventured into pursuits outside of filmmaking. Previously, he has sold coffee, designed furniture, produced music, hosted daily weather reports, and published a book about his experience with transcendental meditation. Art, in fact, falls a little closer to Lynch’s roots; the filmmaker trained for years at the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts before making his mark in Hollywood.

Lynch’s Amazon store currently sells 57 T-shirts, ranging in size from small to triple XL, all for $26 each. As for our own feelings on the collection, we think they’re best reflected by this T-shirt named “Honestly, I’m Sort of Confused.”

Check out some of our favorites below:

T-shirt that says "Honestly, I'm Sort of Confused"
"Honestly, I'm Sort of Confused"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with a drawing of a sleeping bird on it
"Sleeping Bird"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt that says Peace on Earth over and over again. The caption is pretty on the nose.
"Peace on Earth"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an image of a screaming face made out of turkey with ants in its mouth
"Turkey Cheese Head"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an odd sculpted clay face asking if you know who it is. You get the idea.
"I Was Wondering If You Know Who I Am?"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an image of a sculpted head that is not a chicken. It is blue, though.
"Chicken Head Blue"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with a drawing of a lobster on it. Below the drawing, the lobster is labeled with the word lobster. Shocking, I know.
"Lobster"

Buy it on Amazon

T-shirt with an abstract drawing of what is by David Lynch's account, at least, a cowboy
"Cowboy"

Buy it on Amazon

[h/t IndieWire]

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