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The Quick 10: 10 First Ladies Who Never Wanted the Title

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As we all know, Michelle Obama is set to take the First Lady position tomorrow, and she has made it clear that she's not going to be a wallflower. This trend has been pretty prominent in recent years, but it wasn't always like that. In fact, some First Ladies never would have accepted the job at all if they had any choice in the matter.

martha1. Martha Washington. Yup, our very first FL hated the job. That doesn't mean that she wasn't good at it "“ by all accounts, she was a very gracious hostess with a quite charitable demeanor. But she hated that she and George were put in the position in the first place. Thanks to the war, she and George never saw one another; in fact, he was home at Mount Vernon for just two days for its entire duration. Naturally, when the war ended, Martha was looking forward to having her husband to herself... but then, the country decided that only George could possibly serve as president. Since he died just two years after his presidency ended, George and Martha never really did get tons of alone time.


2. Rachel Jackson. Actually, she never had to be First Lady, since John Quincy Adams' campaign against her husband pretty much killed her. Rachel was married to Lewis Robards before Old Hickory, but found very quickly after the wedding that the guy was a cad. He was jealous to a fault, to the point where Rachel was completely unable to live with him, so he sent her to live with her parents who ran a boarding house. While she was there, one of the patrons was none other than Andrew Jackson. They fell in love, but by that time, Robards decided her "punishment" was over and made her come back. Andrew knew she was miserable and rushed off to rescue her; she and Robards divorced and she and Andrew married. Sort of. It turns out Rachel's divorce papers hadn't gone through, even though Robards told her they had. And it's not like Jacksons jumped the gun - she was told the divorce was final in December of 1790; she and Andrew got married in August 1791. They sorted it all out and got legally married in 1794, but this didn't stop John Quincy Adams and his supporters from dredging up accusations of adultery more than 30 years later. Rachel had a history of heart problems and couldn't take the personal attacks; she died just two weeks prior to Jackson's inauguration. It's probably for the best - no doubt more gossip would have spread during her tenure as FL.

anna3. Anna Harrison. Anna is from the Martha Washington School of just wanting to spend some well-deserved time with her husband. Her husband, William Henry Harrison, was a secretary and delegate to the House of Representatives and also the territorial governor of Indiana. After the Battle of Tippecanoe, he received even more political accolades and served in all kinds of positions all over the country. Poor Anna was stuck at home with 10 children "“ at least, for a while. By 1840, six of them had died. That was the year that Harrison won his presidential bid, and Anna made no secret that she wasn't happy about it. She cried all the time and had no qualms telling people that she was terrified by the whole thing. And she was right "“ her husband's new position DID kill him, but not in the way most would have thought: after giving an inauguration speech in the cold with no coat, Harrison died of pneumonia in April of 1841. Anna had been finishing things up at home and was planning on joining her husband in Washington in May. To this day, she's the only First Lady who never made it to the White House (once the White House existed, I mean).

4. Margaret Taylor. Zachary Taylor was a soldier whose job moved him all over the unestablished U.S., and Margaret went with him with six kids in tow. Two of their daughters died by 1820, and by 1840 they had finally settled in one place where Margaret could make a real home. Before that, she had literally been raising her children in military encampments - tents, for the most part. Zachary was instrumental in the Mexican-American War and his successes made him a shoo-in for the 1848 presidential election. Margaret so detested the idea that she prayed every single night for his defeat, but no dice. She refused to play the part and stayed up in her room praying and doing needlework; all of her First Lady duties were delegated to their daughter. When Zachary died in 1850 after eating spoiled cherries (although this cause is often debated), men actually had to tear her off of his corpse so they could bury the body.

5. Abigail Fillmore. Her husband was Taylor's veep, so when Taylor met his strange end, Millard stepped in. Abigail wasn't quite as against the position as Margaret Taylor was, but she wasn't happy about it, either. All of the dinners and ceremonies and extravagant dresses and speeches bored her to death, and she wasn't very good at hiding her boredom. Plus, her health wasn't great - she suffered from horrible headaches and had some breathing problems. When her husband was elected, she pretty much took the Margaret Taylor approach and avoided her social duties when possible, delegating to her daughter, Abby, instead. She was beyond thrilled when Millard lost his re-election bid and couldn't wait to get back to Buffalo, N.Y., where he would practice law and she could rest at home and see him every day. Tragically, she caught pneumonia at Franklin Pierce's inauguration and died three weeks later. How sad is that?!

jane6. Jane Pierce. That's three First Ladies in a row who absolutely hated the job. Poor Jane Pierce is pretty tragic, though. She and Franklin had three little boys. The first one died just a couple of days after birth, and the second one died of typhus at the age of four. We'll get to the third in a second. Jane hated her husband's political career so much that Franklin actually turned down positions in the White House, including James K. Polk's Attorney General. But he was secretly in talks behind her back to run for the presidency in 1852, which she was not happy about. So it was even worse when just a couple of weeks before Franklin's inauguration, she and her remaining son were traveling in New England when a train jumped the tracks. Eleven-year-old Benjamin Pierce was killed by debris right before his poor mother's eyes. She refused to attend her husband's inauguration and no doubt would have never moved into the White House at all if left to her own decision. His people coaxed her into it, but she decorated the entire thing with black banners, wore nothing but funerary garb, rarely left her room and had her aunt take over all First Lady duties.

7. Eliza Johnson. She taught her illiterate husband to read and write, gestures she probably regretted later in his career. She wasn't nuts about being the Second Lady, so when Lincoln was assassinated and Andrew was made POTUS, she was even more annoyed with the whole thing. She decided to devote all of her energy to Andrew and none of it to the First Lady gig: she gave her duties to their daughter, refused interviews, and spent all of her time mending Andrew's clothes, making sure he was eating right and clipping newspaper articles that involved him.

8. Eleanor Roosevelt once said she had never aspired to be the president's wife, finishing with "And I don't want it now." (SHe was First Lady at the time.) And she meant it, at least at first. Before she was First Lady of the U.S., she was First Lady of New York, and she adored it. She was worried that her new position would mostly have her holding tea parties and sitting quietly in a corner, "behaving". She settled into the role, obviously, and realized that she could use it to further her own causes and become a politician in her own right.

9. Bess Truman. Eleanor's successor cried when she found out she would be taking over the First Lady role. She had watched previous presidents and their families be ripped apart by the media and the public - every scrap of privacy they had splashed all over the newspapers and trotted out by political opponents. She loathed the idea of the same thing happening to her family. It seemed like he didn't have much of a shot at re-election, so when he won, she was disappointed. However, it was then that she took it upon herself to have the
White House restored to its former glory. At the time, it was in such a state of disrepair that their daughter's piano nearly fell through the floor. Although the consensus was to demo the whole thing and start over with a new building, Bess lobbied to have it renovated and restored instead, preserved for history.

pat10. Pat Nixon, and who can blame her? The only reason she agreed to support Tricky Dick's political career in the first place was because he told her that their family would always maintain their privacy. She still hated it, and he kept promising her that after this term, he would call it quits. He was supposed to quit after his Senate term ended in 1956, but, obviously, he ended up running for president in 1960. She was devastated when he lost, but only because she had put so much time and effort into something she absolutely hated, all for nothing. He announced to a friend in 1962 that he was going to run for governor of California, and Pat abruptly left the dinner table in tears.

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10 Sweet Facts About Candy Canes
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The sweet and striped shepherd’s hooks can be found just about everywhere during the holiday season. It's time you learned a thing or two (or 10) about them.

1. THEY’VE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 17TH CENTURY.

While the origins of the candy cane are a bit murky, legend has it that they first appeared in hooked form around 1670. Candy sticks themselves were pretty common, but they really took shape when the choirmaster at the Cologne Cathedral in Germany got the bright idea of twisting them to look like shepherd’s hooks. He then handed them out to kids during church services to keep them quiet.

2. A GERMAN IMMIGRANT BROUGHT THE TRADITION TO THE STATES.

It’s no surprise, then, that it was a German immigrant who introduced the custom to America. The first reference we can find to the tradition stateside is 1847, when August Imgard of Wooster, Ohio, decked his home out with the sugary fare.

3. THEY HAVEN’T ALWAYS BEEN STRIPED.

Candy canes without the red don’t seem nearly as cheery, do they? But that’s how they were once made: all white. We’re not really sure who or exactly when the scarlet stripe was added, but we do know that images on cards before the 1900s show snow white canes.

4. THEY’RE A (RELATIVELY) VIRTUOUS HOLIDAY TREAT.

Most candy canes are around five inches long, containing only about 50 calories and no fat or cholesterol.

5. THEY DON’T ALWAYS FIT ON A CHRISTMAS TREE.

The world’s largest candy cane was built by Geneva, Illinois chef Alain Roby in 2012.  It was 51 feet long, required about 900 pounds of sugar, and was eventually smashed up with a hammer so people could take home a piece.

6. EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN WAY OF EATING THEM.

Fifty-four percent of kids suck on candy canes, compared to the 24 percent who just go right for the big crunch. As you may have been able to guess, of those surveyed, boys were nearly twice as likely to be crunchers.

7. MORE THAN A BILLION ARE MADE EACH YEAR.

According to the National Confectioners Association, about 1.2 billion candy canes are made annually, and 90 percent of those are sold between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Which honestly begs the question: Who’s buying the 10 percent in the off season?

8. A PRIEST PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN THE CANDY’S MOVE TO MASS PRODUCTION.

Bobs (that’s right; no apostrophe) Candies was the first company to really hang its hat on the sweet, striped hook. Lt. Bob McCormack began making candy canes for his kids in the 1920s, and they were such a hit he decided to start mass-producing them. With the help of his brother-in-law, a Catholic priest named Gregory Harding Keller (and his invention, the Keller Machine), McCormack was eventually able to churn out millions of candy canes a day.

9. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN (ODDLY-TIMED) HOLIDAY.

December 26 is National Candy Cane Day. Go figure.

10. THE PROCESS FOR MAKING THEM BY HAND IS MESMERIZING.

Here’s how they make candy canes at Disneyland—it’s a painstaking (and beautiful) technique.

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10 Actors Who Hated Their Own Films
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1. Sylvester Stallone, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. Sly doesn’t pull any punches when it comes to his film career. Despite co-starring with the delightful Estelle Getty as the titular violence-prone mother, Stallone knows just how bad the film was:

"I made some truly awful movies. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot was the worst. If you ever want someone to confess to murder, just make him or her sit through that film. They will confess to anything after 15 minutes."

2. Alec Guinness, Star Wars.

By the time he played Obi-Wan Kenobi in 1977’s Star Wars: A New Hope, Guinness had already appeared in cinematic classics like The Bridge on the River Kwai, Great Expectations and Lawrence of Arabia. During production, Guinness is reported to have said the following:

"Apart from the money, I regret having embarked on the film. I like them well enough, but it's not an acting job, the dialogue - which is lamentable - keeps being changed and only slightly improved, and I find myself old and out of touch with the young."

The insane amount of fame he won for the role as the wise old Jedi master took him somewhat by surprise and, ultimately, annoyed him. In his autobiography A Positively Final Appearance: A Journal, Guinness recalls a time he encountered an autograph-seeking fan who boasted to him about having watched Star Wars more than 100 times. In response, Guinness agreed to provide the boy an autograph under the condition that he promise never to watch the film again.

3. Bob Hoskins, Super Mario Brothers. He was in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?. As far as I’m concerned, Bob Hoskins is forgiven for Super Mario Bros. Hoskins, though, doesn’t seem to be able to forgive himself. Last year the Guardian spoke with the veteran actor about his career and he summed up his feelings rather succinctly:

What is the worst job you've done?
Super Mario Brothers.

What has been your biggest disappointment?
Super Mario Brothers.

If you could edit your past, what would you change?
I wouldn't do Super Mario Brothers.

4. George Clooney, Batman & Robin. Sure, Batman & Robin made money. But by every other imaginable measure, the film was a complete failure, and a nightmare to the vast majority of the Caped Crusader’s most fervent fanatics. Star George Clooney recognized what a stinker he helped create and once plainly stated, “I think we might have killed the franchise.”

5. David Cross, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. When actors have a movie out, it's customary that they publicize the film by saying nice things about it. Earlier this year David Cross took a different approach. When it came to describing his new film Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, the veteran comedian — better known for Mr. Show and Arrested Development — went on Conan and called the film a “big commercial for Carnival Cruise Lines” and told people not to go see it.

6. Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up. Judd Apatow’s unplanned pregnancy comedy was a huge hit and helped cement her status as a bankable film actress. After the film’s release, however, Heigl didn’t have all good things to say. In fact, what she specifically said about it was that the film was:

"…A little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys.”

7. Charlize Theron, Reindeer Games. The 2000 action film Reindeer Games starred Ben Affleck, Gary Sinese and Charlize Theron and was directed by John Frankenheimer. But it all somehow failed to come together. In the end the film lost a lot of money and compiled a wealth of negative reviews – including one from its star actress who simply said, “Reindeer Games was not a good movie.”

8. Mark Wahlberg, The Happening. Mark Wahlberg doesn’t exactly seem like a guy who lives his life afraid of trees. But that is the odd position M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 film The Happening put him in. Wahlberg, as it turns out, doesn’t look back too fondly on the film. He went on record during a press conference for The Fighter when he described a conversation with a fellow actor:

"We had actually had the luxury of having lunch before to talk about another movie and it was a bad movie that I did. She dodged the bullet. And then I was still able to … I don’t want to tell you what movie … alright “The Happening.” F*** it. It is what it is. F***ing trees, man. The plants. F*** it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook."

9. John Cusack, Better Off Dead. John Cusack reportedly hated his cult 80s comedy so much that he walked out of the screening and later told the film’s director Steve Holland that Better Off Dead was "the worst thing I have ever seen" and he would "never trust you as a director again."

10 Christopher Plummer, The Sound of Music. The Sound of Music is considered a classic and has delighted many generations of fans. But the film's own lead actor, Christopher Plummer, didn't always sing its praises. Mr. Von Trapp himself declined to participate in a 2005 film reunion and, according to one acquaintance, has referred to the film as The Sound of Mucus.

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