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Executive Orders: The Famous, The Infamous & The Ridiculous

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Critics call them "legislation by other means." Supporters defend them as a necessary tool for leading the country "“ especially in the face of a Congress unwilling or unable to make tough choices. Whatever your position, the Executive Order has been used by presidents for good, for ill, and sometimes for just plain odd reasons.

Constitutional Basis

Article II, Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution contains a vague reference to executive orders, giving the president the power to "take care that the laws are faithfully executed." Strict constructionists interpret this phrase to empower the president only to enact laws approved by Congress, but presidents have shown a remarkable mental flexibility to overcome this potential obstacle. Executive orders have covered every topic from school desegregation, to starting wars, to providing political supporters with cushy government positions.

These orders went largely unchecked until President Harry Truman signed Executive Order 10340, which placed all U.S. steel mills under Federal control. The Supreme Court ruled that Truman had overstepped his authority because he attempted to make law rather than clarify an existing piece of legislation. Justice Hugo Black, concerned that his majority opinion had offended the President (which it had), invited Truman over for dinner. Truman, overcome by the Justice's hospitality, remarked, "Hugo, I don't much care for your law, but, by golly, this bourbon is good."

Since then, presidents have exercised more restraint and usually cite specific laws when signing an Executive Order. Once signed, however, they carry the power of law and compel all U.S. citizens, agencies, and businesses to follow them.

Famous, Infamous & Ridiculous Executive Orders

You might have read about these executive orders in Mrs. Snodergrape's 11th grade history class. Unfortunately, Mrs. Snodergrape usually left out the most interesting tidbits.

Emancipation Proclamation: Perhaps the most famous of all executive orders, the Proclamation freed all slaves living in the Confederacy. (It did not, however, free slaves in the border states of Kentucky, Missouri, Maryland, Delaware, and West Virginia "“ states that permitted slavery, but had not seceded from the Union.)

The Proclamation was actually President Lincoln's last attempt to bring the Civil War to a speedy close. His first desire was to save the Union, not to end slavery. In July 1862, Lincoln drafted a "Preliminary Emancipation Proclamation" that announced he would free the slaves in any territory still under rebellion on January 1, 1863. Theoretically, states that ceased hostilities and returned to the Union before that date could still practice slavery. Following the Confederacy's disastrous defeat at Antietam in September, Lincoln issued this preliminary Proclamation. He hoped that the defeat would convince the South they could not win the war, and as a concession to a quick surrender, they would be allowed to keep their slaves. The Confederacy did not surrender, so Lincoln issued his final Emancipation Proclamation on New Year's Day. Although it freed few slaves at the time, it did clarify a moral cause for the war and dashed any hopes of the Confederacy receiving support from France or Great Britain.

New Deal: Unemployment had reached 25%. Commodity prices had dropped by 60%, and the stock market had shed 85% of its value. Franklin Delano Roosevelt came on the scene facing the biggest crisis since the Civil War. Launched to the presidency through the promise of a "New Deal," Roosevelt grounded his recovery program in the Works Progress Administration, enacted by E.O. 7034 in 1935. The WPA built upon the hugely popular Civilian Conservation Corps, and provided work to an estimated 8.5 million people. In its eight years, it built over 600,000 miles of roads, 125,000 bridges, 8,000 parks, and 850 airport landing fields. The WPA also employed painters, sculptors, musicians, and writers. The result: 2,500 murals, 17,500 pieces of sculpture, 34 new orchestras, 2,000 public service posters and the American Guide series—the most complete travel guide to the United States ever published.

[WPA poster courtesy of the Library of Congress.]

Desegregation of the Armed Forces: In February 1948, a hopeful President Harry S. Truman sent Congress a 10-point proposal on extending civil rights to African-Americans. Included in that plan was a proposal to desegregate the military and phase out the all-black units dating back to the Civil War. He vastly underestimated the reaction of his fellow Democrats, who that July seceded from the Democratic Party and formed the Dixiecrat Party with Strom Thurmond as its nominee for president. Less than two weeks later, Truman issued Executive Order 9981, "[declaring it] to be the policy of the President that there shall be equality of treatment and opportunity for all persons in the armed services without regard to race, color, religion, or national origin." By 1953, 95% of all African-American service members had been integrated into previously all-white units.

Japanese-American Internment: "Tora! Tora! Tora!" The lead Japanese plane radioed to headquarters to indicate total surprise had been achieved at Pearl Harbor. The United States and Japan were at war; the nation was afraid and was convinced Japanese spies lurked everywhere. President Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066, authorizing the detention of more than 110,000 Japanese-Americans. Taken mostly from the West Coast, approximately 60% of those interned were American citizens, denied the right of habeas corpus and torn away from their homes for the simple crime of having Japanese ancestry. A commission later determined that E.O. 9066 was the result of "race prejudice, war hysteria, and a failure of political leadership."

Indian Reservations: In 1851, Congress passed the Indian Appropriations Act, which empowered the government to remove, by force if necessary, Native Americans from their ancestral homelands to less desirable locations further west. This policy quickly took a back seat to the Civil War, but President Ulysses S. Grant created dozens of reservations. Some tribes went peacefully, while others, like the Sioux, waged a bitter fight. Eventually, over 300 reservations were created, most in extremely inhospitable areas that nobody else wanted.

What's the point of being President if you can't do a little bit of whatever you want to do? These executive orders have historians scratching their heads and saying, "huh?"

TPS.jpgExecutive Orders Spelled Out: TPS reports got you down? In what might have been advance press for the movie Office Space, President Herbert Hoover signed E.O. 5658 on June 24, 1931. This executive order is about "“ you guessed it "“ executive orders. It lays out all the helpful details you need to know about grammar, spelling, margins, selecting a title, and even what size paper to use (8 ½ x 11). At least there wasn't anything important going on at the time like, you know, the Great Depression.

Patronage: Is that civil service exam too hard? Not a problem if you've got friends in high places. Presidents have frequently used executive orders to award jobs. Theodore Roosevelt seemed particularly fond of this hiring practice, doling out over two dozen jobs to clerks, engineers, doctors, and administrators. Of note, his Executive Order of June 23, 1904, appointed Dr. William L. Ralph as curator of the section of birds' eggs in the National Museum, and his E.O. of November 2, 1903, made Mrs. Roy L. Quackenbush a permanent clerk in the Post Office.

Torch Hunting: Back in the good ol' days, when men were men, those manly men liked to go hunting. At night. With torches. Apparently this was such a widespread epidemic in the Panama Canal Zone (then a U.S. possession) that it rose to the desk of President Woodrow Wilson. E.O. 1884 made the use of hunting with a "lantern, torch, bonfire, or other artificial light" a misdemeanor. Wilson apparently had a fascination with the day-to-day operations of the Panama Canal Zone; he signed executive orders covering hiring, anti-corruption efforts, telegraph and wireless services, and postal crimes. He also signed E.O. 2526, which forbade any persons of Chinese descent from entering the Panama Canal, punishable by a $500 fine and up to one year in prison.

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Man Buys Two Metric Tons of LEGO Bricks; Sorts Them Via Machine Learning
May 21, 2017
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Jacques Mattheij made a small, but awesome, mistake. He went on eBay one evening and bid on a bunch of bulk LEGO brick auctions, then went to sleep. Upon waking, he discovered that he was the high bidder on many, and was now the proud owner of two tons of LEGO bricks. (This is about 4400 pounds.) He wrote, "[L]esson 1: if you win almost all bids you are bidding too high."

Mattheij had noticed that bulk, unsorted bricks sell for something like €10/kilogram, whereas sets are roughly €40/kg and rare parts go for up to €100/kg. Much of the value of the bricks is in their sorting. If he could reduce the entropy of these bins of unsorted bricks, he could make a tidy profit. While many people do this work by hand, the problem is enormous—just the kind of challenge for a computer. Mattheij writes:

There are 38000+ shapes and there are 100+ possible shades of color (you can roughly tell how old someone is by asking them what lego colors they remember from their youth).

In the following months, Mattheij built a proof-of-concept sorting system using, of course, LEGO. He broke the problem down into a series of sub-problems (including "feeding LEGO reliably from a hopper is surprisingly hard," one of those facts of nature that will stymie even the best system design). After tinkering with the prototype at length, he expanded the system to a surprisingly complex system of conveyer belts (powered by a home treadmill), various pieces of cabinetry, and "copious quantities of crazy glue."

Here's a video showing the current system running at low speed:

The key part of the system was running the bricks past a camera paired with a computer running a neural net-based image classifier. That allows the computer (when sufficiently trained on brick images) to recognize bricks and thus categorize them by color, shape, or other parameters. Remember that as bricks pass by, they can be in any orientation, can be dirty, can even be stuck to other pieces. So having a flexible software system is key to recognizing—in a fraction of a second—what a given brick is, in order to sort it out. When a match is found, a jet of compressed air pops the piece off the conveyer belt and into a waiting bin.

After much experimentation, Mattheij rewrote the software (several times in fact) to accomplish a variety of basic tasks. At its core, the system takes images from a webcam and feeds them to a neural network to do the classification. Of course, the neural net needs to be "trained" by showing it lots of images, and telling it what those images represent. Mattheij's breakthrough was allowing the machine to effectively train itself, with guidance: Running pieces through allows the system to take its own photos, make a guess, and build on that guess. As long as Mattheij corrects the incorrect guesses, he ends up with a decent (and self-reinforcing) corpus of training data. As the machine continues running, it can rack up more training, allowing it to recognize a broad variety of pieces on the fly.

Here's another video, focusing on how the pieces move on conveyer belts (running at slow speed so puny humans can follow). You can also see the air jets in action:

In an email interview, Mattheij told Mental Floss that the system currently sorts LEGO bricks into more than 50 categories. It can also be run in a color-sorting mode to bin the parts across 12 color groups. (Thus at present you'd likely do a two-pass sort on the bricks: once for shape, then a separate pass for color.) He continues to refine the system, with a focus on making its recognition abilities faster. At some point down the line, he plans to make the software portion open source. You're on your own as far as building conveyer belts, bins, and so forth.

Check out Mattheij's writeup in two parts for more information. It starts with an overview of the story, followed up with a deep dive on the software. He's also tweeting about the project (among other things). And if you look around a bit, you'll find bulk LEGO brick auctions online—it's definitely a thing!

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What Happened to Jamie and Aurelia From Love Actually?
May 26, 2017
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Fans of the romantic-comedy Love Actually recently got a bonus reunion in the form of Red Nose Day Actually, a short charity special that gave audiences a peek at where their favorite characters ended up almost 15 years later.

One of the most improbable pairings from the original film was between Jamie (Colin Firth) and Aurelia (Lúcia Moniz), who fell in love despite almost no shared vocabulary. Jamie is English, and Aurelia is Portuguese, and they know just enough of each other’s native tongues for Jamie to propose and Aurelia to accept.

A decade and a half on, they have both improved their knowledge of each other’s languages—if not perfectly, in Jamie’s case. But apparently, their love is much stronger than his grasp on Portuguese grammar, because they’ve got three bilingual kids and another on the way. (And still enjoy having important romantic moments in the car.)

In 2015, Love Actually script editor Emma Freud revealed via Twitter what happened between Karen and Harry (Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman, who passed away last year). Most of the other couples get happy endings in the short—even if Hugh Grant's character hasn't gotten any better at dancing.

[h/t TV Guide]