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100,000 Attend Topless Biker Parade

An estimated 100,000 workers in Auckland, New Zealand gathered to watch the annual "Boobs on Bikes" parade Wednesday. Female porn stars and drag queens cruised topless as spectators competed for good vantage points to take photographs. The event was organized by adult film producer Steve Crow as part of an "Erotic Expo." The city council had introduced a bylaw to ban the parade, but at the last minute, a judge ruled that the display was not offensive. With video.

Plane Hangs Upside Down

An unnamed retired couple in Germany were flying their small plane when it became entangled in power lines. They were left hanging upside-down in the plane while fuel dripped over them and 380,000 volt cables ran above them. Authorities considered a helicopter rescue, but that would have been too dangerous. After three hours, the two were rescued by workers in a cherry picker. They were treated at a hospital for shock.

Australian Mayor Looking for Ugly Women

John Molony is the mayor of Mount Isa, an isolated mining town in the Australian Outback. In an attempt to alleviate the imbalance of men to women in his village, he made remarks to a newspaper that "beauty-disadvantaged" women seem to be happy in Mount Isa. The female population of the town took offense, saying the men there were not exactly gems, either.

"We've got a saying up here that the odds are good, but the goods are odd," 27-year-old Anna Warrick told The Brisbane Times.

Two-headed Turtle Stolen

150Two-headed turtle.jpgAn unnamed two-headed turtle is missing from an animal shelter in New York City. Owner Sean Casey reported the turtle kidnapped on Sunday, although police at first did not believe him. The turtle was surrendered to the shelter, which is also a pet supply store, when its previous owner could not care for him. In the several months the turtle lived at the shelter, he became popular with the neighborhood children. Casey believes a child may have taken the turtle as a pet, but wants him back because he needs special care. Two-headed turtles have maneuverability problems, and may drown if they encounter deep water.

Keys Locked in Getaway Car

Police arrested 24-year-old John Wilkinson on robbery charges. He had allegedly taken Xanax and hydrocodone from a drugstore in Stanton, Texas. He left his car running out front, but found he had inadvertently locked the doors! He led police on a brief foot chase until they shot him in the shoulder. Wilkinson was taken to the hospital and then to jail.

Standing at His Own Wake

125angel.jpgAngel Pantoja Medina of San Juan, Puerto Rico had wished to remain standing even after his death. His wish was granted as the 24-year-old stood for three days at his own wake! He was propped in a corner, wearing his Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses. Medina was found dead under a bridge a week ago, and buried on Monday. Police are investigating the circumstances of his death.

Cat Survives Ride on Speeding Ambulance

Paramedic Myles White of New South Wales, Australia responded to a medical emergency that required a 13 kilometer trip at speeds up to 100 kph with lights and sirens. When he was loading the patient, he heard meowing from the top of the ambulance. It was his own cat! Chloe had apparently climbed on top of the vehicle to nap when the call came in. White was amazed that she managed to hold on for trip.

"I cannot believe that she managed to stay on and survive.

"When I took her down, she was all fluffed up and her eyes were a bit blown out and she did a big 'Help, get me off' meow."

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Bizarre New Species of Crabs and a Giant Sea Cockroach Discovered in Waters Off Indonesia
One known species of isopod, or "giant sea cockroach"
One known species of isopod, or "giant sea cockroach"
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A crab with green googly eyes, another with "ears" resembling peanuts, and a species of giant sea cockroach are among the dozen new kinds of crustaceans discovered by scientists in the waters off Indonesia, Channel News Asia reports.

These finds are the result of a two-week expedition by Indonesian and Singaporean scientists with the South Java Deep Sea Biodiversity Expedition (SJADES 2018), which involved exploring deep waters in the Sunda Strait (the waterway separating the islands of Sumatra and Java in Southeast Asia) and the Indian Ocean. Using trawls, dredges, and other tools, researchers brought a huge variety of deep-sea life to the surface—some species for the very first time.

"The world down there is an alien world," Peter Ng, chief scientist of the expedition, told Channel News Asia. "You have waters that go down more than 2000 to 3000 meters [9800 feet], and we do not know … the animal life that's at the bottom."

The giant sea cockroach—technically a giant isopod, also nicknamed a Darth Vader isopod—is a new species in the genus Bathynomus, measuring almost a foot long and found more than 4000 feet deep. The isopods are occasionally seen on the ocean floor, where they scuttle around scavenging for dead fish and other animals. This marked the first time the genus has ever been recorded in Indonesia.

Another find is a spider crab nicknamed Big Ears, though it doesn't actually have ears—its peanut-shaped plates are used to protect the crab's eyes.

More than 800 species were collected during the expedition, accounting for 12,000 individual animals. Researchers say it will take up to two years to study all of them. In addition to the 12 species that are completely new to science, 40 were seen for the first time in Indonesia. Creatures that the scientists dubbed a chain-saw lobster, an ice cream cone worm, and a cock-eyed squid were among some of the rarer finds.

A "Chain-Saw Lobster"
Nicknamed the "Chain-Saw Lobster," this creature is a rare blind lobster, found only in the deep seas.

Researchers took to the giant sea cockroach quickly, with some of the crew members reportedly calling it “cute” and cradling it like a baby. Check out Channel News Asia Insider's video below for more insight into their creepy finds.

[h/t Channel News Asia]

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The Mysterious Case of the Severed Feet in British Columbia
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While walking on the beach, many people look out for a number of things: Shells, buried treasure, crabs, and dolphins among them. But if you’re on a beach in British Columbia, you might want to keep an eye out for something a little more sinister—about 15 severed feet have washed up on the shores there in the past few years. The latest was found on May 6, wedged in a mass of logs on Gabriola Island, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

The feet have been surprising unlucky British Columbians for over a decade. The first appeared back in 2007 on Jedediah Island; it was eventually matched to a deceased man whose family declined to provide additional information. Bizarre, but not particularly alarming—until another one showed up on Gabriola Island less than a month later. More feet followed, and though some were matched to missing persons, most remained anonymous (feet, unfortunately, don’t contain much identifying information). Instead, police focused on the fact that each foot was encased in a running shoe—though sizes, genders, and brands differed.

This seems like a real-life episode of The X-Files, but it turns out there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for the severed feet: They’re not really “severed,” which would indicate cutting or slicing, at all. According to scientists who tested the theory, the feet likely belong to suicide, drowning, or plane crash victims. It’s common for decomposing bodies to come apart at the joint, making it natural for the foot to come apart from the leg. But if that’s the case, wouldn’t hands be similarly susceptible to washing up on beaches? Nope, that’s where the shoes come in.

While the rest of the body naturally decomposes in water, feet are surprisingly well protected inside the rubber and fabric of a shoe. The soles can be pretty buoyant, and sometimes air pockets get trapped inside the shoe, making it float to the surface. Most of the “severed” feet have been clad in jogging shoes such as Nikes and Pumas, but at least one case involves a hiking boot. In that instance, the boot (and foot) was matched to a man who went missing while fishing more than 25 years ago. The most recent case also involves a hiking boot.

That leaves the question: Why British Columbia? According to Richard Thompson, an oceanographer with the federal Institute of Ocean Sciences, it’s connected to ocean current. “There’s a lot of recirculation in the region; we’re working here with a semi-enclosed basin. Fraser River, False Creek, Burrard Inlet—all those regions around there are somewhat semi-enclosed. The tidal currents and the winds can keep things that are floating recirculating in the system." Several feet have also been found further south, in Washington state, which shares a network of coastal waterways with British Columbia.

Others aren’t so quick to accept this scientific analysis, however. Criminal lawyer and crime author Michael Slade still wonders if a serial killer is afoot. "We also have to consider that this could be a serial killer," he said. "Somebody who right now is underneath the radar. That has to be on the table."

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